Okay, quick one, would you like me to start from the very start (which could take a bittie typing) or just include the most recent nasty stuff so you can get diagnosing me with cancer/tuberculosis or some other life threatening disease??
What?
Wait, you want to type out your symptoms for a diagnosis?
Hit a doctors office!
Too lazy? Just hit Web-MD.
Hit a doctors office!
Too lazy? Just hit Web-MD.
Well, you could ask a 'real' doctor, knowledgeable relative or friend, or you could at least give us a little more detail if you plan on laying your health at the mercy of the interblag
I'm so tempted just to say
"You have aids" or "your having a baby". at the very least people need to know what sypmtons you have so it can be googled.
I have no medical qualifications so don't listen to any advice i may make unless google backs it up.
"You have aids" or "your having a baby". at the very least people need to know what sypmtons you have so it can be googled.
I have no medical qualifications so don't listen to any advice i may make unless google backs it up.
All you're going to get here is "you have syphillis/aids/the plague/gingivitus" or some other nonsense.
http://www.webmd.com/
It may help you discover what you MIGHT have.
Really, you should go to a doctor. An internet diagnosis isn't something to base a life decision on.
It may help you discover what you MIGHT have.
Really, you should go to a doctor. An internet diagnosis isn't something to base a life decision on.
Maybe Incompetence as well.chittydog wrote:
All you're going to get here is "you have syphillis/aids/the plague/gingivitus" or some other nonsense.
Right. I wanna know if you guys think I should go see a doctor..
I've not been feeling great the last few weeks, my parents said I had the flu as I had constant headaches and blocked noses and I've been BLOODY tired. I spent a hole day in bed and missed my paper round one day. Dizziness and blood rushes to my head every time I stood up happened as well. but..
This morning on my paper round I blew my nose onto the pavement (6:30AM so nobody around:D) and there was lots of red boogers. I felt fine for the rest of the day, so I shrugged it off. When I was watching TV I coughed pretty violently and threw some blood onto my arm. And just 5 minutes before posting this I had a massive nose bleed. Biggest I've ever had or seen. Blood gushing. I'm getting kinda scared now.
I've not been feeling great the last few weeks, my parents said I had the flu as I had constant headaches and blocked noses and I've been BLOODY tired. I spent a hole day in bed and missed my paper round one day. Dizziness and blood rushes to my head every time I stood up happened as well. but..
This morning on my paper round I blew my nose onto the pavement (6:30AM so nobody around:D) and there was lots of red boogers. I felt fine for the rest of the day, so I shrugged it off. When I was watching TV I coughed pretty violently and threw some blood onto my arm. And just 5 minutes before posting this I had a massive nose bleed. Biggest I've ever had or seen. Blood gushing. I'm getting kinda scared now.
tell your mom you don't feel good. She'll know what to do.
the internet is just proving Charles Darwin right even more.
if you feel sick, go see a doctor. if you are not sick at all, stop making immature jokes about that.Funky_Finny wrote:
Okay, quick one, would you like me to start from the very start (which could take a bittie typing) or just include the most recent nasty stuff so you can get diagnosing me with cancer/tuberculosis or some other life threatening disease??
dont worry, nothings wrong here. keep on doing what youre doing and itll fix itself.
I'm not a doctor, but I'd say you need to get to one. It's not normal for one to bleed like that unless something is wrong.Funky_Finny wrote:
Right. I wanna know if you guys think I should go see a doctor..
I've not been feeling great the last few weeks, my parents said I had the flu as I had constant headaches and blocked noses and I've been BLOODY tired. I spent a hole day in bed and missed my paper round one day. Dizziness and blood rushes to my head every time I stood up happened as well. but..
This morning on my paper round I blew my nose onto the pavement (6:30AM so nobody around:D) and there was lots of red boogers. I felt fine for the rest of the day, so I shrugged it off. When I was watching TV I coughed pretty violently and threw some blood onto my arm. And just 5 minutes before posting this I had a massive nose bleed. Biggest I've ever had or seen. Blood gushing. I'm getting kinda scared now.
Nose-bleeds are one thing, coughing up blood is another.
Alright, from what i have heard, I have come to the following conclusion. You either have:
Syphilis
Aids
The Plague
Gingivitis
Herpes
Crabs
Centipedes in the vagina
Or, at the very least, some other stereotypical disease that no one has ever seen but that everyone has heard of.
Syphilis
Aids
The Plague
Gingivitis
Herpes
Crabs
Centipedes in the vagina
Or, at the very least, some other stereotypical disease that no one has ever seen but that everyone has heard of.
Go To Bed Mister !
Stop blowing lines.Funky_Finny wrote:
Right. I wanna know if you guys think I should go see a doctor..
I've not been feeling great the last few weeks, my parents said I had the flu as I had constant headaches and blocked noses and I've been BLOODY tired. I spent a hole day in bed and missed my paper round one day. Dizziness and blood rushes to my head every time I stood up happened as well. but..
This morning on my paper round I blew my nose onto the pavement (6:30AM so nobody around:D) and there was lots of red boogers. I felt fine for the rest of the day, so I shrugged it off. When I was watching TV I coughed pretty violently and threw some blood onto my arm. And just 5 minutes before posting this I had a massive nose bleed. Biggest I've ever had or seen. Blood gushing. I'm getting kinda scared now.
you dont know how often I run into those damn centipedesCurtor wrote:
that no one has ever seen but that everyone has heard of.
LOL it says I might have Alcohol Withdrawals. (as a possible amongst others.)BigmacK wrote:
http://www.webmd.com/
It may help you discover what you MIGHT have.
Really, you should go to a doctor. An internet diagnosis isn't something to base a life decision on.
seriously, say no to meth.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Stop blowing lines.Funky_Finny wrote:
Right. I wanna know if you guys think I should go see a doctor..
I've not been feeling great the last few weeks, my parents said I had the flu as I had constant headaches and blocked noses and I've been BLOODY tired. I spent a hole day in bed and missed my paper round one day. Dizziness and blood rushes to my head every time I stood up happened as well. but..
This morning on my paper round I blew my nose onto the pavement (6:30AM so nobody around:D) and there was lots of red boogers. I felt fine for the rest of the day, so I shrugged it off. When I was watching TV I coughed pretty violently and threw some blood onto my arm. And just 5 minutes before posting this I had a massive nose bleed. Biggest I've ever had or seen. Blood gushing. I'm getting kinda scared now.
I know right off: dysentery.
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Stop blowing lines.
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
you dont know how often I run into those damn centipedesCurtor wrote:
that no one has ever seen but that everyone has heard of.
* IndexCurtor wrote:
Alright, from what i have heard, I have come to the following conclusion. You either have:
Syphilis
Aids
The Plague
Gingivitis
Herpes
Crabs
Centipedes in the vagina
Or, at the very least, some other stereotypical disease that no one has ever seen but that everyone has heard of.
* » Debate and Serious Talk
* » Is anyone a doctor..? I'm ill.
What is wrong with you people?
Seriously though, yea, at the very least your body is trying to rid itself of something. I would tell a parent or a doctor exactly what you just said there.BigmacK wrote:
I'm not a doctor, but I'd say you need to get to one. It's not normal for one to bleed like that unless something is wrong.Funky_Finny wrote:
Right. I wanna know if you guys think I should go see a doctor..
I've not been feeling great the last few weeks, my parents said I had the flu as I had constant headaches and blocked noses and I've been BLOODY tired. I spent a hole day in bed and missed my paper round one day. Dizziness and blood rushes to my head every time I stood up happened as well. but..
This morning on my paper round I blew my nose onto the pavement (6:30AM so nobody around:D) and there was lots of red boogers. I felt fine for the rest of the day, so I shrugged it off. When I was watching TV I coughed pretty violently and threw some blood onto my arm. And just 5 minutes before posting this I had a massive nose bleed. Biggest I've ever had or seen. Blood gushing. I'm getting kinda scared now.
Nose-bleeds are one thing, coughing up blood is another.
omg... go to the doctor, idiot!
im imagining a pool of blood collecting on your keyboard is it sticks to your finger tips while you type. I think youre dying.Funky_Finny wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Stop blowing lines.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
you dont know how often I run into those damn centipedesCurtor wrote:
that no one has ever seen but that everyone has heard of.* IndexCurtor wrote:
Alright, from what i have heard, I have come to the following conclusion. You either have:
Syphilis
Aids
The Plague
Gingivitis
Herpes
Crabs
Centipedes in the vagina
Or, at the very least, some other stereotypical disease that no one has ever seen but that everyone has heard of.
* » Debate and Serious Talk
* » Is anyone a doctor..? I'm ill.
What is wrong with you people?