Formals coming up and my girlfriends making me go. So how the fuck do i dance without looking like a idiot and embarassing myself?
Edit: If you actually do it try to get pics/video
talk to masterD he'll show you how he is an expert at that fieldSealXo wrote:
Formals coming up and my girlfriends making me go. So how the fuck do i dance without looking like a idiot and embarassing myself?
Back in high school, I figured out that just flailing my body about seemed to work. I was actually complimented on being a great dancer. I think the key was to just move your feet, your hips, your arms. In any case, I always saw most dancing as looking rather idiotic anyway, but people love it. I've been told to just dance like no one's looking- And don't be embarrassed. I know it's tough to think that way, but it's the only way.
Unless it is actually formal dancing, like a tango or waltz. Then you're screwed.
Unless it is actually formal dancing, like a tango or waltz. Then you're screwed.
just dry hump her. really. thats what all the young whipper snappers are doing at the dances nowadays.
Usually, everyone packs into a large group and kinda jumps. If you can get into that, you're good to go. If not, you could always be like the guys who don't have dates and run around like jackasses trying to be funny.
yeah just grind the girl
the best thing you can do is be confident -
for the record, i find myself modeling my 1337 dance moves after these two:
for the record, i find myself modeling my 1337 dance moves after these two:
Just mosh as if you were at a Minor Threat or Black Flag show.
remember to pick those apples and gather those mushrooms!
Ouch that would hurt. But yeah, the general consensus at least at my school is dry hump the shit out of everyone.Drakef wrote:
Unless it is actually formal dancing, like a tango or waltz. Then you're screwed.
Bust this routine out. Need I say more?
Grab her hips and just grind into her with a blank look on your face. Make sure you do enough grinding to stimulate your appendage, then she'll get really turned on when she feels it pressed against her ass. Too bad they wear dresses at formals, then you could throw in running your hands all up and down her legs and then higher up on her stomach and breasts.
Many girls get turned on simply when they know that you're turned on. It's pretty cool!
Many girls get turned on simply when they know that you're turned on. It's pretty cool!
Damn you! You beat me to it<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
remember to pick those apples and gather those mushrooms!
Well, now I have to suggest this then.
Go nuts.
be natural ... its all about the slow dancing anyway
I was going to at my formal, but I was forced to get a haircut 2 days before. Moshing doesn't work with short hair.MetaL* wrote:
Just mosh
Get drunk first. Always works!
^^ It kinda reminds me of Robert Barone
^^ It kinda reminds me of Robert Barone
Last edited by mikeyb118 (2007-11-27 04:37:58)
Grind the shit out of her, and if there is a dance to a song do it, but for a few you might have to slow dance which is easy. You just put you hand on her waist and grab her hand and basically walk, let her lead if you have no idea what your doing.
Don't do this
Don't do this
Just do Kung Fu moves, fly kicks, groin punches roundhouses etc etc
Just say: Look bitch, niggaz don't dance, they just pull up their pants and do the rockaway.
I can also recommend Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" video for fantastic moves.
I can also recommend Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" video for fantastic moves.
I hate dancing so much !
Learn the Soulja boy dance.
Go naked, they won't notice if your dancing is bad.
Hardcore Dancing is always the way to go.
Last edited by BolvisOculus (2007-11-27 05:25:15)
Can't believe nobody has voted the Salmon.
Not a great demonstration on the video, but act out what he says It's fun.
Not a great demonstration on the video, but act out what he says It's fun.