So I was driving like my usual pissed-off, irresponsible, teenage, male self and totally blew a stop sign coming out of a residential street turning onto a major street (I slowed down to, mabey, 10MPH saw no one was coming and continued on my merry way). And who was coming the other direction but Mr. Policeman in a Shiny Crown Victoria w/ even shinier lights on top. We made eye contact as he went past. Something along the lines of "AH FUUUUUCK ME!!!!!!!!" was going through my mind, and i can guess that something along the lines of "lol, what a n00b" was going through his. My foot came off the accelerator and my eyes went to the rear-view mirror waiting for the lights to come on and for the guy to flip a U, but he kept going... I assume he was on his way to someplace or something (like the donut shop ) I drove very slowly the rest of the way to work... well mabey not "very"... This all took place in a crappy '93 accord w/ no a/c (one of the reasons i drive fast is cause its so damned hot in that thing lol). Any other good stories?
oh dear, i managed to pull a half day at work a couple weeks ago. i took my usual route home on the A road and proceeded to hammer it as i like to do sometimes. Today seemed different tho, as i approached a bannable road speed, the usual cars that are intent on staying at the 70mph road speed limit were pulling in rather than being a hero and trying to slow me down.
so naturally, i was amazed until......i checked my rear view and low and behold was a Skoda Octavia Police vehicle! srsly, my heart sank and i absolutely shit myself. but today must have been my luckiest day, i pulled into the inside lane and awaited the blues lights, but they never appeared, he just accelerated past me as if i wasnt there! i can only assume they had more pressing matters...luckily for me.
so naturally, i was amazed until......i checked my rear view and low and behold was a Skoda Octavia Police vehicle! srsly, my heart sank and i absolutely shit myself. but today must have been my luckiest day, i pulled into the inside lane and awaited the blues lights, but they never appeared, he just accelerated past me as if i wasnt there! i can only assume they had more pressing matters...luckily for me.
one time.....well, lets just say i had some things in the car with me that law enforcement officers dont particularly like.
i had a lot of these "things" in the car with me........probably enough "things" to put me away until i was an old man.
cop got behind on the highway.....hung out right behind me....i watched him on the radio, thought i was toast....i watched his cherries lite up, and my heart sank to my balls.
then he drove around me.
you would think that is when i would have learned.......nah, i like doing things the hard way
i had a lot of these "things" in the car with me........probably enough "things" to put me away until i was an old man.
cop got behind on the highway.....hung out right behind me....i watched him on the radio, thought i was toast....i watched his cherries lite up, and my heart sank to my balls.
then he drove around me.
you would think that is when i would have learned.......nah, i like doing things the hard way