I'd keep the night PG rated. The next day, go to the clinic to get checked out.
Just wash it fully.
Frankly, you should keep squeaky clean anyway, as you never know when a girl might offer. Much like your mother says to wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus.
Frankly, you should keep squeaky clean anyway, as you never know when a girl might offer. Much like your mother says to wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus.
lolTurquoise wrote:
I'd keep the night PG rated. The next day, go to the clinic to get checked out.
15 more years! 15 more years!
It should take quite a few hours for the family jewels to start to smell. IF they stink after a shower, you must have a rash of some kind. Jock Itch maybe. If that's not the case, it just really shouldn't stink. As said wash down extensively (it's your dick and balls for god's sake, you should always keep them clean!)
Make sure your ass crack and taint is clean too. Just as important. You don't want to have your ham flying up and down and wafting the smell of dog shit from it. Speaking of which, the day of or day before, don't eat or drink anything that will make your bowels summon the smells of hell.
Another thing is to trim the forest, less hair=less insulation=less heat=less sweat. If you must, use a pinch of gold bond in the cracks between sack and thigh, a Pinch mind you. kills bacteria, and keeps it a tad drier.
I'm no expert on beautifying balls, but I have a paranoia when it comes to keeping clean.
Make sure your ass crack and taint is clean too. Just as important. You don't want to have your ham flying up and down and wafting the smell of dog shit from it. Speaking of which, the day of or day before, don't eat or drink anything that will make your bowels summon the smells of hell.
Another thing is to trim the forest, less hair=less insulation=less heat=less sweat. If you must, use a pinch of gold bond in the cracks between sack and thigh, a Pinch mind you. kills bacteria, and keeps it a tad drier.
I'm no expert on beautifying balls, but I have a paranoia when it comes to keeping clean.
Clean the area well, trim the hair (and shave your balls if you really want to be clean and you want the girl to suck on them), and throw some baby powder or gold bond down there.
Don't put cologne or axe down there, it might leave a bad taste in the girls mouth if she does actually suck you off.
Don't put cologne or axe down there, it might leave a bad taste in the girls mouth if she does actually suck you off.
Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2007-12-15 20:50:48)
Right you, the hair is there to hold the funk. It's nature.RoosterCantrell wrote:
It should take quite a few hours for the family jewels to start to smell. IF they stink after a shower, you must have a rash of some kind. Jock Itch maybe. If that's not the case, it just really shouldn't stink. As said wash down extensively (it's your dick and balls for god's sake, you should always keep them clean!)
Make sure your ass crack and taint is clean too. Just as important. You don't want to have your ham flying up and down and wafting the smell of dog shit from it. Speaking of which, the day of or day before, don't eat or drink anything that will make your bowels summon the smells of hell.
Another thing is to trim the forest, less hair=less insulation=less heat=less sweat. If you must, use a pinch of gold bond in the cracks between sack and thigh, a Pinch mind you. kills bacteria, and keeps it a tad drier.
I'm no expert on beautifying balls, but I have a paranoia when it comes to keeping clean.
Yeah, but keep the powdering to a minimum, I'm sure a girl will be a little nervous if your balls look like they spend the night hours as a mime.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Clean the area well, trim the hair (and shave your balls if you really want to be clean and you want the girl to suck on them), and throw some baby powder or gold bond down there.
Don't put cologne or axe down there, it might leave a bad taste in the girls mouth if she does actually suck you off.
True. It's just much breezier and cool (temperature wise) when you let cut back a bit. It can be itchy, but it feels less like swamp air like that.ATG wrote:
Right you, the hair is there to hold the funk. It's nature.
Course, I don't have incredibly pendulous balls, and shaved balls that swing like a grandfather clock might suck, the sahved smooth skin may stick to the thigh, causing even more sweat. Plus, you might get caught peeling your nuts from your leg, which is easily misinterpreted as " Jesus this VD itches". Causing all sorts of unwanted awkwardness.
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Im about to die from laughter, LOL @ this!
I would shave and wear baggy pants to make sure nothing down "there" gets too sticky.
I would shave and wear baggy pants to make sure nothing down "there" gets too sticky.
Last edited by Masterstyle (2007-12-15 21:18:35)
Hahaha nothing like laughing and learning at the same time roflMasterstyle wrote:
Im about to die from laughter, LOL @ this!
I would shave and wear baggy pants to make sure nothing down "there" gets too sticky.
15 more years! 15 more years!
dip it first then blame it on her
its also very obvious, but along with washing well, you might wanna wear clean clothes.
Turn the lights off. Get your best mate to take it from there. He probably owes you one anyway.
...TheAussieReaper wrote:
Turn the lights off. Get your best mate to take it from there. He probably owes you one anyway.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Axe + Pee hole = painSuperior Mind wrote:
Mitch. Shut up. Spray your dick with some Axe if your so worried.
one would assume
Pain is worth it.CommieChipmunk wrote:
Axe + Pee hole = painSuperior Mind wrote:
Mitch. Shut up. Spray your dick with some Axe if your so worried.
one would assume
ok, take a beard trimmer and trim all your hair down there, DONT SHAVE JUST TRIM. Use a fragrant soap in the shower, be sure to clean all around, then when your done apply some deoderant under your sack and to the space where your legs meet your pelvic area, you know where i mean, its like an armpit... BTW if your un circumsized be sure to clean under your gross ass foreskin too, you should be good to go here. Dont where to tight of pants/ underwear either to elimnate the risk of excess sweat... Good luck.. Will this be your first Blowjob or something.. Ha your gonna cum in five seconds.
Tell the truth Mitch; you'd have penis envy at the Convention for Women with meat curtains.
Kindly referred to as the "gooch"<SS>SonderKommando wrote:
space where your legs meet your pelvic area, you know where i mean, its like an armpit... .
Notice my user title. I'm here for you Mitch.
Blowup dolls don't have a sense of smell, Mitch. You don't have to worry.
Last edited by Poseidon (2007-12-15 23:09:08)
Actually you'll find your answer in a video titled "BME Pain Olympics"
CommieChipmunk wrote:
Actually you'll find your answer in a video titled "BME Pain Olympics"
This is the most retarded thread I've ever seen.
this is one of the funniest fucking threads ive seen in awhile. Usually its gtfo, your a fag, homo. Stuff like that. But not, mitch is getting top notch grade A advice on the care of his jewels. Lol...
1. lift your balls before you fart or they will smell like shit
2. when you drop your pants, give it about 45 seconds for it to air out
3. just before you know your going to be alone, spray some perfume or cented lotion all over your junk
4. wash yourself after everytime you pee or your gonna smell like piss when you drop your pants and she will never do it again
5. remember, if you stink or taste like shit, she's not going to tell you
2. when you drop your pants, give it about 45 seconds for it to air out
3. just before you know your going to be alone, spray some perfume or cented lotion all over your junk
4. wash yourself after everytime you pee or your gonna smell like piss when you drop your pants and she will never do it again
5. remember, if you stink or taste like shit, she's not going to tell you