zero gravity secks

2007-12-03 07:10:15

#1

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|7051|USA

NASA pron here*

this is weird because just on saturday i was thinking, "i wonder if anybody has ever had sex on MIR or the ISS?"

_{*not real pron}

edit, missed a quote mark.

Last edited by Ender2309 (2007-12-03 07:10:41)

2007-12-03 07:12:18

#2

Entertayner: Member; +826|7051

There's no pron there!

2007-12-03 07:15:53

#3

TheEternalPessimist: Wibble; +412|7100|Mhz

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

How romantic lol.

2007-12-03 07:16:54

#4

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|7051|USA

hahaha. i find it funny that nasa felt the need to watch a censored version

@tayner: thats what the the little asterisk note is for. you can't hate me now!

2007-12-03 07:17:50

#5

bennisboy: Member; +829|7126|Poundland

I wonder if they had any trouble getting volunteers

2007-12-03 07:21:06

#6

TheEternalPessimist: Wibble; +412|7100|Mhz

"Serve your country, bone your missus in Zero G, on camera, for scientific reasearch"

I'd agree TBH.

2007-12-03 07:23:16

#7

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7218|The Hague, Netherlands

"Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

animal porn....

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2007-12-03 07:23:23

#8

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7124

Jon Henley in Paris
The Guardian
Thursday February 24 2000

2007-12-03 07:24:03

#9

bennisboy: Member; +829|7126|Poundland

TheEternalPessimist wrote:
"Serve your country, bone your missus in Zero G, on camera, for scientific reasearch"

I'd agree TBH.

I know, what more could a man want. You're in Space, there's no gravity, you're having sex, you're the first person to ever be able to say they had sex in space. Imagine the bar stories you could tell.

"so guys, I had sex with the missus last night.... In space!"

"Hell mo'fucking yeah"

2007-12-03 07:25:09

#10

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7101|London, England

Nice.

2007-12-03 07:27:58

#11

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7124

dont let your wives become astronauts. they may be required to perform scientific experiments.

2007-12-04 00:19:40

#12

Lai: Member; +186|6631

Reminds me of Arthur Dent and Fennchurch

2007-12-04 07:22:13

#13

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7165|Espoo, Finland

I don't really belive they did this. Alteast the reasons given byt the 'respected scientist' are just plain stupid.
Of course it's an intresting research subject in it self, but not for the reasons stated.
Besides, why the hell would NASA get a censored version for research?!

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
"Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

animal porn....

Could use some ""'s

2007-12-04 07:23:57

#14

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|7051|USA

not really gawwad. they actually do plan to colonize offworld. just not for at least 20 years, probably much much more.

'sides. this is in everything else, not D&ST. just have fun with it.

2007-12-04 07:26:42

#15

SamFisher199: Airwhore; +40|6793|Netherlands

Lol...

2007-12-04 07:46:36

#16

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7165|Espoo, Finland

Ender2309 wrote:
not really gawwad. they actually do plan to colonize offworld. just not for at least 20 years, probably much much more.

'sides. this is in everything else, not D&ST. just have fun with it.

Ok, I'll print it out and make my self a paper plane.
Wheeee!

2007-12-04 09:40:40

#17

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|7223|Reality

What a waste of money.
A little thing like zero gravity is NOT going to stop a horny couple from having sex.

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2007-12-04 09:56:12

#18

TrueMusou: Member; +36|6641|United States Of Hamerica

Stubbee wrote:
What a waste of money.
A little thing like zero gravity is NOT going to stop a horny couple from having sex.

Sure as hell didn't stop me.

2007-12-04 10:37:52

#19

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7058|Columbus, OH

"Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version." ......sigh, time to raid NASA's porn collection

2007-12-04 14:41:52