I've discovered my purpose in life.

2007-11-24 17:42:03

#1

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|7047|Portland, OR, USA

And today, I think that I finally achieved it... I finally lost my wallet.

You see, ever since I got the damn thing years ago, it's been a never ending cycle of loss and relatively immediate discovery. Usually it's just misplaced, underneath a bed, in a pair of jeans, in my glove compartment, hell I almost got stuck in Canada because it was stuck in between the seats... this time though, I have a feeling that it's getting warm in some other assholes back pocket.

I've torn apart my car, looked at my house and my dad's house.. and looked in the pair of jeans it was last in about a million times. It's none of those places, meaning that it probably fell out during the short procession between my dad's house and my car... it was probably sitting, slightly chilled, on that cold driveway pavement, when it's new owner found it...

In closing, I hate loosing my wallet, I hate people who steal wallets, I honestly feel that there is a special place in hell for people steal wallets. A place full of pineapples, those big metal balls with spikes on them that mid evil knights would swing around on sticks, and KY jelly.

Fuck wallets.

2007-11-24 17:50:28

#2

psH: Banned; +217|6861|Sydney

k

2007-11-24 17:53:48

#3

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7184|67.222.138.85

mmm, don't carry your license and/or credit cards in it then. cash only ftw

2007-11-24 18:25:57

#4

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7162|United States of America

You're speaking of a flail when talking about the metal ball with spikes, I believe.

I hate carrying a wallet, though. I spent the first 15 years of my life without having to carry anything in my pockets but then I was forced to carry this damned chunk of leather? Out, damned wallet! When I drive someplace, I don't carry the wallet at all, but put it in a compartment somewhere. It has my driver's license, library card, and that's it. I keep the money in my pocket if ever I need it. Down with wallets!

2007-11-24 18:27:25

#5

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7123

CommieChipmunk wrote:
And today, I think that I finally achieved it... I finally lost my wallet.

You see, ever since I got the damn thing years ago, it's been a never ending cycle of loss and relatively immediate discovery. Usually it's just misplaced, underneath a bed, in a pair of jeans, in my glove compartment, hell I almost got stuck in Canada because it was stuck in between the seats... this time though, I have a feeling that it's getting warm in some other assholes back pocket.

I've torn apart my car, looked at my house and my dad's house.. and looked in the pair of jeans it was last in about a million times. It's none of those places, meaning that it probably fell out during the short procession between my dad's house and my car... it was probably sitting, slightly chilled, on that cold driveway pavement, when it's new owner found it...

In closing, I hate loosing my wallet, I hate people who steal wallets, I honestly feel that there is a special place in hell for people steal wallets. A place full of pineapples, those big metal balls with spikes on them that mid evil knights would swing around on sticks, and KY jelly.

Fuck wallets.

well Ill get you a new wallet thats full of communist moneyz

2007-11-24 18:38:48

#6

Skorpy-chan: Member; +127|6823|Twyford, UK

DesertFox- wrote:
You're speaking of a flail when talking about the metal ball with spikes, I believe.

I hate carrying a wallet, though. I spent the first 15 years of my life without having to carry anything in my pockets but then I was forced to carry this damned chunk of leather? Out, damned wallet! When I drive someplace, I don't carry the wallet at all, but put it in a compartment somewhere. It has my driver's license, library card, and that's it. I keep the money in my pocket if ever I need it. Down with wallets!

I like mine. Or at least, I liked my old one, which was leather, slim, clipped to my belt, and didn't move.
But it broke, so I fixed it with duct tape. That wore off, so I kept replacing it.
Then the inside disentegrated, causing it to grow an imprint of my credit card number on one side, and the side of my leg on the other.
Then it finally just quit working altogether and the leather strip holding it on snapped.

I replaced it, but this one's not the same. Too big, too clunky, has to be kept low on change or else it won't close, and it MOVES. It fucking rotates in my pocket and drives a karabiner that holds it on up into my kidney if I don't have a few pounds of chain weighing it down.
That's fucking annoying while cycling. ESPECIALLY when you don't have time to straighten the leg and rummage around to solve the problem.

2007-11-24 20:57:34

#7

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|7047|Portland, OR, USA

found it.

2007-11-24 20:59:15

#8

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7198|California

CommieChipmunk wrote:
found it.

Lose

2007-11-24 21:01:07

#9

Runs_with_sciss0rs: Well butter my buscuit; +121|6669|14072

CommieChipmunk wrote:
found it.

Where was it?

2007-11-24 21:03:34

#10

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7142|NT, like Mick Dundee

Wallets.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2007-11-24 21:05:08

#11

psH: Banned; +217|6861|Sydney

Flecco wrote:
Wallets. Internets.

Last edited by Ashlite (2007-11-24 21:05:17)

2007-11-24 21:07:20

#12

Darkhelmet: cereal killer; +233|7228|the middle of nowhere

You could get a reminder thing, you know, from that commercial....

http://wheredidiparkmycar.ytmnd.com/

2007-11-24 21:08:22

#13

Darkhelmet: cereal killer; +233|7228|the middle of nowhere

Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:
CommieChipmunk wrote:
found it.
Where was it?

lostwallets.com

2007-11-24 21:25:25

#14

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|7047|Portland, OR, USA

Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:
CommieChipmunk wrote:
found it.
Where was it?

Underneath my mom's car.

Apparently I got out of my car, grabbed my clothes (including the jeans with my wallet in it), and somewhere in between car and door the wallet jumped out of my jeans and under the car.

stryyker wrote:
CommieChipmunk wrote:
found it.
Lose

Epic lose.

I spent a good 2 hours looking for that god damn wallet...

2007-11-24 21:25:53

#15

Johnny_Extremer: I Am McLovin!!!!; +22|6739

I can't stress this enough DO NOT CARRY IT IN YOUR BACK POCKET. Put it in you front pocket, it may look like you have a buldge in your pants but i'd rather have a buldge then no buldge at all... Wow that came out wrong anyways. Put it in the front. It's way to easy to pickpocket when it's in the back. I don't know how to embed a vid but check out the vid. I know you found your wallet I just want people to be aware how easy it is to pickpocket when the wallet is in the back pocket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-OKWpfJ … re=related

2007-11-24 21:27:58

#16

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7108|Washington, DC

My purpose: Make people on the internet eat their words with such methods as putting pubes in my mouth

2007-11-24 21:36:01

#17

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|7047|Portland, OR, USA

Hurricane wrote:
My purpose: Make people on the internet eat their words with such methods as putting pubes in my mouth

... to each his own i guess

2007-11-25 06:46:34

#18

suomalainen_äijä: Member; +64|6643

CommieChipmunk wrote:
I finally lost my wallet.

and you're happy now that some bum is now buying some cigarettes and alcohol with your credit cards and spending your cash to fuck some hookers?

2007-11-25 10:18:14

#19

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6610|Carnoustie, Scotland

Chain from back-pocket walet to belt loop Stylish, and safe.
But yeah, use your wallet like your school bag. Pack what you need, leave the rest at home. That way you don't lose everything.. My brother lost his wallet on the bus, earlier that day he had gone to the bank and taken out £100 (about $200), £20 to spend in town and £80 to give to my parents for holiday (He's 17 so they expect him to pay his own way..) He phoned the police station, and it had been handed in, everything minus the £80. If he had only gone back home after the bank, instead of going straight to town. Good thing he got his license/bank card/library card/top up card, but he did cancel his bank card. Oh, how I laughed.

2007-11-25 10:19:25

#20

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7321|Alberta, Canada

Try looking in the most obvious spots, it's usually there. My dad lost his... under the newspaper.

2007-11-25 10:20:51

#21

jord: Member; +2,382|7156|The North, beyond the wall.

CommieChipmunk wrote:
I hate people who steal wallets, I honestly feel that there is a special place in hell for people steal wallets. A place full of pineapples, those big metal balls with spikes on them that mid evil knights would swing around on sticks, and KY jelly.

I sure hope not...

2007-11-25 10:22:40

#22

Master*: Banned; +416|6972|United States

CommieChipmunk wrote:
Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:
CommieChipmunk wrote:
found it.
Where was it?
Underneath my mom's car.

lol

2007-11-25 10:33:14

#23

pers0nah: Waste Kid; +271|7060|MANCHESTERRR

Masterstyle wrote:
CommieChipmunk wrote:
Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:

Where was it?
Underneath my mom's car.
lol

lol the fuck....

2007-11-25 10:46:43

#24

Raphi: Banned; +354|6736|Basel, Switzerland

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