My parents were put onto this Earth to torment me.

2007-08-09 00:45:41

#1

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7197|California

My mom bounds into my room this morning (luckily I wasn't wanking.. ) holding a stack of papers and an overjoyed look on her face. She sits at the foot of my bed and says "We're going on a cruise!"

I was stoked. Never do anything fun with my family anymore.

Its a 14 day cruise across the Western Side of New Zealand and Australia.

I nearly creamed myself.

And then the dates came out. Its the first 2 weeks of October. Thoughts clicked.

School goes on in that month. My parents completely forgot to factor that in. Not to mention the 1st of Oct. is my 18th.

And they can't cancel the tickets.

Looks like 2 weeks of strip clubs for me.

2007-08-09 00:48:10

#2

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6996|Adelaide, South Australia

So you're:

[*]Missing two weeks of school
[*]Having your 18^th while
[*]on a cruise.

/Win.

2007-08-09 00:49:05

#3

r2zoo: Knowledge is power, guard it well; +126|7073|Michigan, USA

Its the thought that counts? Sucks for you man, it really does. Can't you blow off school? Known plently of people who have gone on vaction in the middle of the school year.

2007-08-09 00:49:58

#4

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7241

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
So you're:

[*]Missing two weeks of school
[*]Having your 18^th while
[*]on a cruise.

/Win.

exactly what I was thinking

Dude cruises are fun

1. you can drink
2. u can gamble
3. usually lots of hot girls
4. ???
5. profit!

2007-08-09 00:50:56

#5

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7197|California

I can't miss school. I have these afterschool classes that are 2 days a week, but missing one is like missing 2 weeks. So missing those 2 classes, 2 weeks per class x 2 weeks = way to far behind.

But It could be worse. I have 6 bottles of Stoli somewhere in my room.

Last edited by stryyker (2007-08-09 00:52:22)

2007-08-09 00:52:01

#6

Gillenator: Evils Bammed Sex Machine; +129|6871|Evilsville

I don't see the problem here..

2007-08-09 00:52:25

#7

CodePhoeniX: Member; +13|6692|USA

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
So you're:

[*]Missing two weeks of school
[*]Having your 18^th while
[*]on a cruise.

/Win.

2007-08-09 00:52:36

#8

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7241

well... you have 2 options

1. have lots of fun

2. go to school

2007-08-09 00:53:50

#9

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|7033|Kent, UK

I would slap her for not thinking about me, then make her sell the tickets on ebay

2007-08-09 00:53:52

#10

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7197|California

Sgt.Gene wrote:
well... you have 2 options

1. have lots of fun

2. Fail senior year, get held back, don't walk with my class, miss date for Fire Academy.

Suck

edit: Fuck it, ill just have them pay for my Europe trip next summer. That could work out well.

Last edited by stryyker (2007-08-09 00:54:40)

2007-08-09 00:54:16

#11

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7126

Thai hookers= first class service..they'll swarm the docks waiting for your arrival stryyker

Favours for sailors

Say hi to Ming Ling

Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2007-08-09 00:54:44)

2007-08-09 00:55:49

#12

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7241

ur going to fail school because of 2 after school classes?

2007-08-09 00:57:29

#13

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7197|California

Sgt.Gene wrote:
ur going to fail school because of 2 after school classes?

So missing those 2 classes, 2 weeks per class x 2 weeks = way to far behind.

plus after the 3rd absence you get dropped. /emo

2007-08-09 00:57:39

#14

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6985|Bournemouth, South England

stryyker wrote:
Looks like 2 weeks of strip clubs for me.

I bet your truly gutted...

2007-08-09 00:59:03

#15

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7241

stryyker wrote:
Sgt.Gene wrote:
ur going to fail school because of 2 after school classes?
So missing those 2 classes, 2 weeks per class x 2 weeks = way to far behind.

plus after the 3rd absence you get dropped. /emo

ouch...

thats fucked up

2007-08-09 00:59:28

#16

r2zoo: Knowledge is power, guard it well; +126|7073|Michigan, USA

stryyker wrote:
Sgt.Gene wrote:
ur going to fail school because of 2 after school classes?
So missing those 2 classes, 2 weeks per class x 2 weeks = way to far behind.

plus after the 3rd absence you get dropped. /emo

Claim you were in the hospital, they cant drop you due to something like that, my friend was suppsoed to get dropped from one of my classes with his 20+ absenses, a docters note got him out scot-free. Make good friends with your docter

2007-08-09 01:04:44

#17

Toni: Member; +4|7040

Fuck school. Life is much more important than those two weeks of your precious school. When you will turn 60+ it will be those kind of memories that will make your blood pump again not about thinking of that classmate Jessica that you never got to banged, but all those other chicks you got when you where doing wild things.

That is what is wrong with you people - you don't have the balls to do anything that is not planed, preplanned, scheduled - what ever - DO SPONTANEOUS THINGS - it rocks, you feel alive.

T

2007-08-09 01:05:57

#18

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7126

Toni wrote:
Fuck school. Life is much more important than those two weeks of your precious school. When you will turn 60+ it will be those kind of memories that will make your blood pump again not about thinking of that classmate Jessica that you never got to banged, but all those other chicks you got when you where doing wild things.

That is what is wrong with you people - you don't have the balls to do anything that is not planed, preplanned, scheduled - what ever - DO SPONTANEOUS THINGS - it rocks, you feel alive.

T

Amen to that

2007-08-09 01:06:47

#19

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6799|Orrstrayleea

Just go, fuck it man! Have fun and worry about the consequences later

2007-08-09 01:09:07

#20

null_o2: Member; +7|6923|Perth, West Australia

Gillenator wrote:
I don't see the problem here..

... then read the thread.

there’s got to be a way to get 2 weeks off school stryyker, r2zoo's idea is mint.
or claim there was a death in the family and you need 2 weeks off.

toni's right man, I don't think you should miss a 2 week cruse just for school.

2007-08-09 01:11:06

#21

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6882|NSW, Australia

is it a p&o cruise?

2007-08-09 01:11:26

#22

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6996|Adelaide, South Australia

Surely your parents can write a note explaining why you were away for two weeks, I mean, as long as you have a legitimate excuse you'd be fine, right?

2007-08-09 01:12:36

#23

null_o2: Member; +7|6923|Perth, West Australia

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
is it a p&o cruise?

ROFL!!

hehehehehe,

nice call. +1

2007-08-09 01:13:39

#24

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|7040|British Columbia, Canada

Fuck school, its only 10 days of class, not like your really gonna miss anything, just talk to your teachers and try and work ahead, or get the work from them so you don't fall behind..

2007-08-09 01:15:02

#25

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7197|California

LT.Victim wrote:
Fuck school, its only 10 days of class, not like your really gonna miss anything, just talk to your teachers and try and work ahead, or get the work from them so you don't fall behind..

Unless they have a Type 1 Firetruck, a Rescue, and a Wildfire aboard that ship, I can't make the work up.

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