GorillaTicTacs
Member
+231|6815|Kyiv, Ukraine
I can't make this stuff up, really.

Confirmed on CNN - It seems the delays and air travel warnings, especially the one about a block of Roquefort being a "terrorist dry run"...was completely made up by our fine folks at TSA.  Please enjoy the remainder of your cheese-free summer travel season.  Thank god they're wasting our time on this instead of finding that Bin Laden dude.

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/TSA_dry_r … _0727.html
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7072|Washington, DC

Fuck man, and to think I was just flying the other day. Thank fucking God that some terrorist didn't plant Roquefort on the plane... god save us all if they get access to brie.
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6889|Boulder, CO
*panics due to the lump of cheese he was about to eat thats on a plate 3 feet away* eeeeeeep

*throws the cheese out the window then runs out and uses a controled explosion to get rid of the threat*

good god i could of died if i hadn't seen that.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6971|Global Command
Figures.
howler_27
Member
+90|7129
I flew out to visit some friends in Wyoming last winter and had about 10lbs of cheese in my carry on for them to enjoy when I got out there.  Damn TSA kept a bag and said that they had to sample it for validity.  I told them I'd piss on the rest of it before they got the other 9lbs.  How friggin' stupid do you have to be to not be able to tell the difference between Cheese and plastic explosives. Obviously, they were going to take it for lunch break.  Bastages.
konfusion
mostly afk
+480|6992|CH/BR - in UK

Muahuahuahua - why worry about Iran, when you should be worrying about the combined forces of French and Swiss Cheeses!

-konfusion
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6847|North Carolina
"Behold, the power of cheese."
Bubbalo
The Lizzard
+541|7003
I love the part where they asked one of them if they knew Bin Laden.

Reminds me of the good old days when the US visa applications asked if you were a terrorist.

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