Author: Unknown
A guy enters a bar and he is surprised to find there GWB and Condi Rice. Then he approaches to the barman and he asks:
-Aren't those George Bush and Condoleezza Rice?
-Yup
-And what the fuck are they doing here?
Bush hears the guy asking and he says:
-Well son, I'm glad you ask, we are making the plans for WW3. Would you like to take a look?
-Yeah, how does it start?
Bush takes a map and he opens it and he says:
-We nuke Iran right here, you see?, and we kill 40 million Arabs and a blonde girl with huge tits.
-Who is the girl and why are you killing her?
Then Bush turns to Condi Rice and he says:
-I told you. Nobody gives a fuck about 40 million Arabs.
A guy enters a bar and he is surprised to find there GWB and Condi Rice. Then he approaches to the barman and he asks:
-Aren't those George Bush and Condoleezza Rice?
-Yup
-And what the fuck are they doing here?
Bush hears the guy asking and he says:
-Well son, I'm glad you ask, we are making the plans for WW3. Would you like to take a look?
-Yeah, how does it start?
Bush takes a map and he opens it and he says:
-We nuke Iran right here, you see?, and we kill 40 million Arabs and a blonde girl with huge tits.
-Who is the girl and why are you killing her?
Then Bush turns to Condi Rice and he says:
-I told you. Nobody gives a fuck about 40 million Arabs.
Last edited by sergeriver (2008-01-03 02:05:01)