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dear ms. Joanna Benz:

i am interested in contacting my FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, but i am unable to do so. you see, i take residence in a cabin high in the Rocky Mountain range in colorado. i am currently unable to travel because of heavy snowfall leaving me trapped within my cabin. i hunt elk for food and melt snow for water each winter. please advice me on what to do next.


(note: advice and ms instead of mrs are included on purpose.)

On Dec 9, 2007 5:27 PM, Fedex Delivery Company <dpadams@machlink.com> wrote:

    Greetings!!!

    I have been waiting for you since to contact me
    for your Confirm able Bank Draft of
    $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did
    not hear from  you since that time. Then I went
    and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER
    SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of
    the country for a Months Course and I will not
    come back till end of December. What you have
    to do now is to contact the FEDEX
    COURIER SERVICE as  soon as possible to know
    when they will deliver your package to you
    because of the expiring date. For your
    information,I have paid for the delivering
    Charge, Insurance  premium and Clearance
    Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is
    not a  Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist
    attack in your Country.

    The only money you will send to the FEDEX
    COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to
    your postal Address in your country is ($165.00)
    US Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of
    the Courier Company so far.

    Again, I would have paid that but they said no
    because they  don't know when you will contact
    them and in case of demurrage.You have to
    contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for
    the delivery of your  Draft with this  information
    below:
    Contact Person: Mr. Daniel J. Blunt
    Email Address:fedexdeliverycompanynig2@yahoo.no
    Telephone:+2348073542993

    Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your
    Postal address() and Direct telephone number
    to them again to avoid any mistake on the
    Delivery and ask them  to you the tracking
    number to enable you track your package over
    there and know when it will get to your address.
    Let me repeat again, try to contact them as
    soon as you receive this mail to avoid any
    further delay and remember to pay them their
    Security Keeping fee of $165.00 US Dollars for
    their immediate action.

    You should also let me know through email as
    soon as you receive your Draft.

    Yours Faithfully,
    Mrs. Joanna Benz
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