blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7125
You really couldn't make it up... a Welsh police force is training its dogs to headbutt criminals rather than bite them, because politically correct .The policy, devised by North Wales Police, comes as a result of increased compensation claims from members of the public who have been bitten by police dogs.

Officers say the toothless tactic provides a safer way to tackle uncooperative offenders.Rather than biting suspects, the dogs have instead been trained to disable their targets by leaping at them and delivering a flying 'head-butt'. To protect the animals, a metal rod across the front of the muzzle helps absorb the impact of the strike.

'Instead of biting, the dog is muzzled and launches itself like a missile at the midriff of the target,' said Deputy Chief Constable of North Wales, Clive Wolfendale.

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Dragonclaw
Member
+186|6785|Florida
Political correctness bullshit will end this world as we know it.
Hope_is_lost117
Psy squad
+49|6476|Belgium
Lol a doggy rocket .
They do have a point though, al those lawsuits ...
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6927|Chicago, IL

Dragonclaw wrote:

Political correctness bullshit will end this world as we know it.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7126|Poundland
THis thread inspired me to shop a lol dog

https://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z118/bennisboy/lol-dog.jpg
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6927|Boulder, CO
might as well just get the police officers involved to wear riot helmets and get them to headbut them criminals, probably easier that training dogs to do that.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7120|Your moms bedroom
fuck that, i think they should train boars with razor sharp tusks to take them down
Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA
hell just make em tame and let the bad guys pet em and play some catch in hopes to calm them. lol
slaata
there's laughter in slaughter
+18|7207
i heard about the local force testing out "C4 " rottweilers dont know if its true though
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6925|The Land of Scott Walker
A criminal would expect a dog to bite, so a headbutt might actually catch them off guard.  I'd like to see one of those dogs in action.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7120|Your moms bedroom
the head butting might work on a 13 yr old skateboarder but i bet there a lot of criminals out there that head butt wont even phase. I havent even really heard of anyone suing because they were bit by a police dog. Is it really that big of a deal?
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7171|Devon, England
Political correctness... What a fucking a joke...
bennisboy
Member
+829|7126|Poundland

Locoloki wrote:

the head butting might work on a 13 yr old skateboarder but i bet there a lot of criminals out there that head butt wont even phase. I havent even really heard of anyone suing because they were bit by a police dog. Is it really that big of a deal?
As I see it, as soon as someone breaks the law or runs from the cops they forfeit their rights to take legal action against them
Nintendogamer
Member
+72|7067|Chelmsford, UK
it sounded like a cool idea until i read "politically correct", seriously though, Fuck Political Correctness.......it just messes things up, does no-one any favours and sucks in general.
konfusion
mostly afk
+480|7030|CH/BR - in UK

slaata wrote:

i heard about the local force testing out "C4 " rottweilers dont know if its true though
Yes!!! C4 Jhand-Dogs!

I don't mind this, really. If there's a misunderstanding, less people get hurt.

-konfusion
Boomerjinks
Member
+301|7275|Denver, CO
They are training the wrong animals to attack in certain ways. Let the dogs do the biting, go with bighorn sheep if you want head-butting.
https://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/rocky-mountain-bighorn-sheep.jpg

I, for one, believe the world would be a much cooler place if cops had exotic animals to take down criminals, attack-bighorns and fuck, I dunno... killer ostriches. Maybe a gun that shoots lampreys?

Last edited by Boomerjinks (2007-12-05 09:23:58)

SamTheMan :D
Banned
+106|6479|UK
My dog head butt me once, it hurt
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6825|Twyford, UK
They should train police cats. They're far more vicious than dogs, run faster, jump higher, and know naturally how to immobilise people.

And face it, criminals would feel pretty silly after being tripped up by a cat and caught by the police with it sitting on their neck with claws out, purring.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7120|Your moms bedroom

Skorpy-chan wrote:

They should train police cats. They're far more vicious than dogs, run faster, jump higher, and know naturally how to immobilise people.

And face it, criminals would feel pretty silly after being tripped up by a cat and caught by the police with it sitting on their neck with claws out, purring.
did you say cats?
https://mine.icanhascheezburger.com//imagestore/12841329346683375040bd.jpg

Last edited by Locoloki (2007-12-05 10:38:09)

Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA

Locoloki wrote:

Skorpy-chan wrote:

They should train police cats. They're far more vicious than dogs, run faster, jump higher, and know naturally how to immobilise people.

And face it, criminals would feel pretty silly after being tripped up by a cat and caught by the police with it sitting on their neck with claws out, purring.
did you say cats?
he must have meant like tigers or lions..lol
bennisboy
Member
+829|7126|Poundland

Acrnstlkr wrote:

Locoloki wrote:

Skorpy-chan wrote:

They should train police cats. They're far more vicious than dogs, run faster, jump higher, and know naturally how to immobilise people.

And face it, criminals would feel pretty silly after being tripped up by a cat and caught by the police with it sitting on their neck with claws out, purring.
did you say cats?
he must have meant like tigers or lions..lol
Cats can maul you pretty bad. They're damn claws
Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA
they better be big or my damn foot is up there ass and they launch across the room!!
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6825|Twyford, UK

Acrnstlkr wrote:

Locoloki wrote:

Skorpy-chan wrote:

They should train police cats. They're far more vicious than dogs, run faster, jump higher, and know naturally how to immobilise people.

And face it, criminals would feel pretty silly after being tripped up by a cat and caught by the police with it sitting on their neck with claws out, purring.
did you say cats?
he must have meant like tigers or lions..lol
No, just large housecat breeds. They're vicious little buggers, stronger than they look, and have reeeally sharp claws and teeth.

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