I had to crawl threw a sewage pipe of shit once for a assault course. I also had to empty out some of those porapotties. Nasty shit
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I had to crawl threw a sewage pipe of shit once for a assault course. I also had to empty out some of those porapotties. Nasty shit
I had to dig through the sewage to pull the damn cereal cup out. pretty much anything to do with human feces. Ive had many run ins.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Somebody dropped a cereal cup down an old 50 year old outhouse latrine in one of the ranges that I was at one time. I was the lowest ranking person.
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The birth of 3 children. The first was semi normal, at least that is what they tell me, the docotr was practically singing "Singin in the Rain" while he was spraying blood everywhere. Then he decided I needed to see the Placenta up close and personal after I cut the cord. The next two were C-Sections, not nearly as bad since they kinda keep you away from the action. Kids rock but I could realy go for hte whole delivery by stork idea we were feed as kids.
Taking care of my own wounds. A skin graft scar that smelled like rotten meat, the smell coming from a melted Caramel looking fuid covering my wholethigh. While I was keeping the seepage from my drainage holes in my neck from getting everywhere, while I coughed up chunks of shit through my trache tube in order to breathe, while cleaning my leg which dripped blood, puss, and black chunks of dead skin onto my hospital bed, while sucking out blood in my mouth so it won't fill up my swollen shut throat and spill down the sides of my morphine numbed face and stick to my hair... knowing that all this red shit staining your sheets, skin, and clothes is YOUR blood.
Because UNIVERSITY OF IOWA Hospital is understaffed and the staff isn't paid enough to give a single fuck whether you live or die, and the Otolaryngology clinic is staffed with Mengele-like Doctors who think you medical condition is fucking funny. Seriously.
Yeah, i'm a little bitter about that.
Because UNIVERSITY OF IOWA Hospital is understaffed and the staff isn't paid enough to give a single fuck whether you live or die, and the Otolaryngology clinic is staffed with Mengele-like Doctors who think you medical condition is fucking funny. Seriously.
Yeah, i'm a little bitter about that.
One time my dog ate all this garbage, and later I let her out to go to the bathroom. She came back with a half shit-half paper towel hanging out of her ass, and I had to pull it out because she couldn't poop it. It was gross.
Surprisingly enough, I'm eating and none of this bothered me enough to projectile vomit everywhere. :S
Maybe I should go watch 2girls1cup while eating to prove my masculinity.
Maybe I should go watch 2girls1cup while eating to prove my masculinity.
no one speaks bad of Gibraltar. For this you die ...haffeysucks wrote:
I took a trip to Spain. Nice, right? I stepped in dog shit 3 times in one night in dimly lit alleyways. The next day, I stepped in ape shit at Gibraltar. And then a couple hours later, a pigeon shit on me. That's a lot of shit.Dragonclaw wrote:
Damn. The worse Ive got is I stepped in shit once. Another time I put my hand on a huge lump of pigeon shit when I was a kid and thought it was a rock.thareaper254 wrote:
Falling into my toilet filled with diarrhea.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Jesus Christ, wtf happened to you!? Did you fall into a woodchipper or something?RoosterCantrell wrote:
Taking care of my own wounds. A skin graft scar that smelled like rotten meat, the smell coming from a melted Caramel looking fuid covering my wholethigh. While I was keeping the seepage from my drainage holes in my neck from getting everywhere, while I coughed up chunks of shit through my trache tube in order to breathe, while cleaning my leg which dripped blood, puss, and black chunks of dead skin onto my hospital bed, while sucking out blood in my mouth so it won't fill up my swollen shut throat and spill down the sides of my morphine numbed face and stick to my hair... knowing that all this red shit staining your sheets, skin, and clothes is YOUR blood.
Because UNIVERSITY OF IOWA Hospital is understaffed and the staff isn't paid enough to give a single fuck whether you live or die, and the Otolaryngology clinic is staffed with Mengele-like Doctors who think you medical condition is fucking funny. Seriously.
Yeah, i'm a little bitter about that.
Best thread - seeing the pics/video on ogrish:
http://web.archive.org/web/200604271438 … ndex2.html
is sick enough for me.
http://web.archive.org/web/200604271438 … ndex2.html
is sick enough for me.
stick my finger in my ass and lick it for 100 bucks
That site is disgusting yet....... fascinatingFreke1 wrote:
Best thread - seeing the pics/video on ogrish:
http://web.archive.org/web/200604271438 … ndex2.html
is sick enough for me.
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Haha. Did it taste good?ig wrote:
stick my finger in my ass and lick it for 100 bucks
I've done disgusting things in my life...and she loved it.
I helped deliver about 200 goats. Gross at first, but I guess you kind of get used to the mess.
it was spicySuperior Mind wrote:
Haha. Did it taste good?ig wrote:
stick my finger in my ass and lick it for 100 bucks
o_O
haven't had to do very many nasty things recently , none that i can remember anyway. Maybe heart surgery? Other than that the only thing i can think of is falling into the pond while playing football
i had sex with my ex gf. that beats all of cougar....
*shudders*
*shudders*
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Watching my mate almost bleed to death and having to cover up his stab wound with a t-shirt
not seeing a racoon in time and then watching as he gets caught in corn head on the combine. man..... ground his head right off and then splattered him around awhile till i got it shut off. eeeewwww messy to clean up. animals poop too. uuuuuurrrrrrrppppp i still get a little puke in my mouth just thinking about it...
I call bs.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Please, keep it within reasonable bounds. There are lines, if you don't know where the line is then don't post.
Yeah working on a farm isn't the prettiest of jobs, but why on earth did you have to pull out the stillborns? Would the mother (or not, HAH!) not have gotten them out otherwise, and they would have been left to rot in her or something?
ate my own vomit, with a spoon
On me? Or Cougar?ATG wrote:
I call bs.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Please, keep it within reasonable bounds. There are lines, if you don't know where the line is then don't post.
Yeah working on a farm isn't the prettiest of jobs, but why on earth did you have to pull out the stillborns? Would the mother (or not, HAH!) not have gotten them out otherwise, and they would have been left to rot in her or something?
Puked several liters in my sleep without waking up the next five hours...
Or when my dog puked over my feet the other day...
Or when my dog had taken a shit indoors and I stumbled and got my chest/neck region in it... Yeah, that one takes the price.
EDIT: Oh, and watching the Pain olympics.
Or when my dog puked over my feet the other day...
Or when my dog had taken a shit indoors and I stumbled and got my chest/neck region in it... Yeah, that one takes the price.
EDIT: Oh, and watching the Pain olympics.
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The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Ohhhhh the pain olympics...Freezer7Pro wrote:
Puked several liters in my sleep without waking up the next five hours...
Or when my dog puked over my feet the other day...
Or when my dog had taken a shit indoors and I stumbled and got my chest/neck region in it... Yeah, that one takes the price.
EDIT: Oh, and watching the Pain olympics.
I've held a ~80 year old woman's heart + lungs in my hands (dead woman of course) and helped dissect it in search of tumors and other oddities.. besides the fact that her aorta was rock hard.. I've seen numerous other cut up organs. interesting and gross
I cleaned out a waist high shop freezer that'd been left out in the sun for 3 weeks, wasn't fully empty so there was rancid meat floating around in it, with flies and maggots and shit as well.
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