The thing I can remember the farthest back in my life was being fed porridge by my mother when I was like 2, I ate all of it then puked because I ate too much.
You?
You?
I vaguely remember the ambulance ride to the hospital after I was hit in the head with a shovel when I was 2.
the garage of the Hotel Stadt Hamburg on Sylt. They had fancy automatic doors. I was like 2 back them
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
finding the hole in the condom
Shoving a Flintstones vitamin so far up my nose it took 5 minutes to get out, I finally got it out while my mom was dialing the emergency room.
Yeah, I've always been this cool.
Yeah, I've always been this cool.
being the fastest
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The Dinosaurs at the Museum of Natural History in Manhattan when I was 1.5 years old. Oddly enough this memory is in third person.
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i remember having my photo taken with a big rubber hammer when i was about 18 months. i think i remember it because i had the photo since then and i would recollect when i was 2, 3, 4 and so on keeping the memory alive.
Tumbiling down into 20 or so glass fish tanks. Then blood. then passing out. Age 2
Lol my sister put a pea up her nose far enough they had to take her up to the hospital.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Shoving a Flintstones vitamin so far up my nose it took 5 minutes to get out, I finally got it out while my mom was dialing the emergency room.
Yeah, I've always been this cool.
I remember waking up one morning and thinking i was god...
fucking lolGunSlinger OIF II wrote:
finding the hole in the condom
so far I'm the only one with a pleasant first memory
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
i thought i was god, thats not pleasant?max wrote:
so far I'm the only one with a pleasant first memory
that would freak me outMiguel diaz wrote:
i thought i was god, thats not pleasant?max wrote:
so far I'm the only one with a pleasant first memory
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Summer 1990 when i was 1 and a half years old., Me and my dad in the shitty buick we had almost got run over by a red pickup after he ran the light.
riding in the car with my mom and grandma going to buy groceries or something. i was singing.
edit: oh, i think i was about 2 or 3 then
edit: oh, i think i was about 2 or 3 then
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stepping on a piece of glass when I was 4.
Getting pulled through a slimy tunnel by a scary man with a mask and white coat.
my "escape from troy" beats everyone
My first memory was cutting a piece of wood in the shed with my dad. Dunno how old I would've been back then.
Ahh good times
Ahh good times
i laugh at the third person view because that is how i remember my 1st memory --------- riding a bigwheel in front of my house and i was maybe 3? i'm 39 so that was a long time ago!DoctaStrangelove wrote:
The Dinosaurs at the Museum of Natural History in Manhattan when I was 1.5 years old. Oddly enough this memory is in third person.
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Falling down the stairs - 1.5-2, can't remember exactly. I was so shocked I didn't even cry
-konfusion
-konfusion
I remember going up an elevator, and being carried piggy-back by my dad on my way to school once.
Um I remember going down a slide at Hurricane Lagoon at some theme park in FL. Don't remember how old I was though, maybe 4?
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
I remember falling down the stairs in my mothers womb. I actually remember everything they said then...
Kinda crazy but true.
Kinda crazy but true.
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