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2008-01-16 11:16:52
Drakef
Cheeseburger Logicist
+117|6847|Vancouver
Here are the best fundamentalist quotes on the Internet. Some are funny, some are shocking.

Additionally, I realize that despite my views on religion and the natural tendency for arguments regarding the subject, most of us here would prefer if we kept the politics out of this thread. These are only the views and ideas of a handful of nuts and fundamentalists, not the average Christian.
2008-01-16 11:57:48
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7329|Reykjavík, Iceland.
Wow, just wow.

Some of that stuff is wrong and sick in so many ways.

edit: Most of it is just hilarious though LOL.

Last edited by PBAsydney (2008-01-16 12:04:01)

2008-01-16 12:03:36
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7023|Long Island, New York
From the site:

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
______

I counter your insult with a retort, sir!

CATHOLIC CHILD: I'm going to get fondled by the priest, Mom. Be back later.
CATHOLIC MOM: Don't forget to bring a bible!
CATHOLIC CHILD: And afterwards, I'm gonna go listen to Ted Haggard preach about gays and steal people's money, and then go fuck a male prostitute!
CATHOLIC MOM: Sure thing! Be home by 5 for dinner!

Don't get me wrong. I'm not an Atheist. But this is exactly what generalization is like. I could easily call every catholic a bunch of kid fuckers, but do I? No. Because they're not. And that's why saying all atheists have no morals is absolutely RIDICULOUS.

There's more christians in jails than atheists...

Last edited by Poseidon (2008-01-16 12:08:17)

2008-01-16 12:05:49
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7329|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Poseidon wrote:

From the site:

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
______

I counter your insult with a retort, sir!

CATHOLIC CHILD: I'm going to get fondled by the priest, Mom. Be back later.
CATHOLIC MOM: Don't forget to bring a bible!
CATHOLIC CHILD: And afterwards, I'm gonna go listen to Ted Haggard preach about gays and steal people's money, and then go fuck a male prostitute!
CATHOLIC MOM: Sure thing! Be home by 5 for dinner!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

Like Christians did to everyone not Christian in the medieval times?

edit:
I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.

Last edited by PBAsydney (2008-01-16 12:08:40)

2008-01-16 12:11:11
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6447|Washington DC
"I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc."

lol wut

I'll meet them in hell, oh wait no I won't cause it isn't real
2008-01-16 12:11:38
Graphic-J
The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J
+196|6612|So Cal
"Like Christians did to everyone not Christian in the medieval times?"
...
^ You mean the Roman church and Roman Catholics... and no they weren't real Christians by YOUR definition.

Last edited by GraphicArtist J (2008-01-16 12:13:04)

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2008-01-16 12:20:08
Enzzenmachine
Member
+20|6831
wow! I love how the guy tried to explain that gravity didn't exist... being a guy who studied it, I just laughed at how he was so ignorant while he was trying to sound smarter than scientists
2008-01-16 12:20:08
Master*
Banned
+416|6980|United States

wrote:

Athiests as a Majority
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?
Epic lulz
2008-01-16 12:20:42
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6683|Winland

Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts, because the Rollercoaster of Religious Views will be starting it's wild trip towards close in a moment. Please keep your limbs inside the vehicle at all times, or you'll go to hell.
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