I swear I heard a guy say "Medic!" at the Target store I was at yesterday! I swung around with my arms up ready to res with the paddles. He was still walking so I think it was a false alarm...
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1) When you use your school books as a fake gun
2) When you create fake shock paddles
I've done both of these things as well as pose a picture while diong #1
2) When you create fake shock paddles
I've done both of these things as well as pose a picture while diong #1
When you get tk'd in other games and you mash down the Page Down button less than half a second later.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
LOL!
when u seen people u dont like u wish u can get a M4 and spray them (happened to me!)
when u seen people u dont like u wish u can get a M4 and spray them (happened to me!)
You don't speak until you can push and hold "B"
Whenever you see a group of people irl, or on T.V you want to throw a grenade at them... this happens to me regularly.
When your driving by a big group of people and you think to yourself "Damn, this would be a perfect time for an artillery strike." (Heard this one in another forum, or was it this one?...)
.... when you get nervous when you're near a flag and it's not going down.
Not so much a BF2 habit, but when im on comp, i press the ALT button (My key for ventrilo) when i go to talk to my mum =/ habit
When you try and shoot kill iraqi's who say
random iraqi wrote:
alla durka bakkalla
When you see your ex wife in a store and the first thought in your mind is "Enemy Forces Spotted"
You see a group of people standing around outside and wonder where the best place to nade them will be.
You're being escorted by the police from the airport runway because no one managed to fly low enough to pick you up.
You see a group of people standing around outside and wonder where the best place to nade them will be.
You're being escorted by the police from the airport runway because no one managed to fly low enough to pick you up.
when you try to get into a fast-moving vehicle by leaping onto its hood and trying to press 'e'.
when you try to get out of a fast-moving vehicle by trying to hit 'e'.
when your boss walks over to your desk with a grim look on his face and scolds you for surfing porn on the job, and you reply "Nice fuckin' wall-hak n00b!!"
when your first instinct to try to get your job back is pleading to an admin.
when you try to get out of a fast-moving vehicle by trying to hit 'e'.
when your boss walks over to your desk with a grim look on his face and scolds you for surfing porn on the job, and you reply "Nice fuckin' wall-hak n00b!!"
when your first instinct to try to get your job back is pleading to an admin.
scoping for sniper spots wherever you go.... tall buildings cranes and shit... also taking a wide berth around blind corners just incase there's a claymore,
When you scout around bf2s for the oldest topics around and post a reply when noone else has posted for nearly 10 months
When you say : DONT TK!!
when someone kicks ur ass because your such an pussy on school :>
when someone kicks ur ass because your such an pussy on school :>
When you are driving and you hear plane coming, you take hard right/left out of the road to the forest to get some cover
could be fatal
could be fatal
When you reminisce that great round where you were sniper in Operation Road Rage with 23 kills and 3 deaths. Then you thank the medics for saving your tail at Junk Yard.
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