Well..........i was convinced i was the universe when i was 3-4 tabs over the line.
THAT was a interesting night.
THAT was a interesting night.
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Shagged a fat lass.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
shot a stop sign with a .45 and there was a house 30 ft behind it.
a lot more stuff that i don't feel like sharing
a lot more stuff that i don't feel like sharing
stole mail boxes and stuffed them into a sewer pipe
shot bottle rockets then roman candles at eachother
rode dirt bike with the headlight off at night to see how fast it felt..... ya good thing the road was muddy so when we crashed it was a little less pain full!
fell asleep near a fire ant mound.... damn that was painfull.
shot tvs to see if they would break.... nope not with the shotgun, just came back and put holes in our pants and went into my leg... bad deal, not a medicine cabnet fix.
shot bottle rockets then roman candles at eachother
rode dirt bike with the headlight off at night to see how fast it felt..... ya good thing the road was muddy so when we crashed it was a little less pain full!
fell asleep near a fire ant mound.... damn that was painfull.
shot tvs to see if they would break.... nope not with the shotgun, just came back and put holes in our pants and went into my leg... bad deal, not a medicine cabnet fix.
Far be it from me to tell you what to do with your Acid, but I think 5 tabs is a bit of a waste.JET_G raidensen wrote:
Well..........i was convinced i was the universe when i was 3-4 tabs over the line.
THAT was a interesting night.
2 weeks ago I was at a party... drank about 10 beers and an assload of JD.
Threw all my friends patio furniture in his pool for lulz
Took a chair to a wall couple of times resulting in large holes whoops lol
Then I was sitting on his couch threw up all over his carpet
Then I noticed my watch was missing, someone stole it then I became a violent drunk... stood up threw another chair into the wall, smashed about 5 or 6 glass cups and couple of plates, then I was walking in his hallway seen a picture leaning up against the wall and just decided to put my hand through it...
12 stitches lulz
Threw all my friends patio furniture in his pool for lulz
Took a chair to a wall couple of times resulting in large holes whoops lol
Then I was sitting on his couch threw up all over his carpet
Then I noticed my watch was missing, someone stole it then I became a violent drunk... stood up threw another chair into the wall, smashed about 5 or 6 glass cups and couple of plates, then I was walking in his hallway seen a picture leaning up against the wall and just decided to put my hand through it...
12 stitches lulz
Guess your not invited to his next party then.Sgt.Gene wrote:
2 weeks ago I was at a party... drank about 10 beers and an assload of JD.
Threw all my friends patio furniture in his pool for lulz
Took a chair to a wall couple of times resulting in large holes whoops lol
Then I was sitting on his couch threw up all over his carpet
Then I noticed my watch was missing, someone stole it then I became a violent drunk... stood up threw another chair into the wall, smashed about 5 or 6 glass cups and couple of plates, then I was walking in his hallway seen a picture leaning up against the wall and just decided to put my hand through it...
12 stitches lulz
Acutally we are really good friends lolz... I helped him clean up but he still got grounded for 3 daysOllie wrote:
Guess your not invited to his next party then.Sgt.Gene wrote:
2 weeks ago I was at a party... drank about 10 beers and an assload of JD.
Threw all my friends patio furniture in his pool for lulz
Took a chair to a wall couple of times resulting in large holes whoops lol
Then I was sitting on his couch threw up all over his carpet
Then I noticed my watch was missing, someone stole it then I became a violent drunk... stood up threw another chair into the wall, smashed about 5 or 6 glass cups and couple of plates, then I was walking in his hallway seen a picture leaning up against the wall and just decided to put my hand through it...
12 stitches lulz
I spent 45 minutes writing a text message I never sent.
I got lost in a 2000 sq. ft. house.
I got lost in a 2000 sq. ft. house.
Last edited by aimless (2007-12-13 21:24:10)
-I woke up after a party in a house I had never seen before to a big dude punching me in the chest telling me to "sleep on the fucking porch next time".
-For whatever reason, I thought a plate full of Subway sandwiches would be fun to put in the oven (on the plate).
-Got in a drunken fight because someone told me I was, in fact, NOT a Pokemon master.
-Rolled down a hill through oncoming traffic.
-Played World of Warcraft (GodDAMN I must have been really fucking drunk).
That was all in the past. Believe it or not, I've straightened myself out, after "motivation" from my Marine buddies.
-For whatever reason, I thought a plate full of Subway sandwiches would be fun to put in the oven (on the plate).
-Got in a drunken fight because someone told me I was, in fact, NOT a Pokemon master.
-Rolled down a hill through oncoming traffic.
-Played World of Warcraft (GodDAMN I must have been really fucking drunk).
That was all in the past. Believe it or not, I've straightened myself out, after "motivation" from my Marine buddies.
Epic, which Pokémon did you kick his arse with?Jibbles wrote:
-Got in a drunken fight because someone told me I was, in fact, NOT a Pokemon master.
Last edited by Ollie (2007-12-13 21:48:08)
I got so drunk I broke into a family household at night, murdered the father by beating him with a pipe, gagged and raped the mother, and shot both the kids (and then the mother).
Good times.
Good times.
Alpha as fuck.
1 year, 9 months ago
I was wasted and basically raped a passed out chick. Many moons ago, like 25 years.
Real horrorshow.Nyte wrote:
I got so drunk I broke into a family household at night, murdered the father by beating him with a pipe, gagged and raped the mother, and shot both the kids (and then the mother).
Good times.
The guy just above me ollie
he puked outside my house twice, on seperate occasions
once because of a quarter of a joint
and t'other because he had like 4 hawaiian baby woodrose seeds (HBWS's)
what a lightweight
but funny things I'VE done, include;
Rolling down a large steep hill, and then after climbing back up, rolled down, again, and again.
Having sex with my best mates girlfriend, and then after admitting it, i was made out to be a liar and accused of rape.
Pissed on my mates settee.
Started on about 40 people and realised i indeed wasn't Superman.
Got pilled up and had some HBWS's, i stayed up the whole night sat next to my passed out mate, then in the morning
I ate half a box of cardboard, tried cutting my finger off with some scissors because he commited adultery with the chair i was sat on
and then proceeded to marry some random items of cutlery with floor tiles.
Now they, are good times.
ish.
he puked outside my house twice, on seperate occasions
once because of a quarter of a joint
and t'other because he had like 4 hawaiian baby woodrose seeds (HBWS's)
what a lightweight
but funny things I'VE done, include;
Rolling down a large steep hill, and then after climbing back up, rolled down, again, and again.
Having sex with my best mates girlfriend, and then after admitting it, i was made out to be a liar and accused of rape.
Pissed on my mates settee.
Started on about 40 people and realised i indeed wasn't Superman.
Got pilled up and had some HBWS's, i stayed up the whole night sat next to my passed out mate, then in the morning
I ate half a box of cardboard, tried cutting my finger off with some scissors because he commited adultery with the chair i was sat on
and then proceeded to marry some random items of cutlery with floor tiles.
Now they, are good times.
ish.
Walk into rooms & forget why I'm there until I walk back into the room I started in.
Was quite a few years back but got smashed out completely decided to take a short cut through the woods for some odd reason ended up getting lost had no idea where i was trees everywhere, cellphone dead had lost my shoes, was covered in mud and shit from top to toe.
Think i walked around for 4-5 hours when i saw a small house so i was exhausted and just crashed outside the frontdoor there did´nt have much time to catch sleep the police showed up quite fast and brought me in that was the best thing that happened that night. Got a suprise when i asked the cops where i was they told me i was in a place that are around 10km from where i thought i was.
Think i walked around for 4-5 hours when i saw a small house so i was exhausted and just crashed outside the frontdoor there did´nt have much time to catch sleep the police showed up quite fast and brought me in that was the best thing that happened that night. Got a suprise when i asked the cops where i was they told me i was in a place that are around 10km from where i thought i was.
Engaged in the noble art of hedge jumping.Simple really, run through every garden you see, and throw yourself over the hedge. I got over one, and the bastards had turned their lawn into a nice solid concrete drive.
Damage reports came back in, 5 stitches in my head, cracked fore-arm, gash to fore-arm, and i totally destroyed my thumb bone & surrounding muscles. Was in surgery the next day, and my thumb had to be re-constructed with the aid of 2 metal rods that pinned everything together.
The morphine was fun though!
- edit - this was after a rather drunken house party.
Damage reports came back in, 5 stitches in my head, cracked fore-arm, gash to fore-arm, and i totally destroyed my thumb bone & surrounding muscles. Was in surgery the next day, and my thumb had to be re-constructed with the aid of 2 metal rods that pinned everything together.
The morphine was fun though!
- edit - this was after a rather drunken house party.
Last edited by FatherTed (2007-12-14 08:35:49)
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
TwatStefanHeafy wrote:
Having sex with my best mates girlfriend.
Keep these coming, they're hilarious!
Also, quote if you agree, Jamesey, you can be a right fag sometimes. No offence.
Also, quote if you agree, Jamesey, you can be a right fag sometimes. No offence.
How can calling someone a fag come with "no offence".Funky_Finny wrote:
Keep these coming, they're hilarious!
Also, quote if you agree, Jamesey, you can be a right fag sometimes. No offence.
Funky i think you're a right fag,
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Offence intended
Sarcasm?The Sheriff wrote:
How can calling someone a fag come with "no offence".Funky_Finny wrote:
Keep these coming, they're hilarious!
Also, quote if you agree, Jamesey, you can be a right fag sometimes. No offence.
Funky i think you're a right fag,
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Offence intended
Shot down!Funky_Finny wrote:
Sarcasm?The Sheriff wrote:
How can calling someone a fag come with "no offence".Funky_Finny wrote:
Keep these coming, they're hilarious!
Also, quote if you agree, Jamesey, you can be a right fag sometimes. No offence.
Funky i think you're a right fag,
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Offence intended
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Who?FatherTed wrote:
Shot down!Funky_Finny wrote:
Sarcasm?The Sheriff wrote:
How can calling someone a fag come with "no offence".
Funky i think you're a right fag,
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Offence intended
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