I was working at 8am this morning and i just woke up it's 2:10pm !!
lol
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The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
what did your boss say
if you had that remote from that shitty adam sandler movie, you could totally rewind time.
or if you were Stupendous Man, you could orbit the earth until it was yesterday.
or if you were Obi Wan, you could convince them that you worked tomorrow.
or if you were Mike Tyson, they wouldn't complain.
or if you had 2 children, and one of them just died at the hands of the other one, you'd have a legitimate reason.
or if you were Jessica Alba, you could get out of it with sexual favors.
or if you were a bird, you wouldn't work there at all...
or if you were in soviet Russia, work would miss YOU.
or if you were Stupendous Man, you could orbit the earth until it was yesterday.
or if you were Obi Wan, you could convince them that you worked tomorrow.
or if you were Mike Tyson, they wouldn't complain.
or if you had 2 children, and one of them just died at the hands of the other one, you'd have a legitimate reason.
or if you were Jessica Alba, you could get out of it with sexual favors.
or if you were a bird, you wouldn't work there at all...
or if you were in soviet Russia, work would miss YOU.
they didn't even called! loolSlickdawg8 wrote:
what did your boss say
Shows how much belief they had in you!
I expect your resignations on my desk by Monday morning.
jord wrote:
I expect your resignations on my desk by Monday morning.
You say you were working at 8am in the morning, then you say you just woke up at 2.10pm. WHICH ONE WERE YOU DOING. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE BOTH.Andoura wrote:
I was working at 8am this morning and i just woke up it's 2:10pm !!
lol
@ Jord
Last edited by Mekstizzle (2007-12-08 11:18:46)
I think he means he was meant to be workingMekstizzle wrote:
You say you were working at 8am in the morning, then you say you just woke up at 2.10pm. WHICH ONE WERE YOU DOING. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE BOTH.Andoura wrote:
I was working at 8am this morning and i just woke up it's 2:10pm !!
lol
@ Jord
LOL-------------------------> you
or if he was black they couldn't fire him or he would sue for a hate crime or sumfin.djphetal wrote:
if you had that remote from that shitty adam sandler movie, you could totally rewind time.
or if you were Stupendous Man, you could orbit the earth until it was yesterday.
or if you were Obi Wan, you could convince them that you worked tomorrow.
or if you were Mike Tyson, they wouldn't complain.
or if you had 2 children, and one of them just died at the hands of the other one, you'd have a legitimate reason.
or if you were Jessica Alba, you could get out of it with sexual favors.
or if you were a bird, you wouldn't work there at all...
or if you were in soviet Russia, work would miss YOU.
where do you work?
Oh. He was meant to be working at 8am but instead woke up at 2.10pm. WHY COULDN'T HE JUST SAY THAT.bennisboy wrote:
I think he means he was meant to be workingMekstizzle wrote:
You say you were working at 8am in the morning, then you say you just woke up at 2.10pm. WHICH ONE WERE YOU DOING. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE BOTH.Andoura wrote:
I was working at 8am this morning and i just woke up it's 2:10pm !!
lol
@ Jord
I'm angry right now, excuse the caps lock cruise control. I should be out getting drunk but I'm not, because I'm a lazy bastard that skanks out on my mates
Screw you guys
No I'm just kidding, you guys are awesome.
Last edited by Mekstizzle (2007-12-08 11:28:54)
Me too, now down to collect my unemployment check your parents chipped in with their tax for..
who would hire him?usmarine2005 wrote:
where do you work?
...to clean the shitterselite3444 wrote:
who would hire him?usmarine2005 wrote:
where do you work?
Maxi & Cieusmarine2005 wrote:
where do you work?
Wich is a food store + General marchandise supermarket
http://www.maxi.ca/qcen/
So you're cleaning toilette at maxi?Andoura wrote:
Maxi & Cieusmarine2005 wrote:
where do you work?
Wich is a food store + General marchandise supermarket
http://www.maxi.ca/qcen/
Fixed.usmarine2005 wrote:
where did you work?
You were sleep-working? Epic.Andoura wrote:
I was working at 8am this morning and i just woke up it's 2:10pm !!
lol
wut
OT, I know, but isn't that redundant?djphetal wrote:
if you had that remote from that shitty adam sandler movie
i think this thread sets a new standard for useless.