Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA
long story short.. i bought an iron today and the warning label said and i quote " do not iron close while wearing them" lol what?
how do ppl survive today, everything is so nubbed down that its pathetic. when i was a kid if ya did something stupid it hurt!! ya fell of your bike while riding ya can break an arm or collar bone. now.... wear 17 pads helmets and don't ride in the street. i must have been really tuff.
ig
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+1,199|7003
i live in a house
Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA

ig wrote:

i live in a house
nice to hear thanks!
TrueMusou
Member
+36|6641|United States Of Hamerica
I'm nicely sheltered from the weather...thanks for asking. And yes, I Understand when and when not to stick a hot iron on my chest.
Swissy201
That guy
+12|6758
And you know the only reason they have stupid warnings is because some dumbass actually tried to do it.
Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA
noooooo..... sheltered as in protected from everything and just a little cry baby?
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|7043|British Columbia, Canada

Swissy201 wrote:

And you know the only reason they have stupid warnings is because some dumbass actually tried to do it.
And then sued the company that made the product for millions, and won.
Superslim
BF2s Frat Brother
+211|7172|Calgary
Damn it shit, I knew I should have read the instructions.........................
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|7075|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

Acrnstlkr wrote:

long story short.. i bought an iron today and the warning label said and i quote " do not iron close while wearing them" lol what?
how do ppl survive today, everything is so nubbed down that its pathetic. when i was a kid if ya did something stupid it hurt!! ya fell of your bike while riding ya can break an arm or collar bone. now.... wear 17 pads helmets and don't ride in the street. i must have been really tuff.
Tough enough not to use spell check?


I agree though, people are pussies today. Christ the bus for Elementary school kids has to go down my narrow street everyday now to drop off 3 kids to their parents 10 feet from the end of the street. When i was in elementary school i walked a mile to my house from the bus stop, alone. Also, Every single fucking bus stops at the railroad crossings, which isn't a problem if it's one bus doing it, safety issue i know, but when 8 buses stop in a row it's annoying. If the first four buses didn't get hit what makes them think the last four will, what makes this worse is the fact that you can see down the tracks a good mile both ways, i would say that gives plenty of warning.
Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6477|Iowa, USA

LT.Victim wrote:

Swissy201 wrote:

And you know the only reason they have stupid warnings is because some dumb ass actually tried to do it.
And then sued the company that made the product for millions, and won.
exactly!! wtf? if your that fucking dumb you deserve to get burnt. survival of the fittest. when i was a kid if ya did something dumb the old mad cuffed ya or got out the belt and then u remembered!
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6826|Twyford, UK
You think it's common sense, but haven't you ever thought 'hey, I need to save some time, and surely it'd be better ironed person-shaped instead of flat?'
Sizzle.

Or even something like 'Sod turning that thing off, if I can juust reach in there and grab that thing stopping it, it'll go just fine'.
Scrunch.

And that is how, once a moron and a lawsuit breed, you get stupid-ass safety tags and disclaimers.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|7155|Canberra, AUS
On a mattress: Do Not Swallow.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|7136|Brisbane, Australia

Ive done that before. With no lulzy results, but uncreased clothes.
gene_pool
Banned
+519|7102|Gold coast, Aus.
It's because everyone is fucking stupid. People do not think any more. I was dragged down town by my mother the other day and I decided to sit in the car whilst she went and got some medicine or something. And sitting there watching people do the most stupidest things reminded me why I do not go outside, and why I hate everyone. Among the things I can remember:

1) A mid-20's girl came out of the supermarket with her shopping trolley, into the car park. Which is fair enough if she had a heavy load. She had one plastic bag, with two bottles of coke in it. She then ditched the shopping trolley in the car park, and because the car park was on a slope it started rolling. Luckily the car park was mildly empty otherwise it would have caused some damage.

2) Numerous people crossing the road without looking, causing a few cars to come to sudden halts. Come on, you were taught to look both ways when you were 8 for fuck sake.

3) A parent of two was smoking in a car, with one toddler and one baby (not old enough to talk) with all the windows up.

And that's all I can remember now. But that, and some more general stupidity happened in the time period of 20 minutes. Why are people so fucking retarded now? Sigh, society sucks.
suomalainen_äijä
Member
+64|6646
I live under a box
bennisboy
Member
+829|7127|Poundland
Best warning I ever saw as on my BCD for scuba diving (buoyancy control device)

label wrote:

This device is not intended to overcome the laws of physics
Hooch Pandersnatch
I like shoes
+26|6603|West Aus

Acrnstlkr wrote:

long story short.. i bought an iron today and the warning label said and i quote " do not iron close while wearing them" lol what?
how do ppl survive today, everything is so nubbed down that its pathetic. when i was a kid if ya did something stupid it hurt!! ya fell of your bike while riding ya can break an arm or collar bone. now.... wear 17 pads helmets and don't ride in the street. i must have been really tuff.
Not necessarily true, I always iron my tie after I put it on. It's just plain old fashioned efficiency.

Todays time saving tip brought to you by Red Cask wine 'Tastes better from the bag'
gene_pool
Banned
+519|7102|Gold coast, Aus.
From the actual iTunes End User License Agreement.

"You also agree you will not use these products for <blahblah> the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."

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