Dysentery
See a doctor. Like BigMack said, if you're coughing up blood, something's gone wrong.
Have you stuck anything large up your nose recently? coins, bottles, biting insects if any of these answers or if you have not then get you arse to a doctor.
Us? Your inquiring about why blood is coming from your nose and throat on a videogame forums. Essentially your asking a bunch of 12 year old (in age or in mind) about YOUR health. Whats wrong with us??Funky_Finny wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Stop blowing lines.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
you dont know how often I run into those damn centipedesCurtor wrote:
that no one has ever seen but that everyone has heard of.* IndexCurtor wrote:
Alright, from what i have heard, I have come to the following conclusion. You either have:
Syphilis
Aids
The Plague
Gingivitis
Herpes
Crabs
Centipedes in the vagina
Or, at the very least, some other stereotypical disease that no one has ever seen but that everyone has heard of.
* » Debate and Serious Talk
* » Is anyone a doctor..? I'm ill
What is wrong with you people?
We are not doctors F***nut. You see blood, go to the doctor. End of story.
I wasn't asking about my health I was asking if I should go to a doctor or not. I was gunna ask my parents but they're out. So you're the next best thing. I don't think barney my hamster went to a medical college.
EDIT: just coughed again. You guessed it. BLEURGH
EDIT: just coughed again. You guessed it. BLEURGH
Last edited by Funky_Finny (2007-07-31 11:35:15)
rub some dirt on it
barney the hamster would probably be a better bet for advice to be honest.Funky_Finny wrote:
I wasn't asking about my health I was asking if I should go to a doctor or not. I was gunna ask my parents but they're out. So you're the next best thing. I don't think barney my hamster went to a medical college.
EDIT: just coughed again. You guessed it. BLEURGH
OH DEAR GOD ITS HAPPENING... THE LASER PRINTERS ARE ATTACKING
Seriously though, see a doctor
Seriously though, see a doctor
Last edited by =Karma-Kills= (2007-07-31 11:38:20)
Ink Cartrage (sp?), FTW.=Karma-Kills= wrote:
OH DEAT GOD ITS HAPPENING... THE LASER PRINTERS ARE ATTACKING
Seriously though, see a doctor
Imma gunna go in the morning.
im a doctor
WOoKie Tushers: you seem to have a case of the blue balls
WOoKie King Rat: >.<
WOoKie Tushers: i will have to bring u into surgery
WOoKie King Rat: no ty
WOoKie Tushers: *brings out shock paddles* clear!
WOoKie Tushers: nothing
WOoKie King Rat: you're not getting anywhere near me
WOoKie Tushers: *gets out knife* shank
WOoKie Tushers: oh shit a dust
WOoKie King Rat: i wouldnt trust you with a needle m8
WOoKie Tushers: lets get the dust outta him
WOoKie Tushers: oh fuckin hell hes went under
WOoKie Tushers: down under
WOoKie Tushers: get out the wrench
WOoKie Tushers: *doink
WOoKie Tushers: i win
WOoKie Tushers: *mnario theme song plays*!
WOoKie Tushers: you seem to have a case of the blue balls
WOoKie King Rat: >.<
WOoKie Tushers: i will have to bring u into surgery
WOoKie King Rat: no ty
WOoKie Tushers: *brings out shock paddles* clear!
WOoKie Tushers: nothing
WOoKie King Rat: you're not getting anywhere near me
WOoKie Tushers: *gets out knife* shank
WOoKie Tushers: oh shit a dust
WOoKie King Rat: i wouldnt trust you with a needle m8
WOoKie Tushers: lets get the dust outta him
WOoKie Tushers: oh fuckin hell hes went under
WOoKie Tushers: down under
WOoKie Tushers: get out the wrench
WOoKie Tushers: *doink
WOoKie Tushers: i win
WOoKie Tushers: *mnario theme song plays*!
The Black Plague? Alien Infestation? CALL Scully!Funky_Finny wrote:
Right. I wanna know if you guys think I should go see a doctor..
I've not been feeling great the last few weeks, my parents said I had the flu as I had constant headaches and blocked noses and I've been BLOODY tired. I spent a hole day in bed and missed my paper round one day. Dizziness and blood rushes to my head every time I stood up happened as well. but..
This morning on my paper round I blew my nose onto the pavement (6:30AM so nobody around:D) and there was lots of red boogers. I felt fine for the rest of the day, so I shrugged it off. When I was watching TV I coughed pretty violently and threw some blood onto my arm. And just 5 minutes before posting this I had a massive nose bleed. Biggest I've ever had or seen. Blood gushing. I'm getting kinda scared now.
Sounds familiar but I can't remember what its called.
Maybe ur low blood sugar level is too low?
But seriously got to a doctor.
Maybe ur low blood sugar level is too low?
But seriously got to a doctor.
Last edited by M.O.A.B (2007-07-31 13:05:15)
Id guess your bleeding into your nasal pharynx, causing you to sneeze and cough blood. The tiredness and headaches could also be explained by anemia because of this blood loss.
That's it anemia!jkg1389 wrote:
Id guess your bleeding into your nasal pharynx, causing you to sneeze and cough blood. The tiredness and headaches could also be explained by anemia because of this blood loss.
Where's surgeon anyway? He'd fix you right up.
"White Lines.....go away....."KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Stop blowing lines.Funky_Finny wrote:
Right. I wanna know if you guys think I should go see a doctor..
I've not been feeling great the last few weeks, my parents said I had the flu as I had constant headaches and blocked noses and I've been BLOODY tired. I spent a hole day in bed and missed my paper round one day. Dizziness and blood rushes to my head every time I stood up happened as well. but..
This morning on my paper round I blew my nose onto the pavement (6:30AM so nobody around:D) and there was lots of red boogers. I felt fine for the rest of the day, so I shrugged it off. When I was watching TV I coughed pretty violently and threw some blood onto my arm. And just 5 minutes before posting this I had a massive nose bleed. Biggest I've ever had or seen. Blood gushing. I'm getting kinda scared now.
I don't this he's your normal kind of doctor.. I imagine him more dealing with corpses.M.O.A.B wrote:
That's it anemia!jkg1389 wrote:
Id guess your bleeding into your nasal pharynx, causing you to sneeze and cough blood. The tiredness and headaches could also be explained by anemia because of this blood loss.
Where's surgeon anyway? He'd fix you right up.
@ OP. Go to the doctors, like everyone else suggested. Or you might die.. and we certainly don't want that, do we now? <3
Make sure you contact your doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours.
Salt Tablet, then run it off. Pussy.
L fuckin' O fuckin' LTushers wrote:
im a doctor
WOoKie Tushers: you seem to have a case of the blue balls
WOoKie King Rat: >.<
WOoKie Tushers: i will have to bring u into surgery
WOoKie King Rat: no ty
WOoKie Tushers: *brings out shock paddles* clear!
WOoKie Tushers: nothing
WOoKie King Rat: you're not getting anywhere near me
WOoKie Tushers: *gets out knife* shank
WOoKie Tushers: oh shit a dust
WOoKie King Rat: i wouldnt trust you with a needle m8
WOoKie Tushers: lets get the dust outta him
WOoKie Tushers: oh fuckin hell hes went under
WOoKie Tushers: down under
WOoKie Tushers: get out the wrench
WOoKie Tushers: *doink
WOoKie Tushers: i win
WOoKie Tushers: *mnario theme song plays*!
Go to a doctor dude.
Looks to me like you have a bad case of death. Have a nice day.Funky_Finny wrote:
Okay, quick one, would you like me to start from the very start (which could take a bittie typing) or just include the most recent nasty stuff so you can get diagnosing me with cancer/tuberculosis or some other life threatening disease??
"Look everybody, I'm sick!"
Dude, eat the green stuff on your plate. It's really food, no kidding. Them "veggies" has got vi-ta-mins. They make you stay anti-sick. Think of 'em like pre-medikits. Mmm-mm, yum.
But but... Like someone already said, anemia seems to be the case. Not aenema. Although you might soon get one at a hospital if you don't get better
I think it went something like this.
Can't remember but let's give it a try:
10 red stuff in air coming out of mouth
20 goto doctor
30 print sickleave for work
40 goto pharmacy
50 get herb
55 input herb
60 goto home
70 enter bed
80 start better health
90 fail at 20
?syntax error in 80
READY.
But but... Like someone already said, anemia seems to be the case. Not aenema. Although you might soon get one at a hospital if you don't get better
I think it went something like this.
Can't remember but let's give it a try:
10 red stuff in air coming out of mouth
20 goto doctor
30 print sickleave for work
40 goto pharmacy
50 get herb
55 input herb
60 goto home
70 enter bed
80 start better health
90 fail at 20
?syntax error in 80
READY.
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2007-07-31 15:18:48)