Chuck Norris Is Pissed!

2007-12-21 22:48:21

#1

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6887|NSW, Australia

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=339704

Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris has sued publisher Penguin over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

2007-12-21 22:57:01

#2

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7006|South Florida

hes probly running out of money

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-12-21 22:57:41

#3

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7261|Great Brown North

Mitch wrote:
hes probly running out of money

nah then he would just stick his face on another piece of exercise equipment

2007-12-21 22:57:42

#4

ozzie_johnson: Member; +98|7139|Penrith, N.S.W, Australia

I would be proud to know my tears could cure cancer.

2007-12-21 23:04:08

#5

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7006|South Florida

krazed wrote:
Mitch wrote:
hes probly running out of money
nah then he would just stick his face on another piece of exercise equipment

what else could drive a man to sue for a book labeling him 'The greatest man to ever live' filled with constant jokes of how awesome he is? lol

Last edited by Mitch (2007-12-21 23:04:41)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-12-21 23:08:11

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Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6809

Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.

All that site was good for was the Norris Fact Generator:

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Last edited by Im_Dooomed (2007-12-21 23:20:25)

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2007-12-21 23:30:32