What to Get Chuy for Christmas

2007-12-20 08:16:46

#1

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|7104|Camp XRay

All right what to get the man who has everything. I though about a bird. Damn, he all ready has one. Ok, well what a about a real doll? Shipping to Sweden is outrageous. All right well how about this. Thats perfect.

https://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2007/12/butt_sharpener.jpg

What will you be getting him for Christmas?

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png

2007-12-20 08:17:37

#2

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6981|so randum

Lube.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2007-12-20 08:18:02

#3

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6971|Gogledd Cymru

Karma

2007-12-20 08:21:12

#4

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6588|Birmingham, UK

The Sheriff wrote:
Karma

I was just about to post that when i realised what the pencil sharpner was, and then laughed and took digital pictures of it, me laughing and my favourite chair with my cat on.

2007-12-20 08:21:14

#5

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|7053

Myself

♥

2007-12-20 08:21:36

#6

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7219|Massachusetts.

I already sent him that pencil sharpener about a week ago. Sorry, man.

2007-12-20 09:52:14

#7

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7212|Uhh... erm...

Life size Big Daddy.

https://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:0YXUz0gNIj5ueM:https://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/07/mybigdaddy.jpg

To protect Kimmy .

2007-12-20 09:55:41

#8

']['error: Banned; +630|7125|The Netherlands

suprise buttsex!

2007-12-20 09:57:23

#9

rambo43: Banned; +35|6704

https://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/221993/2/istockphoto_221993_sex_vibrator_2.jpg

2007-12-20 09:59:16

#10

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|7004|...

a knitted cover for gibson

2007-12-20 10:07:53

#11

[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|7134|pimelteror.de

a package full of nothing - delivered by DHL

2007-12-20 10:09:33

#12

suomalainen_äijä: Member; +64|6646

nothing

2007-12-20 10:11:43

#13

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7006|South Florida

[pt] KEIOS wrote:
a package full of nothing - delivered by DHL

!!!!!!

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-12-20 10:13:00

#14

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7166|Espoo, Finland

Ask not what you can give to Chuy - ask what Chuy can give to you.

2007-12-20 10:15:54

#15

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7243

https://www.medicaltoys.com/Pumping-Equipment1.jpg

2007-12-20 10:21:50

#16

Ruckel: Ruckel for all!; +43|6656|sverige

my bf account

2007-12-20 10:22:53

#17

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|7104|Camp XRay

usmarine2005 wrote:
http://www.medicaltoys.com/Pumping-Equipment1.jpg

that looks painful

2007-12-20 10:35:48

#18

TehTacoKing: ''Its nothing serious but i am bleeding badly''; +13|6470|Mountain Dew

Rofl

2007-12-20 10:37:06

#19

maef: Member; +67|7164|Tulln, Austria

Crabs. Delivered personally.

2007-12-20 10:37:42

#20

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7059|Columbus, OH

ahhh found someone I can give my white-elephant gift to: USB pole dancer

2007-12-20 10:44:40

#21

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6678|Winland

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How about batteries?

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2007-12-20 10:48:54

#22

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7102|London, England

usmarine2005 wrote:
http://www.medicaltoys.com/Pumping-Equipment1.jpg

What the hell is that for?

Seriously ....like, why does it exist

2007-12-20 11:08:00

#23

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox: Big Mouth Prick; +219|7012|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

Nothing.

2007-12-20 12:28:11

#24

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7172|Devon, England

Mek-Izzle wrote:
usmarine2005 wrote:
http://www.medicaltoys.com/Pumping-Equipment1.jpg
What the hell is that for?

Seriously ....like, why does it exist

To pump ones genitals?

2007-12-20 12:40:58

#25

Brasso: member; +1,549|7111

FFLink13 wrote:
Mek-Izzle wrote:
usmarine2005 wrote:
http://www.medicaltoys.com/Pumping-Equipment1.jpg
What the hell is that for?

Seriously ....like, why does it exist
To pump ones genitals?

You've never seen Austin Powers?

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

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