blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7125
Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Minut … 2490.shtml
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|7119|Montreal, Qc, Canada
hahaha Boobz FTW !
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7125

Andoura wrote:

hahaha Boobz FTW !
yeah thread specially made for Andoura knew looking at his sig would help
<SharpShot>
chronic gamer
+17|6800|Canadia
i finally have an excuse
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7135

Wait what if you're gay???

(and no I'm not)

Last edited by mtb0minime (2007-12-03 18:57:37)

blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7125

mtb0minime wrote:

Wait what if you're gay???

(and no I'm not)
then your life expectancy is -5
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6988
thats why i do it...
Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|7111|New Hampshire, USA
Boobs are proof that there is a god






















This is proof that he loves us
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6920|Brisbane, Australia

They did this for 5 YEARS....

5 YEARS...
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7135

blademaster wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

Wait what if you're gay???

(and no I'm not)
then your life expectancy is -5
AIDS ftl
Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA
then open a strip club and just think u wont die!
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7125

Acrnstlkr wrote:

then open a strip club and just think u wont die!
yeah thats why we need a bf2s section for boobs only lol
Bull3t
stephen brule
+83|6782
Now we do have an excuse!
colonelioan
Member
+14|6936|Kanada
It's also proven that masturbating frequently reduces the risk of prostate cancer, ;p
No really! no joke!
Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA
why would a forum section for boobs be so wrong?
we all used them to grow up and now we use them to extend our life! win win!!!!
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7125

Acrnstlkr wrote:

why would a forum section for boobs be so wrong?
we all used them to grow up and now we use them to extend our life! win win!!!!
we need to message chew about this its healthy we have an article to back up the facts
Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA
who is chew?
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7125

Acrnstlkr wrote:

who is chew?
the guy who owns this site
Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA
i thaught it was chuy?
chaosdragon001
Whee
+53|6989|Los Angeles, California
It's Chew. Chewskywalker. lol.

Yes, I should live to be at least 5000 now.
Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA

chaosdragon001 wrote:

It's Chew. Chewskywalker. lol.

Yes, I should live to be at least 5000 now.
lol
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7125

Acrnstlkr wrote:

chaosdragon001 wrote:

It's Chew. Chewskywalker. lol.

Yes, I should live to be at least 5000 now.
lol
yeah keep looking at those boobs lol
san4
The Mas
+311|7168|NYC, a place to live
Needless to say, this is not true.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp
ThaReaper
Banned
+410|7120
Boobs rock.
Wallpaper
+303|6474|The pool

san4 wrote:

Needless to say, this is not true.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp
Lies! This is more crap from the feminists!

I think I can manage 10 minutes. Or even 20

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