Last edited by usmarine2005 (2007-12-15 23:31:13)
If you got done eating a Sloppy Joe would you just use a Napkin to wipe off your hands or would you wash them with soap and water? lolusmarine2005 wrote:
This actually clears something up for me. When I was in the Suck, there was the Cuban dude in my platoon who had to take a shower after he took a dump. I could never understand why. I guess maybe he thought at any given moment he could get lucky with some chick.
Oh, yeah, scissors are so much better for the nutsack.ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
Hurricane, use scissors. Razors only for shaving. Though I recommend an electric shaver.
for the lulz.
A lulz story 4 u guysShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
Hurricane, use scissors. Razors only for shaving. Though I recommend an electric shaver.
for the lulz.
Only if the bolded word was in the statement.Magpie wrote:
A lulz story 4 u guys
I used my trimmer to trim my arse hair and pubic hair ,then I shaved my friends asshair with the same trimmer..........Am i going to go to lulz hell for this?
Electric shaver?Hurricane wrote:
Am I the only one scared of putting a razor near his wang (the Pubic Forest) or, worse, his nutsack?
Something about the organs that enable me to pleasure myself and enable me to reproduce mixed with sharp objects doesn't fly with me.
Last edited by FloppY_ (2007-12-16 06:29:31)
Lol no maybe some ass hair from me thoughTheAussieReaper wrote:
Only if the bolded word was in the statement.Magpie wrote:
A lulz story 4 u guys
I used my trimmer to trim my arse hair and pubic hair ,then I shaved my friends asshair with the same trimmer..........Am i going to go to lulz hell for this?
If you do it in the shower, the skin on your balls is the perfect toughness to stop the razor from nicking it. Scissors can get most of the hair, but if you want a girl to agree to put your balls in her mouth, you will probably have to shave it off. I've never used an electric razor on my balls, but I would imagine it would make them a little raw due to the repeated motion you would need.Hurricane wrote:
Oh, yeah, scissors are so much better for the nutsack.ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
Hurricane, use scissors. Razors only for shaving. Though I recommend an electric shaver.
for the lulz.
Just imagine it. I am there trimming my crops, when I accidentally slip and slice open my nuts. It'd be damn awkward to go up to my mom clutching my nuts and telling her I need an ambulance NOW.
Hell it'd be enough for me to ask BF2s for medical advice.
Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2007-12-16 16:09:16)
What are you like an expert in male genitalia? like the opposite of a gynecologist.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
If you do it in the shower, your the skin on your balls is the perfect toughness to stop the razor from nicking it. Scissors can get most of the hair, but if you want a girl to agree to put your balls in her mouth, you will probably have to shave it off. I've never used an electric razor on my balls, but I would imagine it would make them a little raw due to the repeated motion you would need.Hurricane wrote:
Oh, yeah, scissors are so much better for the nutsack.ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
Hurricane, use scissors. Razors only for shaving. Though I recommend an electric shaver.
for the lulz.
Just imagine it. I am there trimming my crops, when I accidentally slip and slice open my nuts. It'd be damn awkward to go up to my mom clutching my nuts and telling her I need an ambulance NOW.
Hell it'd be enough for me to ask BF2s for medical advice.
I am speaking from experience - I shave my balls constantly and have never cut them (or even nicked them). Girls will stick shaved balls in their mouth.
Also, despite what some people in this thread have said, do not put cologne or deodorant down there. If you plan on having a girl suck your wang, you think she wants to taste deodorant or cologne down there? The best bet would be a dab of baby powder or gold bond, just to keep the sweating down to a minimum.
Real world experience. It seems like some of the people offering suggestions don't have it. I just want Mitch (and my fellow bf2s'ers) to receive the best advice they can.Masterstyle wrote:
What are you like an expert in male genitalia? like the opposite of a gynecologist.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
If you do it in the shower, your the skin on your balls is the perfect toughness to stop the razor from nicking it. Scissors can get most of the hair, but if you want a girl to agree to put your balls in her mouth, you will probably have to shave it off. I've never used an electric razor on my balls, but I would imagine it would make them a little raw due to the repeated motion you would need.Hurricane wrote:
Oh, yeah, scissors are so much better for the nutsack.
Just imagine it. I am there trimming my crops, when I accidentally slip and slice open my nuts. It'd be damn awkward to go up to my mom clutching my nuts and telling her I need an ambulance NOW.
Hell it'd be enough for me to ask BF2s for medical advice.
I am speaking from experience - I shave my balls constantly and have never cut them (or even nicked them). Girls will stick shaved balls in their mouth.
Also, despite what some people in this thread have said, do not put cologne or deodorant down there. If you plan on having a girl suck your wang, you think she wants to taste deodorant or cologne down there? The best bet would be a dab of baby powder or gold bond, just to keep the sweating down to a minimum.
You weren't supose to say anything lolKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Also, despite what some people in this thread have said, do not put cologne or deodorant down there. If you plan on having a girl suck your wang, you think she wants to taste deodorant or cologne down there?
who ordered the roast beef?ATG wrote:
Tell the truth Mitch; you'd have penis envy at the Convention for Women with meat curtains.
