KnowMeByTrailOfDead
Jackass of all Trades
+62|7153|Dayton, Ohio
Anyone want a 200LB vibrator?

18 months ago my wife and I bought a new front load washing machine.  Like all appliances these days, it came with a 1 year warranty with the option to spend another 20% on an extra year.  Well, we were already over budget at $1000 for this LG so we didn't get the warranty.  This past weekend it started making really load banging noises and even dented the side pannel from the inside.  We called and had a tech check it out and the weights broke free from the drum and proceded to destroy everything, including punching a hole through the drum.  Amazingly enough, the part are mostly covered under the extended coverage for the Drum so parts are cheap.  The labor was quoted at $475 - bend over because they are the only repair company within 50 miles that is allowed to do the warranty work.  For those of you that still live with mom, I can get a top load washer for $350-$550.

So, does anyone want an oversized vibrator, the drum still turns and because it is so out of balance, it could probably out run most of you to the mailbox.  The damn thing was playing bumper cars with the Dryer and moved it about a foot across the room.  For the right price "free" you too could own the marvel bouncing, vibrating, rattling technology and can make your girls scream.

Enjoy.
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6739|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)
No

I'm sure this breaks the "No advertising" technicality.
KnowMeByTrailOfDead
Jackass of all Trades
+62|7153|Dayton, Ohio

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

No

I'm sure this breaks the "No advertising" technicality.
It is more of a sarcastic rant than an add.  Not looking forward to shelling out another $400 after just buying our house 1.5 months ago.
Anfidurl
Use the bumper, that's what its for!
+103|7065|Lexington, Kentucky

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

No

I'm sure this breaks the "No advertising" technicality.
Grow a sense of humor. Other endowments sold separately. Not valid in AK, HI, KY, OH, NY, or  UT.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7112|Your moms bedroom
that sucks... i bought an"Admiral" washer and dryer, supposedly they are a product of Maytag, you can register them at the maytag website, i only paid about 300 for it. i guess they break down pretty easily, but mine is still fine "knocks on wood"
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6739|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

Anfidurl wrote:

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

No

I'm sure this breaks the "No advertising" technicality.
Grow a sense of humor. Other endowments sold separately. Not valid in AK, HI, KY, OH, NY, or  UT.
Do you know how long one takes to grow? I keep forgetting to water it and it dies on me.
P.S. check my most boring person on BF2s thread to see why I obviously don't have a sense of humour!
KnowMeByTrailOfDead
Jackass of all Trades
+62|7153|Dayton, Ohio
I have been trying to think of way to put the damn thing to use so it dosn't feel like a complete waste.  Any ideas?

I was thinking of puting some springs on the feet to see how high it an jump and then put the videos on YouTube.
KnowMeByTrailOfDead
Jackass of all Trades
+62|7153|Dayton, Ohio

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

Anfidurl wrote:

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

No

I'm sure this breaks the "No advertising" technicality.
Grow a sense of humor. Other endowments sold separately. Not valid in AK, HI, KY, OH, NY, or  UT.
Do you know how long one takes to grow? I keep forgetting to water it and it dies on me.
P.S. check my most boring person on BF2s thread to see why I obviously don't have a sense of humour!
You need to start hanging with Poe.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7121

KnowMeByTrailOfDead wrote:

I have been trying to think of way to put the damn thing to use so it dosn't feel like a complete waste.  Any ideas?

I was thinking of puting some springs on the feet to see how high it an jump and then put the videos on YouTube.
Find a way to throw it 500ft into the air!
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7112|Your moms bedroom
roll it down a hill off of a cliff
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7050|Columbus, OH
Give it to a gun club i am sure they will love to shoot at it.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7112|Your moms bedroom
at sea we would float test it
KnowMeByTrailOfDead
Jackass of all Trades
+62|7153|Dayton, Ohio

Locoloki wrote:

at sea we would float test it
If we are going to do that, we should send it to Letterman.

We could send it to the guy with the blender.  That would give him a challeng.

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