Oh lawd, batches in autostart!

2007-12-14 01:53:01

#1

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6678|Winland

Today at school, I decided to mess around a bit, since the autostart folder is the same for all logins, you can have some fun with it.

So, I write a quick "START F:\AUTOSTART\HEHEHE.bat" file, name it HEHEHE.bat and put it there. For those who doesn't know, that file opens up itself over and over and over again. And since the computers at school are in the acceptable range for speed, it opens up A LOT of them. Windows 2000's inability to batch many window's bars to one on the "start-bar" (Sorry, can't think of the word), many people got to close many batches.

After 200 of them, the server denies access to it.

Oh my god, I laughed SO HARD when everyone got 200 HEHEHE.bat as soon as they logged on!

Gotta love novell Networks!

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2007-12-14 02:03:47

#2

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6710|NSW, Australia

haha rofl!

ive done shit when i was at school too (we had shit network admins)

using the net send thing to every computer in the school is fun

and once i put power on and bios passwords on about 15 pcs... after about 3 weeks they threw them out and got new ones lol!!!

2007-12-14 02:20:44

#3

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7102|London, England

I bet you get all the chicks over there in Å-Team-island.

2007-12-14 02:41:16

#4

TheEternalPessimist: Wibble; +412|7101|Mhz

Nappy wrote:
haha rofl!

ive done shit when i was at school too (we had shit network admins)

using the net send thing to every computer in the school is fun

and once i put power on and bios passwords on about 15 pcs... after about 3 weeks they threw them out and got new ones lol!!!

They really must be shit network admins, any retard knows how to reset a BIOS and get rid of the password

2007-12-14 03:58:44

#5

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6919|King Of The Islands

The Novell task scheduler was a real pain in the arse, you could get it to load a program every second. So of course, you tell it to load Fireworks (the bloatest program we had at the time). Yes, you could tell it to start multiple programs, but those 98 machines crashed enough times already and took 45 minutes to boot.

The Novell messenger system was also good for a laugh when you convinced people to send "your mate" a message with harsh profanity.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2007-12-14 04:01:02

#6

Raphi: Banned; +354|6739|Basel, Switzerland

Go into console, type in: autosent netsend (put here the names you want) 200 (message here)

Works excelent.

2007-12-14 04:06:22

#7

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7048|NYC / Hamburg

you people are too nice. When I was at school I used the network admin password to redirect all sites to goatse.cx

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2007-12-14 04:08:51

#8

Raphi: Banned; +354|6739|Basel, Switzerland

max wrote:
you people are too nice. When I was at school I used the network admin password to redirect all sites to goatse.cx

Tutorialkthx

2007-12-14 04:12:51

#9

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6919|King Of The Islands

max wrote:
you people are too nice. When I was at school I used the network admin password to redirect all sites to goatse.cx

Not all of us could get the IT admin's password

We did manage to get the East Library's login. I'd tell you it, but its a 'secret'

I really don't know how they didn't catch on. "Hmm, it seems the East Library has logged in 18 times in West 34... But I have all these offensive Novell messages to respond to."

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2007-12-14 04:23:17

#10

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7048|NYC / Hamburg

Ersguterjunge wrote:
max wrote:
you people are too nice. When I was at school I used the network admin password to redirect all sites to goatse.cx
Tutorialkthx

go to german teacher (our admin), talk to him, pretend to trip and fall on "win + L". Go OMG OMG OMG, I broke your PC, he logs in, you look at keyboard, you have the password to everything.

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2007-12-14 04:50:36

#11

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6678|Winland

max wrote:
Ersguterjunge wrote:
max wrote:
you people are too nice. When I was at school I used the network admin password to redirect all sites to goatse.cx
Tutorialkthx
go to german teacher (our admin), talk to him, pretend to trip and fall on "win + L". Go OMG OMG OMG, I broke your PC, he logs in, you look at keyboard, you have the password to everything.

lawlpwnt.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2007-12-14 06:00:05

#12

mikkel: Member; +383|7082

Man you guys are hardcore rebels

2007-12-14 06:02:52

#13

elite.mafia: Banned; +122|6934|USA

You are such a loser...

2007-12-14 06:04:03

#14

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6613|Scotland!

At least be original and make the cd-tray open and close over and over, or the capslock key spam nonstop

2007-12-14 06:10:21

#15

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7102|London, England

Freezer, do you have any friends at school.

2007-12-14 06:14:26

#16

']['error: Banned; +630|7125|The Netherlands

I'm Jamesey wrote:
At least be original and make the cd-tray open and close over and over, or the capslock key spam nonstop

turtorial?

2007-12-14 06:15:47

#17

Raphi: Banned; +354|6739|Basel, Switzerland

Mekstizzle wrote:
Freezer, do you have any friends at school.

This wasn't even a question, lol.

2007-12-14 07:43:05

#18

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6678|Winland

Ersguterjunge wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
Freezer, do you have any friends at school.
This wasn't even a question, lol.

AMOF, I do.

@Jamesey: What CD-ROM drives? Those that they removed before they put the computers there? The second one is undoable in a batch, and is rather hard to do at all. I don't wanna spend two hours making a program that'll be removed in 20 minutes.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2007-12-14 07:54:35

#19

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7059|Columbus, OH

Rooobot Houze!!!!!!!!!!!

https://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j296/loubot/robothouse.jpg

Last edited by loubot (2007-12-14 08:06:38)

2007-12-14 07:55:22

#20

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6613|Scotland!

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Ersguterjunge wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
Freezer, do you have any friends at school.
This wasn't even a question, lol.
AMOF, I do.

@Jamesey: What CD-ROM drives? Those that they removed before they put the computers there? The second one is undoable in a batch, and is rather hard to do at all. I don't wanna spend two hours making a program that'll be removed in 20 minutes.

Sorry for not knowing your school has shitty computers.

It's pretty easy to make a .bat file spam capslock nonstop

2007-12-14 07:58:24

#21

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7136|Brisbane, Australia

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Ersguterjunge wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
Freezer, do you have any friends at school.
This wasn't even a question, lol.
AMOF, I do.

@Jamesey: What CD-ROM drives? Those that they removed before they put the computers there? The second one is undoable in a batch, and is rather hard to do at all. I don't wanna spend two hours making a program that'll be removed in 20 minutes.

Sometimes the road to a destination can be more rewarding and fun than the destination itself.

2007-12-14 08:45:36

#22

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

In my school, we have 1337 technicians, with dual core processors and Vista in our computers, so no haxing for me.

EDIT: They still use the Windows 2000 skin though

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2007-12-14 08:46:06)

2007-12-14 08:52:08

#23

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7042|Southampton, UK

Funky_Finny wrote:
In my school, we have 1337 technicians, with dual core processors and Vista in our computers, so no haxing for me.

EDIT: They still use the Windows 2000 skin though

XP for us, but they have individual monitoring 24/7.
No proxies, NONE.
No CMD prompt.
No Cntrl Alt Del.

Very hard to hack, i've tried.

2007-12-14 08:54:34

#24

SamTheMan :D: Banned; +106|6480|UK

naightknifar wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:
In my school, we have 1337 technicians, with dual core processors and Vista in our computers, so no haxing for me.

EDIT: They still use the Windows 2000 skin though
XP for us, but they have individual monitoring 24/7.
No proxies, NONE.
No CMD prompt.
No Cntrl Alt Del.

Very hard to hack, i've tried.

QFT

So instead we pull the elastic bit out of cd drives, and swap letters around on keyboards to make them say naughty words!
kekeke

2007-12-14 08:55:31

#25

jord: Member; +2,382|7159|The North, beyond the wall.

I just jammed a 5p coin next to the Enter key so it opens everything you lick on and people are like wtf.

Manual annoying>Computer annoying.

BF2S Forums Oh lawd, batches in autostart!

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