oh meh gesh...deeznutz1245 wrote:
Sleep with her and give her anal. Also, make sure you cum fast. Its a win win. If she doesnt like it she will leave you, problem solved. If she does like it than you do it a few more times and then one day bring over a German Shepard, a rope and a video camera. Bitch will be gone real fast. If she sticks around for that you have to think fast and get rid of the dog.
buuuurrrnnnnchittydog wrote:
Pull down your pants. She'll be let down.
Sleep with her friend that always works (if you are looking to get some) but on a more serious note find out what she likes and dislikes and proceed from there on.aLeX wrote:
Kill her dog, then the news wont seem so bad.
Alternatively, say it's her not you..
Fake your death and move away
Oh no...none of us want...at least i did now wanted to hear that...Awww crapMek-Izzle wrote:
Nobody...lavadisk wrote:
Dont say you just want to be only friends"
Nobody wants to have that thrown at them.
Win.Spearhead wrote:
Fake your death and move away
yeah,that's pretty much the most obvious,cliche breakup line in the book.chances are if you use a cop-out like this she'll be pissed.Roger Lesboules wrote:
Oh no...none of us want...at least i did now wanted to hear that...Awww crapMek-Izzle wrote:
Nobody...lavadisk wrote:
Dont say you just want to be only friends"
Nobody wants to have that thrown at them.
I had the same problem once, and i sent a sms to friend asking "how the hell am i gonna tell this bitch i'm not interested?"liquidat0r wrote:
Show her this post
That'll show here exactly how you feel!
Then he went and showed her the sms without asking me. It was brilliant
and we know what she'll do if that happens... *slap slap slap* everytime you see heraj0404 wrote:
yeah,that's pretty much the most obvious,cliche breakup line in the book.chances are if you use a cop-out like this she'll be pissed.Roger Lesboules wrote:
Oh no...none of us want...at least i did now wanted to hear that...Awww crapMek-Izzle wrote:
Nobody...
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Fake a lot of overtime; you don't have time for a relationship.
Tell her you were molested as a child. ALOT. Then tell her that relationships take you back to the molestation years and you really can't handle that.
Did your friend nail her?Fredrik wrote:
I had the same problem once, and i sent a sms to friend asking "how the hell am i gonna tell this bitch i'm not interested?"liquidat0r wrote:
Show her this post
That'll show here exactly how you feel!
Then he went and showed her the sms without asking me. It was brilliant
Just tell her the truth. It may hurt, but that's life bud. It's better than lying to her and feeling like shit.
I know but the truth sucks lolKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Just tell her the truth. It may hurt, but that's life bud. It's better than lying to her and feeling like shit.
I think i will just keep putting her off untill she gets the idea
*Evil*
Act like a retard
Premature ejaculation.
Punch her in the ovary.
I second that MasterstyleMasterstyle wrote:
deeznutz1245 wrote:
Sleep with her and give her anal. Also, make sure you cum fast. Its a win win. If she doesnt like it she will leave you, problem solved. If she does like it than you do it a few more times and then one day bring over a German Shepard, a rope and a video camera. Bitch will be gone real fast. If she sticks around for that you have to think fast and get rid of the dog.
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Put a pin in her.
(very subtle pun that I'd wager no-one gets)
(very subtle pun that I'd wager no-one gets)
Go for the truth. Just say that you would hate to see her put her energy into something that you yourself can't put energy into...
Truth is good since there won't be any backlash that one can get from lies that become uncovered... Besides maybe someday you will want to hook up with her again and the bridge won't be burned.
Truth is good since there won't be any backlash that one can get from lies that become uncovered... Besides maybe someday you will want to hook up with her again and the bridge won't be burned.
The truth....
I was going to say that tooDrunkFace wrote:
The truth....
say what every freaking girl says,
"it's not you, it is me."
well at least start with that.
"it's not you, it is me."
well at least start with that.
"It's not me, it's you. And your mum gives better head. Sorry hope we can still be friends"
Well I would have prefered staying friends, even if it was only friends,..Mek-Izzle wrote:
Nobody...lavadisk wrote:
Dont say you just want to be only friends"
Nobody wants to have that thrown at them.
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