nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6809|New Haven, CT
To answer the question in the title, it is because people are sadistic.
t0mhank5
Member
+319|7197|Surge
theres a girl named My Ho who goes to my school.
CDK3Y
Member
+25|6624|BEHIND YOU!

TrueMusou wrote:

A = B B=C A=C

Parents Stupid = Name Stupid
Name Stupid = Kids Stupid
Stupid Parents = Stupid Kids
I wonder how bad the Bush family screwed up on naming their kid...
lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|7315|Denver colorado
I totally hate the ones where theres a normal-ish sounding name with a bunch of dumb letters thrown in...

I don't know any off hand but a name like shaniqua is an example
NateW
my sigs worse than yours
+191|6618
I'd rather have the name Caden than something like Butch.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6959|6 6 4 oh, I forget

NateWiese wrote:

I'd rather have the name Caden than something like Butch.
What's wrong with Butch Coolidge?

My friend had this female co-worker who had the last name Nännimäinen. Ok, so this doesn't say that much to the rest of you, except for the twisted letters, but what it means is a whole other thing. Nänni = nipple, mäinen = ..ish, lost in translation = Nippleish. Cruel.
Hooch Pandersnatch
I like shoes
+26|6607|West Aus
Frank Zappa named his child Moon Unit,
Which has to be by far the worst name for a child
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|6978|Connecticut

Jibbles wrote:

Black people.
I actually heard the name Donsheeky. wow.
Malloy must go
Gamematt
Stocking ur medpacks
+135|7147|Groningen, The Netherlands
Know someone who's called "Swan" (a girl).
Don't really dislike the name tho.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7117|Finland

https://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4517/n55830811312948977od8.jpg

Celebs, the little attention whores that they are, keep giving excentric names to their kids.. I won't be repeating any, since the worst ones (Moon Unit Zappa, Pilot Inspektor Lee etc.) are already mentioned in this thread.
I need around tree fiddy.
FlemishHCmaniac
Member
+147|6897|Belgium

PspRpg-7 wrote:

Also, I thought this was a cute name for a girl "Desire" but it's not "de zire" it's "desa ray" making it horrible to the ears. Could just be me though.
That would be the French pronunciation of the name Désiré, but in English you don't have the "é" so it's spelled Desire like the noun.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6959|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hooch Pandersnatch wrote:

Frank Zappa named his child Moon Unit,
Which has to be by far the worst name for a child
I think someone said Jon Davis from KoRn named his kid Pirate
Oh, yeah. I used to sell cell phones and I once opened a connection to an old gentleman at the age 60 something and his last name was Korn. I don't think he was a big fan though
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,058|7108|Little Bentcock
Moon Unit (daughter)
Diva Muffin daughter)

and

Jermajesty

and

Moxie Crimefighter

oh and

Messiah Ya’majesty

gene_pool
Banned
+519|7106|Gold coast, Aus.

Drakef wrote:

I heard a list on the radio of the most popular boy's names for 2007. I'll try to spell them, but I might get them wrong.

5. Caden
4. Jayden
3. Jacob
2. Ethan
1. Aidan

That's just not cool.
Why is it at my old school there were 3 retarded kids, all of which had one of those names?

Also, I hate my parents for giving me a girls name. Although it can be quite interesting at times. Such as when I had long hair coupled with my girls name, a substitute teacher thought I was an actual girl, and when she asked me to go and get something from the arts department, I stood up and she saw my leg hairs and her mouth dropped. I had to restrain myself from laughing until I was outside.

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