DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7113|Finland

Playing in a small yellow plastic bathtub all nekked (age 2 or 3?) in the middle of the summer on our backyard, hopping out and stepping on a flower with a bee, which stung me in the bottom of my foot.

I hurt. I cwied.
I need around tree fiddy.
pers0nah
Waste Kid
+271|7063|MANCHESTERRR
Rambo'ing it out of my cot to go exploring when i was like 2
FloppY_
­
+1,010|6767|Denmark aka Automotive Hell
I don't remember
­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Simon
basically
+838|7139|UK
My brother climbing into my cot and busting me out, after that we promptly went pimping around town.
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7247|Cambridge (UK)
About 5minutes ago.

And I'm not joking.

My memory is shit.

Or most people are just lying about their earliest memories.

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (2007-12-19 05:52:48)

Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6944|Tyne & Wear, England
When I was at Nursery (Pre-School) there was this kids telephone box which we used to play with, like the red traditional British ones.  Anyhoo I put my head through one of the 'windows' and got it stuck

Fire Brigade came and everything.  Not surprised it's my first memory to be honest.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7108|UK
I seem to have forgotten what my first memory is.

I can't think which one is the earliest. I'd need something to trigger me to remember it (lol?).
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7042|Southampton, UK

Sitting on a bridge, or driving into London at night and smelling the air.
about 4.
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6944|Tyne & Wear, England

DonFck wrote:

Playing in a small yellow plastic bathtub all nekked (age 2 or 3?) in the middle of the summer on our backyard, hopping out and stepping on a flower with a bee, which stung me in the bottom of my foot.

I hurt. I cwied.
I bet it hurt the bee a hell of a lot more.  Evil child.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6678|Winland

I remember the house I lived in when I was about 1.5-2 years. I also remember a friend from that place and time, the doors of the mall and some other fun places.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
dave_the_rave23
psn - do_one_ya_mug
+41|6460
my dad , making me watch Aliens .
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6807|England
Thinking I could fly, and jumping off our sofa. I landed headfirst against a brick fireplace, and smashed my head open My Mum had food poisoning, and was ill, but still sat next to me pushing tissues up against my head whilst my Nan drove us to hospital. The memory of them stitching it back up is in 3rd person, which is weird.
I was 2.

Last edited by ShadowsStrike (2007-12-19 06:37:56)

kylef
Gone
+1,352|6974|N. Ireland

Miguel diaz wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Shoving a Flintstones vitamin so far up my nose it took 5 minutes to get out, I finally got it out while my mom was dialing the emergency room.

Yeah, I've always been this cool.
Lol my sister put a pea up her nose far enough they had to take her up to the hospital.

I remember waking up one morning and thinking i was god...
I guess that's more common than I thought. My brother shoved a raisin up his nose so far he had to go on up to hospital to get it removed too!
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7059|Columbus, OH
Turning point - Age 4 or 5, first day of catholic preschool it was all foreign to me. I was like WTF where am I, who are you, where did my dad go? Why is this nun boxing my ear...FUCK!!!!
462nd NSP653
Devout Moderate, Empty Head.
+57|7165

David.P wrote:

462nd NSP653 wrote:

Going to the Prom with Dad and coming home with Mom.
How old were your parents were when they had you?
It's a joke...read it again.
bakinacake
HA HA
+383|6467|Aus, Qld
I don't get it.

Pauline Hanson wrote:

Please explain?
https://i.imgur.com/LGvbJjT.jpg
PspRpg-7
-
+961|7179

birth
462nd NSP653
Devout Moderate, Empty Head.
+57|7165
Dad               Me         Mom

0 = = )  -->  ~~0  -->  ()
0

Get it now?

Damn smilies

Last edited by 462nd NSP653 (2007-12-20 20:04:47)

bakinacake
HA HA
+383|6467|Aus, Qld
lol....
https://i.imgur.com/LGvbJjT.jpg
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7019|Long Island, New York
Getting a spinal tap when I was not even a month old. I had e. coli which caused a urinary tract infection (I still don't know the full details) when I was about 3 days old and I stopped breathing for a short while. I came extremely close to death apparentely.

I have a very vague memory of it, but it's my first one. My mom even said when I was about about 4 or 5 I told her "I remember when they stuck a needle in my back and it really hurt". Creepy. I still can't believe I remember that far back.
Spider1980
#1 Commander
+92|7022|Washington
Being bent over the toilet getting my ass wiped, I was only 9 at the time

Last edited by Spider1980 (2007-12-20 22:29:16)

thraSK
Best ___ in Aus
+57|6463
Getting on a sewing machine, stamping on the pedal and having the needle penetrate my finger! Around 2 years old at the time

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