HurricaИe
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http://gizmodo.com/345406/apple-introdu … ebook-case

https://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/01/manilacase2.jpg

Gizmodo wrote:

MACWORLD SAN FRANCISCO—January 16, 2008—Apple® today unveiled Manila® Case®, the world's thinnest case for the world's thinnest laptop, the MacBook Air. When empty, Manila Case measures an unprecedented 0.07-inches at its thinnest point, but its dynamically adaptable height goes up to a maximum of 6.9-inches, adapting perfectly to the MacBook Air shape as well as to a standard* Reuben sandwich, made with pastrami, sauerkraut, swiss cheese and russian dressing on rye bread.

"We've built the world's thinnest notebook—it's pretty," said Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO and famed giant carrots horticulturist. "But it didn't feel... complete. So I said to Phil, hey! Phil, yo! I think we need a motherflippin' case for this motherflippin' computer. And Phil saw that it was good, so he pulled out an empty box of Oreos and said: 'what about this?'"

Phil Schiller, senior vice president of Worldwide Product Marketing and really nice cuddly guy, explained the arduous engineering behind the product: "Steve thought the Oreos box was okay, but wasn't good enough," he said. "So then he looked at this envelope in my table, with my lunch inside and he said: 'Is that a Reuben sandwich? Boy I miss those.' And that was it: Manila Case. Right there."

The Manila Case ultra-thin surface allows for an extremely light weight, the smallest in its class, and can be easily customized using any kind of materials, from stickers to Crayola. Prices start at $300 for the base model.

Build-to-order options and accessories include the ability to upgrade the regular white string to a Red Kabbalah String, a 2B Apple Pencil and Woz's One Big Honky Eraser for easy note-taking on the Manila Case surface, a drawing of a landscape by Rob, the guy from supplies, and a aircraft-grade aluminum clip.

* Standard size at Carnegie Deli, 854 7th Ave. New York, NY 10019. Other Reuben sandwiches, with or without IEEE 802.11n support or additional mustard, may vary.

Apple ignited the personal computer revolution in the 1970s with the Apple II and reinvented the personal computer in the 1980s with the Macintosh. In the middle, a lot of LSD, tofu and grass were consumed. Today, Apple continues to lead the industry in innovation with its award-winning computers, the OS X operating system, iLife, professional applications and a guy called Rob. Apple is also spearheading the digital media revolution with its iPod portable music and video players and iTunes online store, and has entered the mobile phone market with its revolutionary iPhone. And Rob too.
gene_pool
Banned
+519|7106|Gold coast, Aus.
If I see someone using an Aiiiir I will punch them.

I hate Apple so much.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7023|Long Island, New York
Or, you know, you could just buy a regular manila envelope at a UPS store...
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7106|London, England

Gizmodo wrote:

MACWORLD SAN FRANCISCO—January 16, 2008—Apple® today unveiled Manila® Case®, the world's thinnest case for the world's thinnest laptop, the MacBook Air. When empty, Manila Case measures an unprecedented 0.07-inches at its thinnest point, but its dynamically adaptable height goes up to a maximum of 6.9-inches, adapting perfectly to the MacBook Air shape as well as to a standard* Reuben sandwich, made with pastrami, sauerkraut, swiss cheese and russian dressing on rye bread.
Sums up Apple's key demographic.
Black Vaine
Member
+43|7107|K-Town, Sweden
What the fuck? $300. Did I read that correct?

Ok?

I'll make you one for 25 bucks
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6978|N. Ireland

Black Vaine wrote:

What the fuck? $300. Did I read that correct?

Ok?

I'll make you one for 25 bucks
It's a fake...
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7106|London, England

Black Vaine wrote:

What the fuck? $300. Did I read that correct?

Ok?

I'll make you one for 25 bucks
Oh my god, lmfao. I didn't even notice that. Jesus fucking Christ....and $20 more for some red string.

This is amazing. Fucking Apple shouldn't exist in todays world, It's even funny that such a business exists. Full stop.

edit: is it really fake?

Last edited by Mek-Izzle (2008-01-16 10:03:09)

mikeyb118
Evil Overlord
+76|7084|S.C.
lol.
Jobs might just be able to sell this to somebody.
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6446|Washington DC

Mek-Izzle wrote:

Black Vaine wrote:

What the fuck? $300. Did I read that correct?

Ok?

I'll make you one for 25 bucks
Oh my god, lmfao. I didn't even notice that. Jesus fucking Christ....and $20 more for some red string.

This is amazing. Fucking Apple shouldn't exist in todays world, It's even funny that such a business exists. Full stop.

edit: is it really fake?
Click the link nubs
David.P
Banned
+649|6759
See this is why i hate apple. No matter how stupid, How useless, And how overpriced their shit is, Their fan base will crowd around and praise it! For no other reason then it's an apple product! I swear steve jobs could brand his piss as "Ipiss" And sell it as a health drink for 300$ a pop.

EDIT: I'm being serious about their real products not this fake shit.

Last edited by David.P (2008-01-16 10:15:21)

tkoi
Utahraptor!
+148|6632|Texas

gizmodo wrote:

[Yes, in case nobody has got this one, it's fake. File it under "Comedy" or "Too many drinks." Image by Richard Blakeley]
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6956
All anti-Apple sentiment withstanding, I do think that the Air is a sexy piece of kit . Sure, it's overpriced. Sure, it suffers from the usual signs of pretentious Apple marketing and image design. But, I do really think that this is somewhat pushing the boundaries of portable computing- this notebook is insanely thin, and has redesigned the way that laptops are built and manufactured in many ways. I do think that it is an innovation, and one that has progressed the market somewhat... even if it has arrived wrapped up in pseudo-hipster Apple branding.
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CanadianLoser
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author of article wrote:

[Yes, in case nobody has got this one, it's fake. File it under "Comedy" or "Too many drinks." Image by Richard Blakeley]

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