From South Park.PBAsydney wrote:
20 packs of toilet paper and one pack of gum (+1 if you get this)
Ready for some ear-slicing action, Mr. Blonde?Ty wrote:
Here's another reference for you to get:
Rope, a Razor and a "Stealers Wheel" CD.
A puppy, sledge hammer, and a mop. Grin at the shop keeper.
this thread is full of win.
A hamster, a funnel, and a cork.
A hamster, a funnel, and a cork.
GOOD.Spider1980 wrote:
I think your sig is racist and it offends meSarrk wrote:
An Afro, Picket Sign and a Suit + Red Tie.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e17/Sarrk/godie.jpg
How the fuck is it racist.
Inb4vagueconnectiontoblackhangings.Mekstizzle wrote:
How the fuck is it racist.
White man always tryna keep a brother down
Dual-barrel shotgun, two Jews, and one SS guy.
Please don't ban me. It's not my real opinion.
Please don't ban me. It's not my real opinion.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
That made me choke on my coffeePenetrator wrote:
A puppy, sledge hammer, and a mop. Grin at the shop keeper.
They still sell Jews in Åland?Freezer7Pro wrote:
Dual-barrel shotgun, two Jews, and one SS guy.
Please don't ban me. It's not my real opinion.
Correct!Choclot wrote:
From South Park.PBAsydney wrote:
20 packs of toilet paper and one pack of gum (+1 if you get this)
"Toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper"......"Hey kids, you be careful with that gum, don't go sticking it under tables or chairs"...."ok, toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper...."
Condoms, KY, inflatable doll. Whilst telling cashier you can never be to careful.
This thread is hilarious.
Mexican food, laxatives, and a Slip n Slide.
Mexican food, laxatives, and a Slip n Slide.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
A guy I know once bought condoms, no-doze and panodol (pain killers) all at once. The pharmacist gave him some pretty strange looks.
Chloroform, a cloth, and a big black dildo.
Chloroform is so 1990, Rohypnol is the new standardFunky_Finny wrote:
Chloroform, a cloth, and a big black dildo.
Oh god....Ben0 wrote:
this thread is full of win.
A hamster, a funnel, and a cork.
A large can of petrol, big pack of matches and come nylon tights.
A fleshlight, a computer and a subscription to Bangbros
On second thoughts now i've found something to steal.
A fleshlight, lube, a mirror
A fleshlight, lube, a mirror
A firework rocket, A cat and some string
Lmao. But I doubt there's any pet shops that sell fireworks. :pKurazoo wrote:
A firework rocket, A cat and some string