Esker
Member
+1|7153

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Esker wrote:

If you're that insecure why not post some screenshots of you owning the bots?
ROFL
And you think I'm diplomatic... ROFL

Last edited by Esker (2006-02-04 19:52:29)

RebelCorvette
Member
+-1|7110

Esker wrote:

If you're that insecure why not post some screenshots of you owning the bots?
lol, that's awesome
Trel
Member
+70|7103
A bit off topic, but looking at your stats Slimer, you don't have the right to call someone else a noob.
Good to be back.
brad2195
Banned
+-6|7146
In my opinion talking shit is perfectly fine.......I can't stand the pussies out there who can't take it.....if you are indeed one of those people go play singleplayer.......it is a game but there's no reason you can't be competitive about everything you do in life......talking trash adds a great competitive aspect to the game
Trel
Member
+70|7103
Talking trash is a style, any smacktard with a GL and a Space Bar can say "ownd j00 n00b" after he bunnyhopped a GL to his feet.

The true skill of the shit-talk-artist lies in the rebuttal, not the inital comment. The retards start the shit with dumb comments, the people with style end them with smart, yet even more insulting, ones.
Good to be back.
Souljah
Member
+42|7094
lol ive had numerous times when people insult me. i take it as a compliment cause they're trying to get under my skin so that ill play bad. so i just laugh it off. i get a real kick when someone is constantly insulting me by calling me names.......then i kill him like 4 or 5 times in a row.....then they'll type in big bold letters FUCK YOU. i love when that happens cause their attempt at pissing me off backfired on them and now they are steaming mad and playing like crap. which in turns equal easier kills and more points for me lol
slimer
Member
+0|7095

Trel wrote:

A bit off topic, but looking at your stats Slimer, you don't have the right to call someone else a noob.
I have the right if its in a game and I am owning him. Same goes if he is owning me. Even if he isn't, he can still type "noob", if I pull a noob move off like running into a tree with the chopper or something else noobish. And why should my stats matter?
Esker
Member
+1|7153
here's me joining this totally n00b server, and like omfg some n00b tk's this other n00b like straight away OMFG ROFL!

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/markjones959/screen010.jpg

So after I laughed and called him a n00b I went on to pwn them, ROFL at these n00bs they sucked so bad, I had to kill one with a pistol because my shotgun overheated due to the pwnage

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/markjones959/screen011.jpg

Then this haxor joined and he used his wallhack and aimbot on me, I was like WTF GET TEH FUCK OUT OF TEH SERVER NUB! HE KILLED ME WITH A S12K AT LIEK 200 METRES AWAY... FUCKING GHEY HACKERS

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/markjones959/screen012.jpg

Last edited by Esker (2006-02-04 20:35:34)

Trel
Member
+70|7103
^

Rocks. Now THAT is smack-talking. Nooblet, pay attention.

Last edited by Trel (2006-02-04 20:40:30)

Good to be back.
brad2195
Banned
+-6|7146
talking shit to someone before you kill them is the way to go.......teabag them the full 15 seconds after you knife them......then continue to talk shit to that person.........this doesn't have to be the same person......I try to kill every single person on the other team at least once...........then talk trash while teabagging them......some people get so pissed they look for you the entire game....meanwhile they are losing all the flags and getting ass-raped......good times
TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|7099|Colorado
You all have to consider the source on this one, hes obviously trolling for flames,

I don't pay any attention on the typing in the game myself, I'm too focused on capping flags or other goals.

Go ahead & waste time talking trash, letting everyone know your age, say weakarse lines like "I owned you" when in reality you just rented them for a bit.

Sure its fun with friends, but not with everyone else...
Esker
Member
+1|7153
So yeah, after i decided i would pwn some noobs on golf at omaha, i would have joined sushi past or cobra damn but they were full.

So i get onto the server and then this tenk runs over me, then the n00b says he is sorry. i went specops after that so i could blow him up rofl

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/markjones959/screen014.jpg

I see this enemy and he's like running away from me because he knows i will own his n00b ass anyway i start shooting and this nub runs infront me, he made me miss so i tked the stupid prick plus i thenk he was the one who tked mebefore in teh tenk i dunt care if it wasnt though he still a n00b

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/markjones959/screen015.jpg

so anyway i start pwning these nubs with the m4, teh m4 sucks but these guys could outdo my leet skills. this guy gets on lmg and misses me loads, i was like lmao at this noob

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/markjones959/screen018.jpg

then i got into a tank, teh guy was a noob so i spotted enemy boats everywhere hoping it would piss everyone off adn that he would get out of teh tank so could pwn in it

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/markjones959/screen019.jpg

so after i pwned the noobs i got out of teh tenk and cap the flag, but stupid noob crushes me into the flag pole and tks me, i wish teh nubs would get off my team...

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/markjones959/screen020.jpg

so i respan and as i run for teh tank this n00b steals it and i when i ask him politely to get the fuck out he says no, iwas well pissed off cos this guy stole my tenk

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/markjones959/screen022.jpg

then this guy runs at me, i couldn't use my leet skils on him because he kept jumping in teh air and diving and he then killed me, its bullshit how they can jump like this they should be banned

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/markjones959/screen027.jpg
I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|7145|Melbourne, Australia
anybody who takes time out of having a fun time on bf2 to insult people are just idiots who obviously take a fun game way to seriously they need a life
Psycho
Member since 2005
+44|7202|Kansas, USA
Well, if talking crap and swearing is a good time for you - more power to ya. But, being someone who helps to pay for a server I want to make sure that people have fun on our server. If someone is intentionally trying to piss poeple off by any means (smack talk included) we will ask them to stop. If not, we will "kick" you to the curb. I personally don't have a problem with swearing - as long as it is not directed at someone (i.e. "You fucktard!"). But, some people do. They pay for the server, and if they don't want swearing, then so be it.

Just because you buy some water-wings doesn't give you the right to come swim in my pool and act like a fool. If you want to cuss and trashtalk, either find a server where they don't care about that or save your allowance and get your own server.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7142
lol... nice story esker, too bad it aint a competition. so what if ppl say "i pwn joo!" theyre still gonna get killed by your squad members, if u have any that is
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
Esker
Member
+1|7153
Just for the dimwits these screenshots were not taken during normal play on a ranked or unranked server, they were taken in Singleplayer mode. Neither did the any of the text effect anyone during play, unless the bots have feelings and get offended that is.

Also the views expressed within them and the posts containing them do not express my views, they are infact not meant to be taken seriously at all, I made them in jest. Sadly someone has already believed these were taken during play and express my views. I didn't think people were that stupid but I was once again proved very wrong.

I actually made these whilst I waited for a torrent that was finishing in about an hour (which didn't finish until now annoyingly), they were made due to the comment I made on posting screenshots of owning bots in SP and pretty much portray some of the idiots we have had to put up with, who flame at every given opportunity.

I'm sorry if I didn't make it clearer, I didn't think I honestly needed to, I just guessed you'd all know I was messing around. Now I'm in 2 minds actually to just delete the damn things..

Last edited by Esker (2006-02-04 22:38:10)

Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7201|Noizyland

It was an obvious joke man.

Funny too. Nice one.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
smk_valvanite
Member
+12|7102|New Zealand, CHCH

Tyferra wrote:

I talk shit, but not at people. Abusing people isn't cool, but typing "FUCK" after you were shot should be perfectly accepted.
i agree fulfully its better than some guy in my squad shouting it through voice!
Esker
Member
+1|7153
I don't generally type fuck but I do say it or similar over TS when I get owned, but yeah typing fuck in game like that is ok by me. I don't generally mind when people swear at all, it's just the complain whores and these people obsessed at calling eachother noobs that get on my nerves...

Not as much as the kid who screams "OMFG YOU NOOBS" distorting over VOIP, I stop bothering with squads for a long time because I could guarantee I would get someone in my squad who would be obnoxious over VOIP.

Oh yeah and thanks to all those who understood it was joke, whether you found it amusing or not.

Last edited by Esker (2006-02-04 23:02:24)

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy
Member
+69|7135|th3 unkn0wn

Esker wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Esker wrote:

If you're that insecure why not post some screenshots of you owning the bots?
ROFL
And you think I'm diplomatic... ROFL
Well tonight you're not. Just tonight...
Esker
Member
+1|7153

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Esker wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:


ROFL
And you think I'm diplomatic... ROFL
Well tonight you're not. Just tonight...
Clear your inbox fool.
{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy
Member
+69|7135|th3 unkn0wn

Esker wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Esker wrote:


And you think I'm diplomatic... ROFL
Well tonight you're not. Just tonight...
Clear your inbox fool.
Nah, I won't! Spam your bot buddies instead
Esker
Member
+1|7153
I can't I'm banned from that server for excessive use of OMFG
{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy
Member
+69|7135|th3 unkn0wn

Esker wrote:

I can't I'm banned from that server for excessive use of OMFG
Inbox partially cleared but please don't spam me you early morning forum stalker. I haven't had any running hot water for 2 blinkin' days so I'm a bit pissed off at the situation that I'm in. Not to mention that I've been up all night too

Last edited by {HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy (2006-02-04 23:40:48)

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