Hey does anyone know why they have marines on navy ships?
So the sailors will have someone to dance with. Ha!
So the sailors will have someone to dance with. Ha!

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Too much money and effort.Cougar wrote:
Real time satalites perhaps? UAV's? Combat Controllers? Navy Seals? Seabees? Ohh snap.stryyker wrote:
Wow...c14u53w172 wrote:
only the scum of mankind joins the marines. the usmc is looking for the socially disadvantaged, the uneducated, for trailer park boys, for the american underclass. so, what can you expect?!
Seriously?I've seen my share of retarted USAF gents, thats for truth.Cougar wrote:
U.S.A.F. is were the smart ones go. Navy sometimes too. Who needs ground ponders when you have the Navy and AF?
And how good is the Air Force and Navy, without people on the ground to paint targets? Oh snap.
He's Air Force, he don't know any betterKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I thought the Seabees were mainly construction batallions...CBs. Seabees.
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LOL at the minimum wage comment. A book of jokes could be written over that.stryyker wrote:
Too much money and effort.Cougar wrote:
Real time satalites perhaps? UAV's? Combat Controllers? Navy Seals? Seabees? Ohh snap.stryyker wrote:
Wow...c14u53w172 wrote:
only the scum of mankind joins the marines. the usmc is looking for the socially disadvantaged, the uneducated, for trailer park boys, for the american underclass. so, what can you expect?!
Seriously?
I've seen my share of retarted USAF gents, thats for truth.
And how good is the Air Force and Navy, without people on the ground to paint targets? Oh snap.
Pay $3m to send a fleet of UAV's in, or pay Marines near minimum wage to do the dirty work?
War is a business, and the US is very good at it.
That's how I did it.rdx-fx wrote:
dive into a bottle after he gets home.
I was a drunk before Afghan anyway...rdx-fx wrote:
I was talking about the kids who come home from deployment with a head full of scramblefuck from trying to make sense of what they saw/did. (or, they watched too many Viet Nam movies, and decided to play along with the Drunk Veteran stereotype)usmarine2005 wrote:
That's how I did it.rdx-fx wrote:
dive into a bottle after he gets home.
Ever hear what a crew of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children do at a blanket party? You're invited, Chief. I know it's going to be a huge turn out, so no excuses, you cant make it.c14u53w172 wrote:
only the scum of mankind joins the marines. the USMC is looking for the socially disadvantaged, the uneducated, for trailer park boys, for the American underclass. so, what can you expect?!
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There are stupid people everywhere. Keeping them stupid makes them easier to manipulate.SplinterStrike wrote:
Right, so this happened at one of our clan game nights. We were on TS playing COD4 when I encountered one of my clanmates on the field. He ran his mag dry trying to kill me, then I rushed out of my cover and stabbed him. This is where it started:
Him: "Fuck these godamn 30 round magazines!"
Me: "Just lodge a complaint with the US military"
Him: "That some kinda crackpot joke against me Splinter?"
Me: "What?"
Him: "You heard me, you pull any funny shit about the Marines and your no better than those fucking Turban heads in Iraq"
Me: "Turban Heads? They're people too..."
Him: "So you saying you like guys blowing themselves to shit for a bunch of dirt houses?"
Me: "Dude...they arent from the fucking stone age"
Him: "It's where they'll be when I go back to shoot more of the fuckers. And if it wasn't those assholes keeping us in business, it'd be someone else"
Me: *stabs him in-game again*
Him: *leaves*
The things I'm trying to bring up here are why are we dehumanizing the "enemy" so badly? Ok, maybe it's to make soldiers feel less bad about having shot up someone's dad after he drew a weapon to defend his family from intruders. Hey, presto, he was a terrorist cause he had a gun in his house in a WARZONE.
How can someone be so cold that they look forward to shooting another human? I realize it might be a facade, but his tone of voice made it sound VERY different than that.
Are people so daft that they think I live in an igloo, Englishmen are all tailcoat-wearing, tea drinking snobs, Asians are all rice cultivating, sword waving ninja dudes, Arabians blow themselves up for fun and Americans are retards? Yes, I'm generalising badly, but the prejudice about people is omnipresent.
Where would the marines be if his statement is taken to be true? Korea? China? Iran? Heck, when have the marines been in inaction? There's always a monstrous, faceless foe out there for em. Be it Nazis or Commies or others, there's someone for the US to point the problem of the worlds to.
No uc14u53w172 wrote:
only the scum of mankind joins the marines. the usmc is looking for the socially disadvantaged, the uneducated, for trailer park boys, for the american underclass. so, what can you expect?!
don't mind. not everyone can grow up to be a nuclear physicist.usmarine2005 wrote:
hmmm....lolc14u53w172 wrote:
only the scum of mankind joins the marines. the usmc is looking for the socially disadvantaged, the uneducated, for trailer park boys, for the american underclass. so, what can you expect?!
rofl
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yeah, and after the hitler youth, he joined the fallschirmjägerFallschirmjager10 wrote:
I hear his granddad was Hitler Youth.
i opened pandora's box. go me!krazed wrote:
besides, you cant reason with someone who's that fucking stupidusmarine2005 wrote:
not going to respond to him with anything other than insultsm3thod wrote:
dissprove it rather than tossing insults right back marineo.
Quit yapping and post some statistics to support your assertions about the intelligence and economic status of American military recruits. Or are you just trolling?c14u53w172 wrote:
i opened pandora's box. go me!krazed wrote:
besides, you cant reason with someone who's that fucking stupidusmarine2005 wrote:
not going to respond to him with anything other than insults
to be more precise, i mean first and foremost the nco's and the lower ranks.
and btw, i'm 27 and studying at university. that means i love especially you high school retards!
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mexicansGunSlinger OIF II wrote:
stupid thread.
hiss.Mek-Izzle wrote:
mexicansGunSlinger OIF II wrote:
stupid thread.
Prior enlisted ALWAYS make the better officers. It should be a new rule for becoming officer as far as I'm concerned.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
hiss.Mek-Izzle wrote:
mexicansGunSlinger OIF II wrote:
stupid thread.
to whatever dumbshit who thinks the military is full of minorities and poor folk:
It always cracks me up that you got the stupidest piece of shit speaking out of his bourgeois ass talking down about members of the military. Most the people I deployed with in the infantry were white, but that didnt matter, we're all the same in boots. The best company commander I ever had was prior enlisted E-7. My LT in Iraq was prior enlisted E-5.
What does the E-5 and E-7 mean? Always wondered that.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
hiss.Mek-Izzle wrote:
mexicansGunSlinger OIF II wrote:
stupid thread.
to whatever dumbshit who thinks the military is full of minorities and poor folk:
It always cracks me up that you got the stupidest piece of shit speaking out of his bourgeois ass talking down about members of the military. Most the people I deployed with in the infantry were white, but that didnt matter, we're all the same in boots. The best company commander I ever had was prior enlisted E-7. My LT in Iraq was prior enlisted E-5.
which shows,that he is right! if you are a marine,lol.usmarine2005 wrote:
not going to respond to him with anything other than insultsm3thod wrote:
dissprove it rather than tossing insults right back marineo.
enlisted ranks. E-5 in the army is Sergeant. E-7 in the army is Sergeant First Class. Rank names are different in the other services but regardless, an E-7 in the Marines will have the same authority as an E-7 in the Army. Im an E-5.M.O.A.B wrote:
What does the E-5 and E-7 mean? Always wondered that.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
hiss.Mek-Izzle wrote:
mexicans
to whatever dumbshit who thinks the military is full of minorities and poor folk:
It always cracks me up that you got the stupidest piece of shit speaking out of his bourgeois ass talking down about members of the military. Most the people I deployed with in the infantry were white, but that didnt matter, we're all the same in boots. The best company commander I ever had was prior enlisted E-7. My LT in Iraq was prior enlisted E-5.
Not everyone wants to be...c14u53w172 wrote:
don't mind. not everyone can grow up to be a nuclear physicist.usmarine2005 wrote:
hmmm....lolc14u53w172 wrote:
only the scum of mankind joins the marines. the usmc is looking for the socially disadvantaged, the uneducated, for trailer park boys, for the american underclass. so, what can you expect?!
rofl
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ass