Crazies are everywhere!colonelioan wrote:
Rofl is it me or this only happens in US & A? i haven't heard of this anywhere else Any way dude you know what? MOVE then the problems are gone, unless she follows ya lol
I'm sure there has to be some sort of petition or some court order or something that can get her to move away. Will a judge force her to move if everyone in the neighborhood signs a petition? I'd recommend talking to a lawyer and see what you can do. Use the dumbass police calls and evidence of her antics to convince an authority that she needs to leave immediately.
Good luck and I hope she'll leave you and your family alone
Good luck and I hope she'll leave you and your family alone
Wow she needs killing, how does she still have the kids I'm surprised social services hasn't taken them away.
I feel for you, but some of that stuff is really funny
Summary?
That's a heavy hammer to have. Are you sure she's not the Claw Hammer Killer?Reciprocity wrote:
she took her trusty 28oz claw hammer to the offending ranger.
Stupid bitch. Good read though.
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Fucking epic post. I would have taken a shotgun and blew her to pieces beyond recognition.
My bad lol.....Seriously you should move.SenorToenails wrote:
Crazies are everywhere!colonelioan wrote:
Rofl is it me or this only happens in US & A? i haven't heard of this anywhere else Any way dude you know what? MOVE then the problems are gone, unless she follows ya lol
Lol. Thats the most crazy story ive heard in a while and has brightened my otherwise shit day! cheers.
They need to be killed. now.SenorToenails wrote:
Crazies are everywhere!colonelioan wrote:
Rofl is it me or this only happens in US & A? i haven't heard of this anywhere else Any way dude you know what? MOVE then the problems are gone, unless she follows ya lol
lol @ vacation bible school
i used to cuss my parents out for making me go to that shit.
i used to cuss my parents out for making me go to that shit.
its good even though its fake
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
Yeah its so fake he even decided to put it in his blog on myspace... feckin douche.d4rkst4r wrote:
its good even though its fake
Oh man, when the SWAT team showed up I thought someone was gonna get killed.
Add in a couple of explosions and you'll have yourself a best-seller.
*shot of house*
He was a normal guy
*shot of Crazy Lady trying to break down the door*
His neighbor was not
*montage of cops coming to his house time after time*
He never took any kind of revenge
*Shot of HITNRUNXX in the rain, staring up at the camera*
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
*Shot of SWAT team pushing the Crazy Lady into his house*
NO MORE.
*Quick montage of a tool falling to the floor in slow motion, cars exploding, people getting shot, balls being slashed and eggs being mashed. Followed by a black screen.*
*Close up of HITNRUNXX*
"I got your tobacco right here, Lady."
*Black Screen*
THIS SUMMER
*DUDUDUDUDUUD-sound*
CRAZY LADY
Add in a couple of explosions and you'll have yourself a best-seller.
*shot of house*
He was a normal guy
*shot of Crazy Lady trying to break down the door*
His neighbor was not
*montage of cops coming to his house time after time*
He never took any kind of revenge
*Shot of HITNRUNXX in the rain, staring up at the camera*
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
*Shot of SWAT team pushing the Crazy Lady into his house*
NO MORE.
*Quick montage of a tool falling to the floor in slow motion, cars exploding, people getting shot, balls being slashed and eggs being mashed. Followed by a black screen.*
*Close up of HITNRUNXX*
"I got your tobacco right here, Lady."
*Black Screen*
THIS SUMMER
*DUDUDUDUDUUD-sound*
CRAZY LADY
Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2008-01-12 08:43:42)
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Just gimme the signal.
Last edited by mint-sauce-41 (2008-01-12 08:40:58)
#rekt
Please keep us updated.
Prove it by providing a link to its posting elsewhere or shaddup.d4rkst4r wrote:
its good even though its fake
lol religious people and there almighty, high morals.
Btw dude make sure she doesn't accuse you of rape! I know it sounds preposterous but some people have been convicted falsely for that even though when there was no evidence indicting them.(Stupid system always believing the weak instead of using logic)
Very nice, you took me there.LaidBackNinja wrote:
Oh man, when the SWAT team showed up I thought someone was gonna get killed.
Add in a couple of explosions and you'll have yourself a best-seller.
*shot of house*
He was a normal guy
*shot of Crazy Lady trying to break down the door*
His neighbor was not
*montage of cops coming to his house time after time*
He never took any kind of revenge
*Shot of HITNRUNXX in the rain, staring up at the camera*
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
*Shot of SWAT team pushing the Crazy Lady into his house*
NO MORE.
*Quick montage of a tool falling to the floor in slow motion, cars exploding, people getting shot, balls being slashed and eggs being mashed. Followed by a black screen.*
*Close up of HITNRUNXX*
"I got your tobacco right here, Lady."
*Black Screen*
THIS SUMMER
*DUDUDUDUDUUD-sound*
CRAZY LADY
K, here ya go...PspRpg-7 wrote:
Do eet.HITNRUNXX wrote:
Also, I am getting a lot of PMs asking if this is true or if I found it on the internet and copied and pasted it... Sadly, yes it is true... I took pictures (though in the middle of the night) of some of the stuff (egged car, slashed ball, damaged screen on front porch window, shopping cart with a tire in it--which I might add is now crammed into the area between our houses instead of up by their front porch like when I got home.) I can throw them up if need be, but they are just as described....
The Broken Front Porch Window's Screen. It is also slashed at the bottom, but I couldn't get a good picture of that in the dark.
The no longer Super Sized bouncy ball...
The egg on my Wife's van.
The shopping cart that I have no clue what the hell is up with. Note my gate is missing. It mysteriously fell down the same week that Crazy Lady put up a new fence on her side. Funny how coincidences work...
Yeah, that is awesome. I appreciate anything that makes me laugh at the situation. Thanks!LaidBackNinja wrote:
Oh man, when the SWAT team showed up I thought someone was gonna get killed.
Add in a couple of explosions and you'll have yourself a best-seller.
*shot of house*
He was a normal guy
*shot of Crazy Lady trying to break down the door*
His neighbor was not
*montage of cops coming to his house time after time*
He never took any kind of revenge
*Shot of HITNRUNXX in the rain, staring up at the camera*
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
*Shot of SWAT team pushing the Crazy Lady into his house*
NO MORE.
*Quick montage of a tool falling to the floor in slow motion, cars exploding, people getting shot, balls being slashed and eggs being mashed. Followed by a black screen.*
*Close up of HITNRUNXX*
"I got your tobacco right here, Lady."
*Black Screen*
THIS SUMMER
*DUDUDUDUDUUD-sound*
CRAZY LADY
Madness...Keep us posted on what happens.
damn, sux2bu to the 100th power.
Last edited by Masterstyle (2008-01-12 12:09:23)
seeesh. I have to admit: I had to laugh quite a lot. But then again I'm safe and sound here... I hope you and your family is alright and she accidentally puts herself on fire or something!
My crazy dude managed to break one rib, because he fell into a trash can (controlling if we separated our waste accurately). But that's about it - other then that he's just an old, stupid nazi who thinks he's always right with everything.
My crazy dude managed to break one rib, because he fell into a trash can (controlling if we separated our waste accurately). But that's about it - other then that he's just an old, stupid nazi who thinks he's always right with everything.