Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland
So, on Saturday, there was a party at my friends house, with lots of booze. I got very drunk and ended up scoring (or not scoring, as the case would be with this girl) with my other friends sister, thus breaking rule 5. Then I had my first fag, then a second, then a third. o.O What a night.


What's some crazy things you guys have done?
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|7032|Scotland
Stole a cement mixer and through it off a bridge into the sea.

Stroked my tent while stoned for a good 10 minutes.

Sat in front of JaM3z's pc (rubber.sex) with his UV lights that made my t-shirt light up, and be amazed for a good 5 minutes.
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

White-Fusion wrote:

Stole a cement mixer and through it off a bridge into the sea.
Pics

White-Fusion wrote:

Stroked my tent while stoned for a good 10 minutes.
Lol.

White-Fusion wrote:

Sat in front of JaM3z's pc (rubber.sex) with his UV lights that made my t-shirt light up, and be amazed for a good 5 minutes.
I would be fascinated too tbh.
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|7032|Scotland

Funky_Finny wrote:

White-Fusion wrote:

Stole a cement mixer and through it off a bridge into the sea.
Pics - No pics sorry, was first time getting drunk when i was 13 lol... good times.

White-Fusion wrote:

Stroked my tent while stoned for a good 10 minutes.
Lol.

White-Fusion wrote:

Sat in front of JaM3z's pc (rubber.sex) with his UV lights that made my t-shirt light up, and be amazed for a good 5 minutes.
I would be fascinated too tbh. - It was insane, my whole tshirt was glowing, and i kept moving forward and back making it dim and get brighter. Turned around and person from |TOP| (Turdlich) was giving me the look of madness lol
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7201|California

I have never been loopy when I'm drunk, but I have done things to high/drunk people.

Most notably, kidnapping.

It involves coming into the house (My house, actually), and going up to people that are obviously out of it. Putting black nylon bags over their heads, and dragging them into my office room, which has no windows, stucco walls, and a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling.

Pretty much fake interrogations. Good times.
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7042|Southampton, UK

Running away from a mirror out of pure fear....


What the fuck?
_NL_Lt.EngineerFox
Big Mouth Prick
+219|7011|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition
With an old car that I was bringing to the scrapyard, my TomTom sayed, go over the roundabout, second turn..so I did, going striaght over a roundabout, anihalating my shocks and suspension.
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|7032|Scotland
Not me, but two guys ran 30 km's claiming to be chased by giant oranges while on shrooms.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6588|Birmingham, UK
Tried to kiss my best friend, who happens to be a boy, as am i.
Raphi
Banned
+354|6739|Basel, Switzerland

White-Fusion wrote:

Not me, but two guys ran 30 km's claiming to be chased by giant oranges while on shrooms.
lmao
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:

Tried to kiss my best friend, who happens to be a boy, as am i.
Shun the drunk gaylord shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuhhh
Raphi
Banned
+354|6739|Basel, Switzerland
I had really strong medicaments, so my friends punched me in my right arm but I didn't feel anything.
=Karma-Kills=
"Don't post while intoxicated."
+356|7065|England
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7059|Columbus, OH
It will never happen to me but calling the cops while you are under the influence.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7135

Can't say I've done anything too crazy. Usually when I get drunk it's just when I'm hanging out at a friend's place.

Once, I polished off nearly an entire bottle of vodka, but I have slow metabolism, so the effects hadn't quite kicked in full force (though I was definitely drunk). Someone offered me $5 to chug 3 beers in 3 minutes. I gladly accepted because $5 just seemed like so much money. Well I easily downed the beers, and right about then it tipped me over my limit. Wound up puking all night and dry-heaving, but I can only remember flashes of it. I've never blacked out before, but I woke up feeling like shit and still feeling a little drunk. Never doing that again.

Another time I was so drunk I felt like sliding down the stairs on my stomach instead of just walking down like a normal person. My friends watched as I slid down. And near the bottom of the stairs my friend has a huge network switch up on a metal shelf drilled into the wall (albeit not very securely) and the wires run down and go to the few computers in his garage. Well I slid down the stairs and had my arms out like I was flying or something and wound up catching one of the wires, which brought down the whole thing. As it was falling I rolled over and managed to protect myself by holding my arms out, and a sharp corner of the metal shelf just happened to land pinpoint right on my thumb. So of course that started bleeding all over the place, but no one cared, we were laughing our asses off and I couldn't feel anything anyway. Twas a good night
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7102|London, England

=Karma-Kills= wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=1724807

=Karma-Kills=
"Don't post while intoxicated."
+356|7065|England

Mekstizzle wrote:

=Karma-Kills= wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=1724807

Cider + Beer + Wine dont mix.
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|7032|Scotland

=Karma-Kills= wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

=Karma-Kills= wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=1724807

Cider + Beer + Wine dont mix.
Had red WKD + beer + vodka + ate a kebab half way through shots of it. Red lumpy puke all over bathroom floor (none in actual toilet)
kn0ckahh
Member
+98|7219|netherlands, sweet lake city

White-Fusion wrote:

Not me, but two guys ran 30 km's claiming to be chased by giant oranges while on shrooms.
lol i fucking posted that before   you stealing twat


http://bf2s.liquidat0r.com/viewtopic.ph … 62&p=3

lol its second reply in a topic about schrooms

Last edited by kn0ckahh (2007-12-13 10:45:49)

White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|7032|Scotland

kn0ckahh wrote:

White-Fusion wrote:

Not me, but two guys ran 30 km's claiming to be chased by giant oranges while on shrooms.
lol i fucking posted that before   you stealing twat


http://bf2s.liquidat0r.com/viewtopic.ph … 62&p=3

lol its second reply in a topic about schrooms
Ever occur to you i heard it somewhere else?
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7042|Southampton, UK

White-Fusion wrote:

kn0ckahh wrote:

White-Fusion wrote:

Not me, but two guys ran 30 km's claiming to be chased by giant oranges while on shrooms.
lol i fucking posted that before   you stealing twat


http://bf2s.liquidat0r.com/viewtopic.ph … 62&p=3

lol its second reply in a topic about schrooms
Ever occur to you i heard it somewhere else?
Lol..... Ball-fucking-shit.

Stole it definately.

Why? Because you lol'd at it - you wanted the lol's.
kn0ckahh
Member
+98|7219|netherlands, sweet lake city

White-Fusion wrote:

kn0ckahh wrote:

White-Fusion wrote:

Not me, but two guys ran 30 km's claiming to be chased by giant oranges while on shrooms.
lol i fucking posted that before   you stealing twat


http://bf2s.liquidat0r.com/viewtopic.ph … 62&p=3

lol its second reply in a topic about schrooms
Ever occur to you i heard it somewhere else?
srry misread it, thought you where saying i know two guys xD
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|7032|Scotland

naightknifar wrote:

White-Fusion wrote:

kn0ckahh wrote:


lol i fucking posted that before   you stealing twat


http://bf2s.liquidat0r.com/viewtopic.ph … 62&p=3

lol its second reply in a topic about schrooms
Ever occur to you i heard it somewhere else?
Lol..... Ball-fucking-shit.

Stole it definately.

Why? Because you lol'd at it - you wanted the lol's.
Stole it... yes, from kn0ckahh i did not.
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland
BAM

That was me bitch-slapping you guys back on topic.
Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6465|Halifax, West Yorkshire
I once snorted lines of curry powder and paprika and then ate fresh garlic for a dare while drunk

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