Touch My Carrot

2007-12-07 23:40:18

#1

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7242

"The court heard how Cooney put the 12-inch carrot down his trousers and told a pupil in her 40s that a perfectly executed manoeuvre was so good that it had given him an erection."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl … 132628.stm

2007-12-07 23:47:24

#2

2tuff: Positive Karma Here!; +357|7256

Just another fucktard....

2007-12-08 04:10:21

#3

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6613|Scotland!

That guy is smooth

2007-12-08 04:11:50

#4

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6970|Gogledd Cymru

My instructor was called steve .

2007-12-08 04:12:36

#5

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7159|In You Endo- Stoke

LOL i read that yesterday,

Surely it would of been better with a cucumber?

2007-12-08 04:12:54

#6

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7124

you give this guy 18 months for putting a carrot in his trousers and you give murderers no more than two years in some cases.

2007-12-08 04:13:20

#7

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6677|Winland

Well, that's sure something

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2007-12-08 04:13:38

#8

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6970|Gogledd Cymru

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
you give this guy 18 months for putting a carrot in his trousers and you give murderers no more than two years in some cases.

Welcome to Britain, just claim you're a muslim and you'll be treated like royalty by the government.

2007-12-08 04:14:41

#9

kptk92: u; +972|6888|tc_london

Touch My Carrot

No thanks.

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
you give this guy 18 months for putting a carrot in his trousers and you give murderers no more than two years in some cases.

2007-12-08 04:33:11

#10

avman633: Member; +116|6844

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
you give this guy 18 months for putting a carrot in his trousers and you give murderers no more than two years in some cases.

2007-12-08 04:35:29

#11

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7101|London, England

Nobody from the UK ever claimed that our Justice system even remotely makes sense. Infact, I make daily rants about it.

18 Months is way too much. I can see how it's harrasment and all that, he should go down. Not for that long though.

2007-12-08 04:37:59

#12

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6613|Scotland!

Well, he groped 3 different women and repeatedly groped this woman, going on to offer to waive her fee for sexual favours. How long before he drives some woman into a back alley and brutally rapes them?

Maybe this is just what he needs to stop him before he does something serious.

2007-12-08 04:41:28

#13

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7124

I'm Jamesey wrote:
How long before he drives some woman into a back alley and brutally rapes them?

maybe thats what he should have done to get less jail time.

2007-12-08 04:55:34

#14

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6919|King Of The Islands

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
you give this guy 18 months for putting a carrot in his trousers and you give murderers no more than two years in some cases.

They fucking hate carrots.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

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