Tips to pick up chicks in Taiwan

2007-07-22 02:05:45

#1

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7189

1. Be white. You must be a White male.
2. Money. You must have teh money to win.
3. Speak Chinese. This is crucial for communication

Extra points for:

Knowing how to do your hair
Blonde hair.
Being Half Asian, As Ty said, foreign but familiar

That's it

Last edited by cyborg_ninja-117 (2007-07-22 03:43:48)

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2007-07-22 02:09:37

#2

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6838|California

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
1. Be white. You must be a White male.
2. Money. You must have teh money to win.
3. Speak Chinese. This is crucial for communication

Extra points for:

Knowing how to do your hair
Blonde hair.

That's it

Theirs different languages for Chinese.
to be on the safe side, learn them all!

2007-07-22 02:09:38

#3

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6863

XD

How's your 14 year old?

2007-07-22 02:11:52

#4

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7189

=NHB=Shadow wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
1. Be white. You must be a White male.
2. Money. You must have teh money to win.
3. Speak Chinese. This is crucial for communication

Extra points for:

Knowing how to do your hair
Blonde hair.

That's it
Theirs different languages for Chinese.
to be on the safe side, learn them all!

Different Dialect. In Taiwan people just use the main one.

To panda: It's going fine. But other chicks are hitting on me and I'm like no k, but gimme yo numbers anyways.

2007-07-22 02:15:03

#5

Entertayner: Member; +826|7043

Can't you just put a big wad of cash in their hand and do anything you like to them?

2007-07-22 02:18:23

#6

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7189

Entertayner wrote:
Can't you just put a big wad of cash in their hand and do anything you like to them?

You want to be arrested by Cops who will buttrape you coz they have no lives?

2007-07-22 02:20:18

#7

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|7035|British Columbia, Canada

Too bad I don't speak Chinese..

I've got the Extra though, does that still count?

2007-07-22 02:20:48

#8

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6999|Milkystania, yurop

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Entertayner wrote:
Can't you just put a big wad of cash in their hand and do anything you like to them?
You want to be arrested by Cops who will buttrape you coz they have no lives?

Sounds fun why not , if you give them some cash will they dress up as a panda?

2007-07-22 02:22:08

#9

']['error: Banned; +630|7117|The Netherlands

omg i r teh white, i have ze money and i hav blonde hairz0rs!

2007-07-22 02:24:29

#10

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6863

Magpie wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Entertayner wrote:
Can't you just put a big wad of cash in their hand and do anything you like to them?
You want to be arrested by Cops who will buttrape you coz they have no lives?
Sounds fun why not , if you give them some cash will they dress up as a panda?

HEY! And no, they won't dress up as me.

2007-07-22 02:28:31

#11

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6999|Milkystania, yurop

some_random_panda wrote:
Magpie wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

You want to be arrested by Cops who will buttrape you coz they have no lives?
Sounds fun why not , if you give them some cash will they dress up as a panda?
HEY! And no, they won't dress up as me.

AAAAH crap that would of been so cool

2007-07-22 02:29:24

#12

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6981|Bournemouth, South England

Not like Thailand, were if you can afford a beer you can afford a threesome... Just check they ain't got a huge pair of swinging bollocks first.

2007-07-22 02:32:53

#13

Kylau: Member; +9|7178|Washington

Venereal Diseases come free of charge.

2007-07-22 02:34:26

#14

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6863

Kylau wrote:
Venereal Diseases come free of charge.

As do babies.

2007-07-22 02:34:51

#15

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6981|Bournemouth, South England

Kylau wrote:
Venereal Diseases come free of charge.

Put me down for two then!

2007-07-22 02:38:30

#16

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7189

Kylau wrote:
Venereal Diseases come free of charge.

You can't live life to the fullest without at least contracting 2 STD's

2007-07-22 02:39:30

#17

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6981|Bournemouth, South England

AIDS, the gift that keeps on giving.

Besides, you can only catch it once.

2007-07-22 02:45:00

#18

gene_pool: Banned; +519|7094|Gold coast, Aus.

Where can I get me a taiwan?

2007-07-22 02:46:04

#19

Kylau: Member; +9|7178|Washington

Taiwan is still better than Thailand as far as disgusting factor

2007-07-22 02:48:11

#20

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6981|Bournemouth, South England

Hear no evil,
See no evil,
Speak no evil...

Rohypnol.

Easiest way to pull a chick.

2007-07-22 02:49:16

#21

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7189

Kylau wrote:
Taiwan is still better than Thailand as far as disgusting factor

Taiwan is a shitload different from Thailand.

2007-07-22 03:28:29

#22

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7247|Noizyland

A mate of mine has a tip for getting Asian chicks. Be half Asian. It's foreign but familiar. My mate's half Chinese, (and speaks Japanese fluently.)

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2007-07-22 03:29:56

#23

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6966|N. Ireland

']['error wrote:
omg i r teh white, i have ze money and i hav blonde hairz0rs!

x2!!

2007-07-22 03:40:57

#24

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6920|Boulder, CO

damm i'm white, have no money and have brown hair that i just leave well alone. I also don't speak chinese.

*note to self:- never go to taiwan you're to poor to succede in picking up chicks probably not too poor to pick up STD's though somehow.*

my trips abroad generally suck like that.

2007-07-22 03:43:07

#25

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7189

Ty wrote:
A mate of mine has a tip for getting Asian chicks. Be half Asian. It's foreign but familiar. My mate's half Chinese, (and speaks Japanese fluently.)

Zomgs I'm half Asian and Half whitez!

I think I should add that to my guide

To Noobeater:

Being white will always succeed Even though you don't have the cash. My dad was a poor arse when he came to Taiwan, and still won my moms heart

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cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Entertayner wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Entertayner wrote:

Magpie wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Entertayner wrote:

some_random_panda wrote:

Magpie wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Kylau wrote:

Kylau wrote:

Kylau wrote:

Kylau wrote:

']['error wrote:

Ty wrote:

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