Post some!
"Two snares and a cymbal fall down a pit.
BA-DUM-CHHHHH"
"Two snares and a cymbal fall down a pit.
BA-DUM-CHHHHH"
Horse Walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Hey Why the Long Face?"
A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar.
They both get absolutely hammered, the giraffe passes out cold.
The guy puts his coat and hat on, the bartender says, "hey you can't leave that layin there"
The guy says, "No man, thats a Giraffe"
Bartender says, "Hey Why the Long Face?"
A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar.
They both get absolutely hammered, the giraffe passes out cold.
The guy puts his coat and hat on, the bartender says, "hey you can't leave that layin there"
The guy says, "No man, thats a Giraffe"
Did you know, every 12.5 minutes a man is knocked down in the centre of Birmingham...
...and he's getting f*ck*ng sick and tired of it.
...and he's getting f*ck*ng sick and tired of it.
guy walks in to a bar... says OUCH !!
it was a crowbar
it was a crowbar
Guess who I had sex with last night!!!!
YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha......
Not really..
YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha......
Not really..
Whats the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
Ones a sick duck. I can't remember the rest.
But your mother is a whore.
Ones a sick duck. I can't remember the rest.
But your mother is a whore.
Which hotel has the most stars worldwide?
Auschwitz 2 million.
Auschwitz 2 million.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his flat mate.
I actually LOL'ed - I'm gonna have to try that on my friends lolgene_pool wrote:
Post some!
"Two snares and a cymbal fall down a pit.
BA-DUM-CHHHHH"
This is bad:
Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies...
Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies...