That's What She Said

2008-01-14 20:30:13

#1

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7170|United States of America

Post your favorite TWSS conversations. I don't care if it's real, fake, from a TV show. If it's funny post it, but I'll just be doing some real ones.

Person 1 (referring to a pack of papers to read): It's so thick.
Person 2: That's what she said.

Person 1 (referring to sun reflecting through poorly placed windows) Ahhh, right in my eyes.
Person 2: That's what she said.

Person 1 (referring to difficulty of an exam): My God, that was hard.
Person 2: That's what she said.

Person 1: I didn't feel anything.
Person 2: That's what she said.

And....go!

2008-01-14 20:33:21

#2

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|7125

Person 1 (referring to water): My water just spilt.
Person 2: That's what she said.

It's kind of hard to just come up with them... You have to say it at the right moment in a conversation.

2008-01-14 20:33:48

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6638|what

Person 1: (trying to get a fridge through a doorway) "It will never fit"
Person 2: That's what she said.

Last edited by TheAussieReaper (2008-01-14 20:34:01)

2008-01-14 20:34:48

#4

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6931|EE Chat

Person 1: (referring to spilt soda): Ohh god, it's sticky and it's everywhere.
Person 2: That's what she said.

2008-01-14 20:37:49

#5

aimless: Member; +166|6611|Texas

Person 1 (A girl): I have a vagina.
Person 2 (A guy): That's what she said.

2008-01-14 20:49:58

#6

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6993

aimless wrote:
Person 1 (A girl): I have a vagina.
Person 2 (A guy): That's what she said.

it's stupid, but i lol'd

person 1 = do you like them hard or chewy?
person 2 = i like them hard
person 3 = that's what she said.
person 1 = loooooooooool

2008-01-14 20:52:35

#7

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|7048|British Columbia, Canada

Ahh.. I've had soo many good ones..

One of my Favorites was at work a few months back..

We have a Front and a Back to our Restuarant.. I was making food for this one girl at my work, and I finished making it and I asked her

"Where do you want me to put it, the back or the front?"
she said "I don't care, anywhere you want"
Followed by me saying "Thats what she said"

2008-01-14 20:58:48

#8

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7265|Great Brown North

LT.Victim wrote:
Ahh.. I've had soo many good ones..

One of my Favorites was at work a few months back..

We have a Front and a Back to our Restuarant.. I was making food for this one girl at my work, and I finished making it and I asked her

"Where do you want me to put it, the back or the front?"
she said "I don't care, anywhere you want"
Followed by me saying "Thats what she said"

awesome

2008-01-14 20:58:52

#9

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6993

its not a twss one, but once when i was at work with my cousin she was making a folder for me and was gunna name it trevor's stuff, but she went on the computer to make a tab for it and typed "trevor's stiff" and we lol'd and it was awkward.

2008-01-14 21:25:20

#10

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7206|California

My EMT class was the best, bar none.

Even our teacher got in on it.

Person 1: And thats how you intubate a patient
Person 2: Damn, that looks messy
Person 3: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
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Person 1: C'mon, push it (IV) harder
Person 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
-------------------------------------------
Teacher: Ok, next person to say "thats what she said" does laps at break
Person 1: _{thats what she said}

Its really only funny if you know medical terminology.

2008-01-14 21:27:39

#11

T.Pike: 99 Problems . . .; +187|6768|Pennsyltucky

Good one chief !

That's what she said.

2008-01-14 21:36:41

#12

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6775|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Does this count?

https://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v142/18/115/571439602/n571439602_405349_2933.jpg

(That'd be me on the left)

Last edited by cowami (2008-01-14 21:37:17)

2008-01-14 21:39:19

#13

Jibbles: Rifle Expert; +56|7115|Mexifornia, USA

Person 1: (referring to a WiC server) "It's only gonna stay up for 2 minutes?"
Person 2: "That's what she said."

2008-01-15 02:35:20

#14

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,401|7260|Noizyland

Person 1: "If you say "That's what she said" one more time I'm going to chop off your dick and throw it out the window!"
Person 2: "That's what she said."

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2008-01-15 02:56:46

#15

Rubix-Cubes: Member; +123|7141|UK

sitting around the xmas table my sister asked my dad what part of the turkey he would like.

SISTER( DAD DO YOU WANT THE LEG OR BREAST)
DAD (THATS WHAT SHE SAID, LAST NIGHT) pointing to our mum.

fair to say i lolled but didnt feel that hungry afterwards.

Last edited by Rubix-Cubes (2008-01-15 02:57:18)

2008-01-15 02:58:18

#16

FloppY_: +1,010|6772|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Badjokes are bad !

https://dcfud.smorgasblog.com/uerimages/cartoon-walkbar280.gif

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2008-01-15 06:48:52

#17

FunKYPenGuin: FunKY Member; +19|6470|Sydney

https://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/thatswhatshesaid.png

2008-01-15 10:35:07

#18

Kamikaze17: Over the line!; +70|7234|Mark it zero.

FunKYPenGuin wrote:
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/ … hesaid.png

hahahah that is one of my favorite comics. when i first saw that i couldnt stop laughing for a lonng time.

2008-01-15 11:17:50

#19

bennisboy: Member; +829|7132|Poundland

damn me n my mates have had some classics. I'll try n think of them n post em

2008-01-15 18:17:36

#20

FunKYPenGuin: FunKY Member; +19|6470|Sydney

Kamikaze17 wrote:
FunKYPenGuin wrote:
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/ … hesaid.png
hahahah that is one of my favorite comics. when i first saw that i couldnt stop laughing for a lonng time.

Yeah, all of Explosm.net's comics are gold...

2008-01-15 18:32:42

#21

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7023|Long Island, New York

Person 1: (Trying to push through in a crowded city walkway) Keep going, keep going!
Person 2: That's what she said.

2008-01-15 18:45:23

#22

Home: Section.80; +447|7333|Seattle, Washington, USA

Lol, I had a good one the other day.

My friend was peeling an orange, and then he kind of shuddered and went "Gah, it squirted right into my eye" and I said "That's what she said".

2008-01-15 18:46:54

#23

Eugefunk84: Member; +48|7019

my buddy and I were walking to a party in an apartment complex. i said we should go in a particular direction cuz the bilding numbers would decrese and we were looking for #2.

Friend: It's getting lower
myself: thats what she said

2008-01-15 19:01:21

#24

FunKYPenGuin: FunKY Member; +19|6470|Sydney

Home wrote:
Lol, I had a good one the other day.

My friend was peeling an orange, and then he kind of shuddered and went "Gah, it squirted right into my eye" and I said "That's what she said".

Haha.. But orange to the eye = pain..

2008-01-15 19:04:52

#25

Major.League.Infidel: Make Love and War; +303|6964|Communist Republic of CA, USA

stryyker wrote:
My EMT class was the best, bar none.

Even our teacher got in on it.

Person 1: And thats how you intubate a patient
Person 2: Damn, that looks messy
Person 3: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
-------------------------------------------
Person 1: C'mon, push it (IV) harder
Person 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
-------------------------------------------
Teacher: Ok, next person to say "thats what she said" does laps at break
Person 1: _{thats what she said}

Its really only funny if you know medical terminology.

Lol at Intubate

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