FloppY_
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+1,010|6771|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

LT.Victim wrote:

If you have a manual car, just put the car into reverse with the cluth in, thats gotta scare him a bit..


One of my friend has a Aircraft Landing light hooked up to the back of his car, so if someone is tailgatting him he just turns it on so it blinds them to fuck that they either slow down or crash.

But really, just change lanes, speed up, or slow down so much that he'll have to pass you.
Great way to destroy your gearbox considering that the flywheel / gearbox could still be spinning forward when you slam it into reverse

(or am i getting it wrong?)
­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Ben0
The Last Gunslinger
+38|6859|Southampton
Slow to a crawl and piss them off even more, if they make gestures or shout, laugh and smile at them (or blow kisses). It gets people SO MAD when you laugh at their anger.
FloppY_
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+1,010|6771|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Ben0 wrote:

Slow to a crawl and piss them off even more, if they make gestures or shout, laugh and smile at them (or blow kisses). It gets people SO MAD when you laugh at their anger.
Right after that you discover the person behind is a redneck and that you've gotten your head shot off...
­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
bakinacake
HA HA
+383|6471|Aus, Qld
Break really fast, then hold on. (Only do this if you have airbags)

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Ben0
The Last Gunslinger
+38|6859|Southampton

FloppY_ wrote:

Ben0 wrote:

Slow to a crawl and piss them off even more, if they make gestures or shout, laugh and smile at them (or blow kisses). It gets people SO MAD when you laugh at their anger.
Right after that you discover the person behind is a redneck and that you've gotten your head shot off...
I live in a country without rednecks, or legal firearms...
FloppY_
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+1,010|6771|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Ben0 wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

Ben0 wrote:

Slow to a crawl and piss them off even more, if they make gestures or shout, laugh and smile at them (or blow kisses). It gets people SO MAD when you laugh at their anger.
Right after that you discover the person behind is a redneck and that you've gotten your head shot off...
I live in a country without rednecks, or legal firearms...
So do I, but then the idiot just comes up and puts his knife in you
­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Ben0
The Last Gunslinger
+38|6859|Southampton

FloppY_ wrote:

Ben0 wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:


Right after that you discover the person behind is a redneck and that you've gotten your head shot off...
I live in a country without rednecks, or legal firearms...
So do I, but then the idiot just comes up and puts his knife in you
In a car.....? Surely just drive off when he gets out.... lol. Reminds me of tenacious D film, the dudes like "stand still im gonna fucking stab you" and hes only got one leg and is on crutches and they're like "no" and run away. lulz.
Catbox
forgiveness
+505|7201
If someone tailgates me... I kill them... the voices won't let up until i do...
Love is the answer
velocitychaos
Member
+26|6981|Brisbane Australia
I slowed down to 70 kph once in a 100 kph zone coz this stupid fucking bitch was way too close ( couldn't see her bonnet, only windscreen).

After about 1 Km she over takes me with this stupid dumb straight ahead stare, I don't even think she noticed what she was doing at all.

AND i carry a Glock 17 9 mm for work. i had the dumb fucking cunt lined up in my mind.....fuck i hate the law sometimes.
Camski
Member
+1|7193|Sydney, Australia

FloppY_ wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

If you have a manual car, just put the car into reverse with the cluth in, thats gotta scare him a bit..


One of my friend has a Aircraft Landing light hooked up to the back of his car, so if someone is tailgatting him he just turns it on so it blinds them to fuck that they either slow down or crash.

But really, just change lanes, speed up, or slow down so much that he'll have to pass you.
Great way to destroy your gearbox considering that the flywheel / gearbox could still be spinning forward when you slam it into reverse

(or am i getting it wrong?)
idk if all cars have it, but at least new cars (auto), pop it into reverse while moving forward, it just sits in neutral and you roll away. The only thing is, i dunno if the reverse light still turn on or not.



Velocitychaos, you're an accountant right?
Burwhale
Save the BlobFish!
+136|6707|Brisneyland
A guy I knew from work did the following:
He kept a ash tray full of 5 cent pieces in his car. When someone gets way too close he grabs a handful and simply chucks them out the window. As they hit the tailgating car they cause heaps of nasty paint chips. Probably scare the crapper out of the tailgating driver coz they make a pretty loud noise when they hit. Paint chips cost hundreds of dollars to fix up, so if they care about their car, they probably wont do it again.
[CSE]Anubis
Member
+24|6477

BlackKoala wrote:

[CSE]Anubis wrote:

BlackKoala wrote:

I slow down.
Exactly what I do when it happens.
I had some jackass tailgating Saturday, I think it was.  After about three minutes he jumped down a side street and apparently around the block.

I waited for his ass around the corner, and as soon as he finished his around the block trip he was right behind me again.  Oh it was funny as fuck listening to him blaring his horn and flashing his brights as I continued to drive the speed limit.
My best one was a white van driver.  I saw him coming up pretty fast in the 60 limit then I got the 30 limit.  He was right up my arse, sticking his head out of the window swearing at me, making rude gestures, etc.  This was when I was right on the speed limit.  So I decided to drop to 25mph, that was even funnier.
velocitychaos
Member
+26|6981|Brisbane Australia

Camski wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

If you have a manual car, just put the car into reverse with the cluth in, thats gotta scare him a bit..


One of my friend has a Aircraft Landing light hooked up to the back of his car, so if someone is tailgatting him he just turns it on so it blinds them to fuck that they either slow down or crash.

But really, just change lanes, speed up, or slow down so much that he'll have to pass you.
Great way to destroy your gearbox considering that the flywheel / gearbox could still be spinning forward when you slam it into reverse

(or am i getting it wrong?)
idk if all cars have it, but at least new cars (auto), pop it into reverse while moving forward, it just sits in neutral and you roll away. The only thing is, i dunno if the reverse light still turn on or not.



Velocitychaos, you're an accountant right?
Nope.
JahManRed
wank
+646|7113|IRELAND

This never used to happen to me as I was always in a rush. Now things are more chilled I find this happens allot. My method:
Touch the brake peddle enough not to brake but just to put on the light. If he continues, repeat and take your foot off the accelerator and slow way down, eyeball them in your rear view mirror, then put the foot down. They usually get the idea.

On a freeway/motorway. just get the fuck outta the way. The outside lane is for passing not cruising. If someones up your ass its cus they want to pass, so unless you are along side passing someone yourself.....................MOVE IT!!




dan673 wrote:

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

Make an emergency brake .

Just say there where an animal if anybody asks you why ..
Technically, if the guy hits you from behind, it's always his fault, as long as you have an excuse right?
This is true in the UK. Same if you pull out of a T junction and get T Boned. Even if the guy is doing 100mph you still should have judged how soon he would be on you and not pulled out.
TheEternalPessimist
Wibble
+412|7105|Mhz

BlackKoala wrote:

I slow down.
That's actually what driving instructors tell people to do, slow down then go back to your original speed, it makes a gap between you.
velocitychaos
Member
+26|6981|Brisbane Australia

TheEternalPessimist wrote:

BlackKoala wrote:

I slow down.
That's actually what driving instructors tell people to do, slow down then go back to your original speed, it makes a gap between you.
Good in theory but.........there's this thing called REAL LIFE and real fucking psycho nutbag fuckstains that don't care for the safety of their fellow road users. And NO i'm not an accountant......SHEEEESH!
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6958|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Just remembered. Cops actually do this here in Finland with civilian cars. They tailgate until you get pissed and start going faster and then they pull you over and give you a ticket. If you can't prove that they were almost inside your trunk, you just can't do anything. Once the cops though lost the case. Some respected Colonel was riding shotgun and witnessed the event. The cop got fined and a slap on the wrists. "Don't ever do this again!" (atleast do it so that you don't get caught...). Speeding is the worst crime here in Finland. Some of you have probably read about those cosmic 20000€ + speeding tickets the cops hand out here. The police check your tax info from last year and you get fined by your income.

I usually get the urge of washing my windshield a lot if someone is trying to get up my ass in the traffic. This is one thing that gets the blood pressure up for sure. Especially if the weather is clear and the car behind is clean as a whistle. Even more fun if it's a cabriolet
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6948|A W S M F O X
Come to a slow stop, get out and perform oral sex with your dog.
dan673
Member
+46|6468

JahManRed wrote:

This never used to happen to me as I was always in a rush. Now things are more chilled I find this happens allot. My method:
Touch the brake peddle enough not to brake but just to put on the light. If he continues, repeat and take your foot off the accelerator and slow way down, eyeball them in your rear view mirror, then put the foot down. They usually get the idea.

On a freeway/motorway. just get the fuck outta the way. The outside lane is for passing not cruising. If someones up your ass its cus they want to pass, so unless you are along side passing someone yourself.....................MOVE IT!!

dan673 wrote:

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

Make an emergency brake .

Just say there where an animal if anybody asks you why ..
Technically, if the guy hits you from behind, it's always his fault, as long as you have an excuse right?
This is true in the UK. Same if you pull out of a T junction and get T Boned. Even if the guy is doing 100mph you still should have judged how soon he would be on you and not pulled out.
I agree with what your saying, but I think some of you guys are missing the point, this guy tailgated me no matter where I went; middle lane, left lane, whether I sped up or slowed down, something that made he/she just want to stay on my tail until waiting for me to do something. Thats why I was like, wtf this never happened to me before.
dan673
Member
+46|6468

velocitychaos wrote:

TheEternalPessimist wrote:

BlackKoala wrote:

I slow down.
That's actually what driving instructors tell people to do, slow down then go back to your original speed, it makes a gap between you.
Good in theory but.........there's this thing called REAL LIFE and real fucking psycho nutbag fuckstains that don't care for the safety of their fellow road users. And NO i'm not an accountant......SHEEEESH!
Exactly!
elbekko
Your lord and master
+36|6886|Leuven, Belgium

dan673 wrote:

I agree with what your saying, but I think some of you guys are missing the point, this guy tailgated me no matter where I went; middle lane, left lane, whether I sped up or slowed down, something that made he/she just want to stay on my tail until waiting for me to do something. Thats why I was like, wtf this never happened to me before.
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clogar
damn ain't it great to be a laxer
+32|6441|Minnesota
finger of freedom
aimless
Member
+166|6610|Texas
Just keep slowing down. He'll leave eventually.
rawls2
Mr. Bigglesworth
+89|7045

dan673 wrote:

velocitychaos wrote:

TheEternalPessimist wrote:


That's actually what driving instructors tell people to do, slow down then go back to your original speed, it makes a gap between you.
Good in theory but.........there's this thing called REAL LIFE and real fucking psycho nutbag fuckstains that don't care for the safety of their fellow road users. And NO i'm not an accountant......SHEEEESH!
Exactly!
Giving the tailgater the benefit of doubt:
The only thing I can think of is he liked the speed you were going and really didn't realise you didn't like him that close. When I drive I sometimes find a driver cruising at a good speed so I get behind him and together we move faster thru traffic than if we both compete for the same space.
GuliblGuy
Zulu son, what!?!
+79|7270|Anaheim, CA

bennisboy wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

fuck just go get yourself a hummer and then trailgate him

wtf, thats why the civilians hate the US forces
If they don't do that they get RPG'ed or carbombed . . .

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