Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7244|Dallas
DETROIT -- The Wayne County Sheriff’s Department is investigating the discovery of a decapitated man’s body inside a manhole on Monday morning.

The Wayne County Water Department told Local 4 they found the headless body in a manhole in an alley near Kercheval and Montclair streets on Detroit’s eastside.

The water department said it was called to the area to investigate reports of backed up sewage.

Police said the body has been taken to the Wayne County Medical examiner’s office.

However, police said it will be difficult to ID the body because the head, hands and feet have been cut off.

Police said they were able to determine it was a white man, who was wearing only underwear.

A full-scale investigation has been launched.

Police have not released any other details at this time.



What a shitty way to die.  Decapitated, mutilated, and stuffed into a sewer pipe.  Whats the world coming too, when people don't even have the common decency or humanity to stuff other people into woodchippers.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7134

Well it is Detroit after all, highest crime rate in a major city if I'm not mistaken.
ThaReaper
Banned
+410|7119
Wow, that's pretty graphic.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7145|NT, like Mick Dundee

Cougs, the chipper can take to long. Sometimes one is in a hurry and doesn't have the time to spend the aprox. two hours it takes to butcher and feed the body into the woodchipper.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7134

Flecco wrote:

Cougs, the chipper can take to long. Sometimes one is in a hurry and doesn't have the time to spend the aprox. two hours it takes to butcher and feed the body into the woodchipper.
It's true. Haven't you guys seen Fargo?
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7101|London, England
2 hours? What piece of shit machines do you guys use....
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7170|Devon, England
I eat mine.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7222|FUCK UBISOFT

Cougar wrote:

Police said they were able to determine it was a white man, who was wearing only underwear.
wow, figuring that out takes skill, i have now got so much more respect for the police.
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7145|NT, like Mick Dundee

mtb0minime wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Cougs, the chipper can take to long. Sometimes one is in a hurry and doesn't have the time to spend the aprox. two hours it takes to butcher and feed the body into the woodchipper.
It's true. Haven't you guys seen Fargo?
What's Fargo? I wasn't speaking from a movie go-ers point of view.

Mek, you have to butcher the body first or the machine doesn't take it properly.










Fuck me am I the ONLY one who's actually tried this?
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7110|Washington, DC

Flecco wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Cougs, the chipper can take to long. Sometimes one is in a hurry and doesn't have the time to spend the aprox. two hours it takes to butcher and feed the body into the woodchipper.
It's true. Haven't you guys seen Fargo?
What's Fargo? I wasn't speaking from a movie go-ers point of view.

Mek, you have to butcher the body first or the machine doesn't take it properly.










Fuck me am I the ONLY one who's actually tried this?
You're probably also the ONLY one who's talked about putting a corpse through a woodchipper online.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7222|FUCK UBISOFT

Hurricane wrote:

Flecco wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:


It's true. Haven't you guys seen Fargo?
What's Fargo? I wasn't speaking from a movie go-ers point of view.

Mek, you have to butcher the body first or the machine doesn't take it properly.










Fuck me am I the ONLY one who's actually tried this?
You're probably also the ONLY one who's talked about putting a corpse through a woodchipper online.
cougar said it first...
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7101|London, England
Amateurs...
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7134

Fargo is a movie.



*SEMI-SPOILERS*









A guy is trying to get rid of a body using a wood chipper, but it's taking too long and is discovered by police just in time









*END SPOILERS*
Mitch
16 more years
+877|7005|South Florida

mtb0minime wrote:

Well it is Detroit after all, highest crime rate in a major city if I'm not mistaken.
Also some of the strictest gun laws.

Coincidence?

No.

Gun laws /fail.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7222|FUCK UBISOFT

what about that guy that played in fargo, i think his name was steve.
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7110|Washington, DC

Miguel diaz wrote:

Hurricane wrote:

Flecco wrote:


What's Fargo? I wasn't speaking from a movie go-ers point of view.

Mek, you have to butcher the body first or the machine doesn't take it properly.










Fuck me am I the ONLY one who's actually tried this?
You're probably also the ONLY one who's talked about putting a corpse through a woodchipper online.
cougar said it first...
I meant to say the only guy who's talked about his corpse-chipping experiences.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7145|NT, like Mick Dundee

Hurricane wrote:

Miguel diaz wrote:

Hurricane wrote:


You're probably also the ONLY one who's talked about putting a corpse through a woodchipper online.
cougar said it first...
I meant to say the only guy who's talked about his corpse-chipping experiences.
Well why not? I have several programs that give false ids, ips and locations on my pc if my connection is traced. Most give the address n shit of a friend of mine.

Besides, the cops here are numbnuts. Some are pretty corrupt too. Arms smuggling ring got busted with a cop in the middle of it about 10 years back here.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7212|St. Andrews / Oslo

Mitch wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

Well it is Detroit after all, highest crime rate in a major city if I'm not mistaken.
Also some of the strictest gun laws.

Coincidence?

No.

Gun laws /fail.
Are you saying that Gun Laws cause crimes like these?
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7222|FUCK UBISOFT

Jenspm wrote:

Mitch wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

Well it is Detroit after all, highest crime rate in a major city if I'm not mistaken.
Also some of the strictest gun laws.

Coincidence?

No.

Gun laws /fail.
Are you saying that Gun Laws cause crimes like these?
yes
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7134

Miguel diaz wrote:

what about that guy that played in fargo, i think his name was steve.
Steve Buscemi?
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7222|FUCK UBISOFT

mtb0minime wrote:

Miguel diaz wrote:

what about that guy that played in fargo, i think his name was steve.
Steve Buscemi?
not a blessid union of souls fan?
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy
Member
+69|7188|th3 unkn0wn
This forum gets stranger by the day...or is it certain members?
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7110|Washington, DC

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

This forum gets stranger by the day...or is it certain members?
Well, apparently we have a murderer on the boards
Brasso
member
+1,549|7110

Cougar wrote:

Whats the world coming too, when people don't even have the common decency or humanity to stuff other people into woodchippers.
Fargo, ya?
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Master*
Banned
+416|6974|United States
I think ive seen pics of this on 4chan once...

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