Write an Epitaph thread

2007-12-22 07:07:30

#1

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7212|Uhh... erm...

Basically, what you do is write an epitaph for the guy above you. For those who are thinking 'Epiwut?', an epitaph is the phrase or whatever you'd find on gravestones, like:

"Here lies <someone>, who <something and this and that and bla bla bla>."

Go!

2007-12-22 07:09:07

#2

DrunkenPirate: Rum Baron; +44|7174|Norfolk, England

Here is Tetrino, who has a minicity like every other noob on this planet.

2007-12-22 07:17:19

#3

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7006|South Florida

Here lies DrunkenPirate, who i never even knew existed till right now

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-12-22 07:32:43

#4

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6634|what

Here lies Mitch, who never even knew DrunkenPirate existed till the day he died

2007-12-22 07:32:51

#5

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7112|Washington, DC

Here lies Mitch, the boy who tried hooking up with girls on MySpace only to be slain by a pedophile.

2007-12-22 07:34:11

#6

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|7119|Amsterdam, NY

here lies the caliph who will be resurected in 3 days by the EYE's shamans

2007-12-22 07:59:57

#7

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7212|Uhh... erm...

Here lies a talking Netsurfing crab who placed all his faith in the reason he lies here today.

2007-12-22 08:11:08

#8

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|7100|Manitowoc, WI

Here lies Tetrino who is the maker of the thread of why I'm typing this.

Last edited by BolvisOculus (2007-12-22 08:11:26)

2007-12-22 08:13:37

#9

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7247|Cambridge (UK)

Here lies BolvisOculus who died in strange and sudden noodley circumstances.

2007-12-22 08:20:50

#10

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7212|Uhh... erm...

Here lies an arachnid who was last seen with long black hair and glasses allegedly growing pot.

2007-12-22 08:21:54

#11

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7311|Denver colorado

Here lies Tetrino who doesn't believe in my delicious cake.

2007-12-22 08:22:39

#12

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6753

Here lies tetrino,whose cake is a lie.

2007-12-22 08:23:29

#13

Cyrax-Sektor: Official Battlefield fanboy; +240|6629|San Antonio, Texas

Down below rests the Penor Climber. May he rest in crunchy pieces.

2007-12-22 08:23:50

#14

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6753

lavadisk wrote:
Here lies Tetrino who doesn't believe in my delicious cake.

Damn

2007-12-22 09:18:34

#15

kptk92: u; +972|6889|tc_london

Here lies Metal-Eater-GR, BF2s Member
(Enter Birth Date) - 22/12/2007
He was a Haxor extraordinaire
He will be sorely missed

xxx

2007-12-22 10:02:44

#16

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7124|England

Here lies RDX-FX.

I'm pretty sure he was the guy with an M14 fetish.

2007-12-22 10:03:29

#17

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7188|67.222.138.85

Here lies Sgt.Davi, who did one barrel roll too many.

2007-12-22 10:03:50

#18

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7324|Alberta, Canada

Here lies Sergeant Davi.
DO A FUCKING BARREL ROLL!

edit: I'm slow.

Last edited by Ryan (2007-12-22 10:04:18)

2007-12-22 10:05:08

#19

suomalainen_äijä: Member; +64|6646

Here lies Ryan and I like cheese

2007-12-22 10:10:35

#20

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7124|England

Here like suomalainen, always blaming Norway.

2007-12-22 10:53:16

#21

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7212|Uhh... erm...

Here lies Sgt.Davi, who bled to death through his anus. Somehow.

2007-12-22 11:00:40

#22

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7311|Denver colorado

Do one about me guys.

2007-12-22 11:02:06

#23

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7212|Uhh... erm...

Here lies lavadisk, who, contrary to popular belief, didn't die in lava, but wristed himself after watching too much emo anime.

Happy?

2007-12-22 11:10:34

#24

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7311|Denver colorado

Tetrino wrote:
Here lies lavadisk, who, contrary to popular belief, didn't die in lava, but wristed himself after watching too much emo anime.

Happy?

lol. Yes.

Disclaimer: the 'slice of life' genre isn't emo.

2007-12-22 11:14:55

#25

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7212|Uhh... erm...

Meh, same difference.

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