I've never asked this before but wot's the story about you living in Taiwan? Your mum Taiwanese or something? You got a job there? Or are you simply living in exile?cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
1. Be white. You must be a White male.
2. Money. You must have teh money to win.
3. Speak Chinese. This is crucial for communication
Extra points for:
Knowing how to do your hair
Blonde hair.
Being Half Asian, As Ty said, foreign but familiar
That's it
Mom's Taiwanese. My rich grandparents live in Taiwan so I live here. But since my dad is Australian, I carry an Australian passport. /Win. Btw, I won't leave this country, chicks are so easy to pick up, it requires no skillz at all. Wait... In democratic Taiwan, Chicks pick up you!{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
I've never asked this before but wot's the story about you living in Taiwan? Your mum Taiwanese or something? You got a job there? Or are you simply living in exile?cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
1. Be white. You must be a White male.
2. Money. You must have teh money to win.
3. Speak Chinese. This is crucial for communication
Extra points for:
Knowing how to do your hair
Blonde hair.
Being Half Asian, As Ty said, foreign but familiar
That's it
Wrong wrong wrong. I know all you do is say "I have 1473 of teh Karmas on BF2s" and they're all over you.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
1. Be white. You must be a White male.
2. Money. You must have teh money to win.
3. Speak Chinese. This is crucial for communication
Extra points for:
Knowing how to do your hair
Blonde hair.
Being Half Asian, As Ty said, foreign but familiar
That's it
but you would be lying - you only have 173!Mekstizzle wrote:
Wrong wrong wrong. I know all you do is say "I have 1473 of teh Karmas on BF2s" and they're all over you.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
1. Be white. You must be a White male.
2. Money. You must have teh money to win.
3. Speak Chinese. This is crucial for communication
Extra points for:
Knowing how to do your hair
Blonde hair.
Being Half Asian, As Ty said, foreign but familiar
That's it
Hence why I get no chicks from Taiwan.
Who needs those Karma Whores anyway!
Edit: And no I meant Cyborg
Who needs those Karma Whores anyway!
Edit: And no I meant Cyborg
Last edited by Mekstizzle (2007-07-22 05:17:44)
Taiwanese girls, right just make sure that there
not PACKING
not PACKING
Its quite easy to pull chicks in England too...
Me: Alright love, wanna fuck?
Her: Nah.
Me: Want another Bacardi Breezer?
Option 2..
Me: Your tongue, my balls, how about it?
Her: Nah.
Me (With wooden stick in hand): **Smack** Wrong.
Me: Alright love, wanna fuck?
Her: Nah.
Me: Want another Bacardi Breezer?
Option 2..
Me: Your tongue, my balls, how about it?
Her: Nah.
Me (With wooden stick in hand): **Smack** Wrong.
To them, Karma would probably sound like kama sutra, so if you read it 1473 times (me) You should be able to pick up chicks from TaiwanMekstizzle wrote:
Hence why I get no chicks from Taiwan.
Who needs those Karma Whores anyway!
Edit: And no I meant Cyborg
Lucky me, I haev thy blondenesses and thy whitely man skin. And thou moneyzez.
Asshole rapist...go die.Penetrator_01 wrote:
Hear no evil,
See no evil,
Speak no evil...
Rohypnol.
Easiest way to pull a chick.
At what point did I mention raping assholes?CC-Marley wrote:
Asshole rapist...go die.Penetrator_01 wrote:
Hear no evil,
See no evil,
Speak no evil...
Rohypnol.
Easiest way to pull a chick.
Look out for brazillian chicks to ,just look outmadmax wrote:
Taiwanese girls, right just make sure that there
not PACKING
Not that there is anything wrong with raping assholes, but he certainly didn't mention it there.Penetrator_01 wrote:
At what point did I mention raping assholes?CC-Marley wrote:
Asshole rapist...go die.Penetrator_01 wrote:
Hear no evil,
See no evil,
Speak no evil...
Rohypnol.
Easiest way to pull a chick.
I don't want to pick up chicks in Taiwan I want to pick up cyborg_ninja's.
lol beat me to it.some_random_panda wrote:
XD
How's your 14 year old?
She won't love you. I'm the only white guy she knows :> and she loves me long time.wah1188 wrote:
I don't want to pick up chicks in Taiwan I want to pick up cyborg_ninja's.
You look more or less half caste to me .cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
She won't love you. I'm the only white guy she knows :> and she loves me long time.wah1188 wrote:
I don't want to pick up chicks in Taiwan I want to pick up cyborg_ninja's.