Once an 8 year-old girl found a WW1 hand grenade in school, and hid it in some bushes and gave it to her mum at the school gates at home-time, and the immediate area was evacuated and the bomb squad called in, it wasn't live, but, how did it get there?
Fail bomb is fail.
It was obviously an American Bomb that somehow got misplaced. Not some Nazi super weapon that didn't explode and didn't hit its target
Damn it, why didn't I come up with such a witty quip?Cougar wrote:
Fail bomb is fail.
Because the first three letters of your name is ALE, which means you like alcohol. Since you like alcohol enough to name yourself after it, you're probably an alcoholic, which means while I was thinking up witty quips, you were beating your children and wife mercilessly in a drunken rage.aLeX wrote:
Damn it, why didn't I come up with such a witty quip?Cougar wrote:
Fail bomb is fail.
Answer=You beat your wife and kids. Daily.
At least he has a wife and kids. Mr I-hate-everything-I'm-gonna-turn-into-the-next-Hitler/Saddam/Bin Laden-also-I-look-like-Jaws-also-AIDS
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Ya, probably American made. We did have a German U-Boat off the coast though
I have a wife. Sort of. Fiancee. Asshole.Mekstizzle wrote:
At least he has a wife and kids. Mr I-hate-everything-I'm-gonna-turn-into-the-next-Hitler/Saddam/Bin Laden-also-I-look-like-Jaws-also-AIDS
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And you beat her, daily.
Only if you count gentle cockslapping as spousal abuse.Mekstizzle wrote:
And you beat her, daily.
...Cougar wrote:
Only if you count gentle cockslapping as spousal abuse.Mekstizzle wrote:
And you beat her, daily.
Why shoud it? it's only a rooster.
agreedGraphicArtist J wrote:
...Cougar wrote:
Only if you count gentle cockslapping as spousal abuse.Mekstizzle wrote:
And you beat her, daily.
Why shoud it? it's only a rooster.
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That derailed fast