To answer the question in the title, it is because people are sadistic.
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theres a girl named My Ho who goes to my school.
I wonder how bad the Bush family screwed up on naming their kid...TrueMusou wrote:
A = B B=C A=C
Parents Stupid = Name Stupid
Name Stupid = Kids Stupid
Stupid Parents = Stupid Kids
I totally hate the ones where theres a normal-ish sounding name with a bunch of dumb letters thrown in...
I don't know any off hand but a name like shaniqua is an example
I don't know any off hand but a name like shaniqua is an example
I'd rather have the name Caden than something like Butch.
What's wrong with Butch Coolidge?NateWiese wrote:
I'd rather have the name Caden than something like Butch.
My friend had this female co-worker who had the last name Nännimäinen. Ok, so this doesn't say that much to the rest of you, except for the twisted letters, but what it means is a whole other thing. Nänni = nipple, mäinen = ..ish, lost in translation = Nippleish. Cruel.
Frank Zappa named his child Moon Unit,
Which has to be by far the worst name for a child
Which has to be by far the worst name for a child
I actually heard the name Donsheeky. wow.Jibbles wrote:
Black people.
Malloy must go
Know someone who's called "Swan" (a girl).
Don't really dislike the name tho.
Don't really dislike the name tho.

Celebs, the little attention whores that they are, keep giving excentric names to their kids.. I won't be repeating any, since the worst ones (Moon Unit Zappa, Pilot Inspektor Lee etc.) are already mentioned in this thread.
I need around tree fiddy.
That would be the French pronunciation of the name Désiré, but in English you don't have the "é" so it's spelled Desire like the noun.PspRpg-7 wrote:
Also, I thought this was a cute name for a girl "Desire" but it's not "de zire" it's "desa ray" making it horrible to the ears. Could just be me though.
I think someone said Jon Davis from KoRn named his kid PirateHooch Pandersnatch wrote:
Frank Zappa named his child Moon Unit,
Which has to be by far the worst name for a child
Oh, yeah. I used to sell cell phones and I once opened a connection to an old gentleman at the age 60 something and his last name was Korn. I don't think he was a big fan though
Moon Unit (daughter)
Diva Muffin daughter)
and
Jermajesty
and
Moxie Crimefighter
oh and
Messiah Ya’majesty
Diva Muffin daughter)
and
Jermajesty
and
Moxie Crimefighter
oh and
Messiah Ya’majesty
Why is it at my old school there were 3 retarded kids, all of which had one of those names?Drakef wrote:
I heard a list on the radio of the most popular boy's names for 2007. I'll try to spell them, but I might get them wrong.
5. Caden
4. Jayden
3. Jacob
2. Ethan
1. Aidan
That's just not cool.
Also, I hate my parents for giving me a girls name. Although it can be quite interesting at times. Such as when I had long hair coupled with my girls name, a substitute teacher thought I was an actual girl, and when she asked me to go and get something from the arts department, I stood up and she saw my leg hairs and her mouth dropped. I had to restrain myself from laughing until I was outside.
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