Nastiest Thing You've Ever Had To Do

2007-12-03 14:43:14

#1

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7245|Dallas

What's the nastiest, most disgusting, most revolting thing you have ever had to do?

Mine was probably crawling into a chest high cess pit of swine feces and urine to rescue baby pigs that had fallen in. Either that or having to stick my arm up to the elbow into a hogs vagina to pull out mushy stillborn piglets. Cessarians on hogs are not pretty either.

Greatest achievement in my life=Not working on a hogfarm anymore.

Discuss.

2007-12-03 14:44:44

#2

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6785|Florida

Im not even going to try to beat that.

2007-12-03 14:45:07

#3

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|7118|Amsterdam, NY

Cougar wrote:
What's the nastiest, most disgusting, most revolting thing you have ever had to do?

Mine was probably crawling into a chest high cess pit of swine feces and urine to rescue baby pigs that had fallen in. Either that or having to stick my arm up to the elbow into a hogs vagina to pull out mushy stillborn piglets. Cessarians on hogs are not pretty either.

Greatest achievement in my life=Not working on a hogfarm anymore.

Discuss.

lol you should be the next host of Dirty Jobs

Last edited by SgtSlauther (2007-12-03 14:45:20)

2007-12-03 14:45:12

#4

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7187|67.222.138.85

Please, keep it within reasonable bounds. There are lines, if you don't know where the line is then don't post.

Yeah working on a farm isn't the prettiest of jobs, but why on earth did you have to pull out the stillborns? Would the mother (or not, HAH!) not have gotten them out otherwise, and they would have been left to rot in her or something?

2007-12-03 14:45:15

#5

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|7119|Montreal, Qc, Canada

i did something very veryy nastyy but i cant tell here, you know.... kids cant read this!

2007-12-03 14:45:22

#6

Simon: basically; +838|7138|UK

Damn.. can it be things we've seen?

2007-12-03 14:46:10

#7

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|7120

Falling into my toilet filled with diarrhea.

2007-12-03 14:46:57

#8

Simon: basically; +838|7138|UK

thareaper254 wrote:
Falling into my toilet filled with diarrhea.

Are you a midget or is your toilet fucking huge?

2007-12-03 14:47:02

#9

Heavy_Guns_91: I hand out purple hearts like candy; +72|6883|Alberta, Canada

Dragonclaw wrote:
Im not even going to try to beat that.

Yeah, I have nothing anymore either.

2007-12-03 14:47:21

#10

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6785|Florida

thareaper254 wrote:
Falling into my toilet filled with diarrhea.

Damn. The worse Ive got is I stepped in shit once. Another time I put my hand on a huge lump of pigeon shit when I was a kid and thought it was a rock.

2007-12-03 14:47:56

#11

GuliblGuy: Zulu son, what!?!; +79|7265|Anaheim, CA

I think you already win.

Nastiest thing I can think of is gutting houses after the Katrina hurricane. Lot's of mold and water and mud EVERYWHERE.

2007-12-03 14:48:39

#12

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|7075|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

retrieving items in a bat infested barn that had been closed up for a year. needed masks to go in there to get stuff covered in bat guano. even with the masks you could still smell the stale bat piss. nothing stands up to cougars description.

2007-12-03 14:48:55

#13

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7124

Somebody dropped a cereal cup down an old 50 year old outhouse latrine in one of the ranges that I was at one time. I was the lowest ranking person.

2007-12-03 14:49:03

#14

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7245|Dallas

Andoura wrote:
i did something very veryy nastyy but i cant tell here, you know.... kids cant read this!

Yes, gay butt sex can be rather messy I hear.

2007-12-03 14:49:50

#15

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7101|London, England

Move a huge dead crab out of the way. Fuck....makes me sick thinking about it. Oh and oh my god the juice that was coming out of it, I don't know what the fuck it was, but fuck. It was all liquefied and stunk like fuck. Fucking hate sea creatures.

Yeah but, nothing really revolting like you. No wonder you're so miserable all the time, your work life isn't exactly the most fun thing ever

2007-12-03 14:50:41

#16

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7165|Espoo, Finland

I had to go to school by bus once

2007-12-03 14:50:51

#17

buLLet_t00th: Mr. Boombastic; +178|6922|Stealth City, UK

Scooping up my brother's dead dog off the road after it had been flattened.

How I laughed.

Last edited by buLLet_t00th (2007-12-03 14:51:50)

2007-12-03 14:50:55

#18

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|7119|Montreal, Qc, Canada

Cougar wrote:
Andoura wrote:
i did something very veryy nastyy but i cant tell here, you know.... kids cant read this!
Yes, gay butt sex can be rather messy I hear.

aaahhhhhhh you wont know....

2007-12-03 14:53:24

#19

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7212|St. Andrews / Oslo

Kiss Entertayner

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2007-12-03 14:54:23

#20

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|7120

Also watching 2girls1cup.

2007-12-03 14:54:55

#21

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7200|California

Andoura wrote:
Cougar wrote:
Andoura wrote:
i did something very veryy nastyy but i cant tell here, you know.... kids cant read this!
Yes, gay butt sex can be rather messy I hear.
aaahhhhhhh you wont know....

Because 12 year olds get ALL the action this day and age..

My worst, was my 1st Ambulance ride-along. I was through Harbor Medical Center.

I saw things. Weird, repulsive, horrible things.

Probably the most mild thing of that day was an infant with spatter projectile vomit.

2007-12-03 14:56:06

#22

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7124

stryyker wrote:
My worst, was my 1st Ambulance ride-along. I was through Harbor Medical Center.

I saw things. Weird, repulsive, horrible things.

Probably the most mild thing of that day was an infant with spatter projectile vomit.

at least its preparing you for Iraq.

2007-12-03 14:58:01

#23

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7200|California

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
stryyker wrote:
My worst, was my 1st Ambulance ride-along. I was through Harbor Medical Center.

I saw things. Weird, repulsive, horrible things.

Probably the most mild thing of that day was an infant with spatter projectile vomit.
at least its preparing you for Iraq.

Especially since I considered Corpsman for a while there.

Which is fantastic, because I have removed a bullet with tongue depressors. But don't tell anyone, because its outside of my scope of practice

2007-12-03 14:58:42

#24

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7124

stryyker wrote:
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
stryyker wrote:
My worst, was my 1st Ambulance ride-along. I was through Harbor Medical Center.

I saw things. Weird, repulsive, horrible things.

Probably the most mild thing of that day was an infant with spatter projectile vomit.
at least its preparing you for Iraq.
Especially since I considered Corpsman for a while there.

Which is fantastic, because I have removed a bullet with tongue depressors. But don't tell anyone, because its outside of my scope of practice

lawsuit time.

2007-12-03 14:59:11

#25

Brasso: member; +1,549|7110

Dragonclaw wrote:
thareaper254 wrote:
Falling into my toilet filled with diarrhea.
Damn. The worse Ive got is I stepped in shit once. Another time I put my hand on a huge lump of pigeon shit when I was a kid and thought it was a rock.

I took a trip to Spain. Nice, right? I stepped in dog shit 3 times in one night in dimly lit alleyways. The next day, I stepped in ape shit at Gibraltar. And then a couple hours later, a pigeon shit on me. That's a lot of shit.

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