No matter how much you wipe there's still remnants. I hate it! You wipe once and nearly get your hand covered by the stuff. And despite how brown the toilet paper looks, there's still a day's worth of wiping there.
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Actually wet ones wipe up nicely. It's the hard sticky ones that take a minute or two to poop but 20 to wipe. Gotta love wet wipes!
Oh no, I love it *sarcasm* Honestly, is there really a need for a thread on this subject? I can honestly say that 95% of the people here are gonna say they hate it.
edit: *See above post for part of the 5% who like it*
edit: *See above post for part of the 5% who like it*
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Freak... the hard sticky ones are hard to wipe in that they produce lots of friction between the skin and paper, but they usually are good to go after a few wipes.cablecopulate wrote:
Actually wet ones wipe up nicely. It's the hard sticky ones that take a minute or two to poop but 20 to wipe. Gotta love wet wipes!
Any day I have diarrhea, I usually use extra detergent and washing time in the washing machine.
edit: Canin, cable just pwned you
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Freedom of speech?Canin wrote:
Oh no, I love it *sarcasm* Honestly, is there really a need for a thread on this subject? I can honestly say that 95% of the people here are gonna say they hate it.
Water + Paper = Much better
Ewwww... you talk about it as if its not disgusting...Hurricane wrote:
No matter how much you wipe there's still remnants. I hate it! You wipe once and nearly get your hand covered by the stuff. And despite how brown the toilet paper looks, there's still a day's worth of wiping there.
*pukes*
Nah, I left 5% of the users open just for him.Hurricane wrote:
Freak... the hard sticky ones are hard to wipe in that they produce lots of friction between the skin and paper, but they usually are good to go after a few wipes.cablecopulate wrote:
Actually wet ones wipe up nicely. It's the hard sticky ones that take a minute or two to poop but 20 to wipe. Gotta love wet wipes!
Any day I have diarrhea, I usually use extra detergent and washing time in the washing machine.
edit: Canin, cable just pwned you
explosive or just pouring?
Hurricane, I think you are confusing hard and sticky poop with just solid poop. Normal solid ones are fine to wipe, but when it is sticky, it's a doozy.
Wait a second, you need to wash your pants and underoos extra after you have the poops? I think you need to ask your mom for a couple more lessons on ass wiping. Things should be good to go after you're done.
Wait a second, you need to wash your pants and underoos extra after you have the poops? I think you need to ask your mom for a couple more lessons on ass wiping. Things should be good to go after you're done.
But then you have to duck-walk all the way to the sink... and what about when you're in a public bathroom.PhaxeNor wrote:
Freedom of speech?Canin wrote:
Oh no, I love it *sarcasm* Honestly, is there really a need for a thread on this subject? I can honestly say that 95% of the people here are gonna say they hate it.
Water + Paper = Much better
One time I had a bad case of it at a movie theatre. Practically everyone was in line for the bathroom. I get in and it's like Old Faithful. I wipe up for god knows how long, and when I flush there's still streaks on the toilet bowl. I go wash my hands, and the kid that goes in after me sees the aftermath of my WMD so to speak and I see the lulz-iest expression on his face.
edit: No cable It's a personal obsession I have. They look fine when I throw them in; but who knows what bacteria can be on it
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I threw up over the loo this morning not nice..........Back on subject those shits are the worst or the really hard ones that tear through your arse on the way out...use mild soapy water.....then rinse of with water (on the loo paper not ur hand)
lol i hate that too. The shit goes everywhere, and yes it's almost impossible to get all of it. Just keep wiping i guess
Thanks for the jinx. Now I must go take my morning poop. If it's a bitch to wipe it is all your fault.
Let's hope it's a good cable, cable.
Nice pun, you nunJenspm wrote:
Let's hope it's a good cable, cable.
Sector clear.
I'll be darned, I just took a shit too! Normal kind, no fuss.cablecopulate wrote:
Sector clear.
The "lincoln logs" as they call them are also annoying. They're a thing to admire; their large size, the elongated, somewhat phallic shape... but they often take a few spins to break up and go down the toilet.
I like the poops that when you wipe there's nothing there. I still give it a few obligatory wipes, but you're in and out in no time.
Might i suggest you invest in some baby wipes. The things are huge and will do the job no matter how sticky or runny your particular shits may be.
I have them in my toilet and they work wonders for those tough turds (alliteration FTW). As a bonus they don't tear easily (or at least i've never had one tear on me).
Rod
I have them in my toilet and they work wonders for those tough turds (alliteration FTW). As a bonus they don't tear easily (or at least i've never had one tear on me).
Rod
omg, poopbuddies!!Hurricane wrote:
I'll be darned, I just took a shit too! Normal kind, no fuss.cablecopulate wrote:
Sector clear.
This was really unnecessary >.<
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This sums everything up:
Amirite?
Amirite?
diarrhea usually wipes the easiest. it's the fat boys that take like 20 wipes
What do you think?
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