I was so drunk and high one night with my friend when we got out of the house to get some munchies (under prepared lol.) We knew it wasn't safe to drive so we walked there. On the way back from the 7-11 we saw a gnome run across the road, still off our faces we chased it, grabbed it and ran it back to our house. We soon passed out, but when we woke up, we noticed that it was indeed not a gnome, but a fucking kid. Someones fucking kid. There were abduction notices and all kinds of shit out, man... that was a weird day.
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Throwing up on my own face and sleeping on the very vomit that I spat out. Good times.
There isn't a font big enough to type a big enough lol.Sarrk wrote:
I was so drunk and high one night with my friend when we got out of the house to get some munchies (under prepared lol.) We knew it wasn't safe to drive so we walked there. On the way back from the 7-11 we saw a gnome run across the road, still off our faces we chased it, grabbed it and ran it back to our house. We soon passed out, but when we woke up, we noticed that it was indeed not a gnome, but a fucking kid. Someones fucking kid. There were abduction notices and all kinds of shit out, man... that was a weird day.
At least you didn't get done for abducting him or being a kiddy fidler.Sarrk wrote:
I was so drunk and high one night with my friend when we got out of the house to get some munchies (under prepared lol.) We knew it wasn't safe to drive so we walked there. On the way back from the 7-11 we saw a gnome run across the road, still off our faces we chased it, grabbed it and ran it back to our house. We soon passed out, but when we woke up, we noticed that it was indeed not a gnome, but a fucking kid. Someones fucking kid. There were abduction notices and all kinds of shit out, man... that was a weird day.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
I was with a group of 8 other guys taking mushrooms back in the very early 80s, like 82, and one of us had a bad allergic reaction. He was having trouble breathing and finally passed out. We were all tripping our asses off and couldn't really speak, much less act, so we didn't REALLY know what to do. I was completely stoned off my ass. Seeing shit and so forth.
After some lengthy debate we decided to take a vote on whether or not to take him to the hospital. One group thought that we'd get busted if we did and that we should let nature run its course, and the other group thought he'd die if we didn't take him up there, punishment be damned.
We actually took a vote.
The vote was split right down the middle, 4 to 4. I had the brilliant idea that Brian would vote to take himself to the hospital, thus making it 5 to 4, and that we should proxy vote "yes" for him.
They bought my argument. Meanwhile Brian is turning purple to the best of my recollection.
So, then we voted (like 6 to 2 even without Brian, no brainer) to steal Brian's Mom's car (his mom and dad were out of town) and I drove (without a license) to the hospital (where my Dad was a 3rd year doctor at the time) and we opened the passenger door under the Emergency Room overhang, literally pushed him out of the car on his passed-out face, onto the driveway there in front of the glass doors, screamed "this guy is freaking out" and hauled ass with the lights off as if that would make us invisible.
He lived. We never got caught.
Amazing the stupid shit we did when we were kids... I can't believe the majority of us aren't dead or in prison.
After some lengthy debate we decided to take a vote on whether or not to take him to the hospital. One group thought that we'd get busted if we did and that we should let nature run its course, and the other group thought he'd die if we didn't take him up there, punishment be damned.
We actually took a vote.
The vote was split right down the middle, 4 to 4. I had the brilliant idea that Brian would vote to take himself to the hospital, thus making it 5 to 4, and that we should proxy vote "yes" for him.
They bought my argument. Meanwhile Brian is turning purple to the best of my recollection.
So, then we voted (like 6 to 2 even without Brian, no brainer) to steal Brian's Mom's car (his mom and dad were out of town) and I drove (without a license) to the hospital (where my Dad was a 3rd year doctor at the time) and we opened the passenger door under the Emergency Room overhang, literally pushed him out of the car on his passed-out face, onto the driveway there in front of the glass doors, screamed "this guy is freaking out" and hauled ass with the lights off as if that would make us invisible.
He lived. We never got caught.
Amazing the stupid shit we did when we were kids... I can't believe the majority of us aren't dead or in prison.
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