Автомат Калашникова rules!!!

2007-11-25 17:56:20

#1

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6810|teh alien spaceshit

Long story made short:
I scared the hell out of two guys.

Short story made long:
Two retards came to my house with a handgun (probably airsoft) and started slamming my door. (Parents were out then) So I open the door and the two guys point the gun to my head and shouts gimmie all your goddamn money!!! So, I'm scared and say all right, I'll get it. Then, the guy slams the gun into my head and shouts hurry, bastard. At that point, I know the gun was airsoft because I felt like I was being hit with a ping-pong ball. So, I go into my room, grab my CA ak (orange tip painted black for zombie outbreak movie) and come out. I scream, you have ten seconds before I kill you bastards. I point it at both of them, and I yell, "now!!!!!" They are like I am sorry sir never will we bother you again and ran out the door. Fucking hilarious.

2007-11-25 17:57:32

#2

Master*: Banned; +416|6974|United States

pics plz

2007-11-25 17:58:49

#3

التعريفات: Squiggles; +102|6847|Cali

Lol

2007-11-25 17:59:02

#4

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6919|Brisbane, Australia

its funny cause they tried to rob your house with a fucking airsoft gun...

and more funny cause you pulled the same shit on them.

lulz

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2007-11-25 17:59:12

#5

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7244|Dallas

Agreed, pics or you're a fucking liar.

2007-11-25 18:00:18

#6

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6810|teh alien spaceshit

I have pics of my gun.
Eh.... how do you upload pics?

Last edited by thtthht (2007-11-25 18:00:45)

2007-11-25 18:01:43

#7

Master*: Banned; +416|6974|United States

thtthht wrote:
I have pics of my gun.
Eh.... how do you upload pics?

donno lol

try photobucket.

2007-11-25 18:02:01

#8

maef: Member; +67|7163|Tulln, Austria

www.imageshack.us and then [img]URL[/img]

And what the hell is Автомат Калашникова anyway?

2007-11-25 18:06:35

#9

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6810|teh alien spaceshit

https://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1641/cimg3224jh4.th.jpg

Hope this works.
Sry. No pics of the two boys

2007-11-25 18:08:48

#10

Master*: Banned; +416|6974|United States

thtthht wrote:
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1641/c … jh4.th.jpg
Hope this works.
Sry. No pics of the two boys

OMG pics! Im a believer. But didnt those 2 guys see the orange tip and know its fake?

2007-11-25 18:09:09

#11

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6810|teh alien spaceshit

maef wrote:
www.imageshack.us and then URL

And what the hell is Автомат Калашникова anyway?

It means ak

2007-11-25 18:10:24

#12

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7221|FUCK UBISOFT

maef wrote:
www.imageshack.us and then URL

And what the hell is Автомат Калашникова anyway?

avtomat kalashnikova

2007-11-25 18:10:44

#13

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6810|teh alien spaceshit

Masterstyle wrote:
thtthht wrote:
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1641/c … jh4.th.jpg
Hope this works.
Sry. No pics of the two boys
OMG pics! Im a believer. But didnt those 2 guys see the orange tip and know its fake?

I took the pic the day I bought it.
I spray painted it just a week and a half ago.

2007-11-25 18:25:37

#14

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7200|California

If I was a robber and you pulled that obviously BS weapon, I would have sent a .45 slug into your skull, and plastered the carpet with your brains.

Then pillage your estate and ride off on your dog.

2007-11-25 18:26:56

#15

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7110|Washington, DC

stryyker wrote:
If I was a robber and you pulled that obviously BS weapon, I would have sent a .45 slug into your skull, and plastered the carpet with your brains.

Then pillage your estate and ride off on your dog.

What if his dog was an adorable little doxie? You can't ride a doxie.

2007-11-25 18:27:51

#16

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7221|FUCK UBISOFT

Hurricane wrote:
stryyker wrote:
If I was a robber and you pulled that obviously BS weapon, I would have sent a .45 slug into your skull, and plastered the carpet with your brains.

Then pillage your estate and ride off on your dog.
What if his dog was an adorable little doxie? You can't ride a doxie.

or a dachsund. youd break its back.

2007-11-25 18:29:47

#17

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7110|Washington, DC

Miguel diaz wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
stryyker wrote:
If I was a robber and you pulled that obviously BS weapon, I would have sent a .45 slug into your skull, and plastered the carpet with your brains.

Then pillage your estate and ride off on your dog.
What if his dog was an adorable little doxie? You can't ride a doxie.
or a dachsund. youd break its back.

doxie=dachshund

2007-11-25 18:33:42

#18

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6919|Brisbane, Australia

Hurricane wrote:
Miguel diaz wrote:
Hurricane wrote:

What if his dog was an adorable little doxie? You can't ride a doxie.
or a dachsund. youd break its back.
doxie=dachshund

https://img258.imageshack.us/img258/222/miscohsnapoe2.jpg

And besides, the guys ahd a fake gun also, so no splattering stryyker

2007-11-25 18:34:58

#19

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7110|Washington, DC

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
Miguel diaz wrote:

or a dachsund. youd break its back.
doxie=dachshund
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/222/ … napoe2.jpg

And besides, the guys ahd a fake gun also, so no splattering stryyker

I am so buying this if I ever get a dachshund

https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb280/anthraX2009/dachshund_normal_Dachshund20October.jpg

2007-11-25 18:36:57

#20

PigPopTart: Shotgun whore; +133|6769|Pacific NW, USA

I would have pulled mine on them, it's real.

https://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/IntegraVSR/Nerd%20Stuff/DSCF4062.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WP7ScC0OcY

Second, i doubt this is real. Why would they try to rob you at your house, then wait at the door while you "go get your money"?

Rufknsrsbro?

2007-11-25 18:37:25

#21

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7200|California

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
Miguel diaz wrote:

or a dachsund. youd break its back.
doxie=dachshund
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/222/ … napoe2.jpg

And besides, the guys ahd a fake gun also, so no splattering stryyker

Damn. I likea the spatter

2007-11-25 18:37:39

#22

Master*: Banned; +416|6974|United States

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
Miguel diaz wrote:

or a dachsund. youd break its back.
doxie=dachshund
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/222/ … napoe2.jpg

And besides, the guys ahd a fake gun also, so no splattering stryyker

https://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s108/Mystline18/lolcats/ohshi.jpg

2007-11-25 18:41:54

#23

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7221|FUCK UBISOFT

Hurricane wrote:
Miguel diaz wrote:
Hurricane wrote:

What if his dog was an adorable little doxie? You can't ride a doxie.
or a dachsund. youd break its back.
doxie=dachshund

that was the joke...

2007-11-25 18:44:47

#24

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7057|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

PigPopTart wrote:
I would have pulled mine on them, it's real.
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/ … CF4062.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WP7ScC0OcY

Second, i doubt this is real. Why would they try to rob you at your house, then wait at the door while you "go get your money"?

Humm prolly because they were 2 retard that tried to rob someone with an Airsoft

2007-11-25 18:46:55

#25

maef: Member; +67|7163|Tulln, Austria

Miguel diaz wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
Miguel diaz wrote:

or a dachsund. youd break its back.
doxie=dachshund
that was the joke...

Why is it Dachshund in English anyway? It's a German word, but in German they're called Dackel.

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