So today I thought I'd take advantage of the fact that I'd finished my exams and that I'm now, finally, 18. My plans for the day were to finish my biology exam, head over to the local store with a couple friends of mine and buy a couple beers to soothe my ruffled feathers. Here's what happened:
I get into the store with my friend-grab two beers out of the fridge and head to the counter.
My friend goes first, whoops out his ID proving that he's 18 and buys his beer. I go to the stupid bitch cashier woman and stick my two beers on the belt. First she looks at me and gives me the look like "you're not fucking 18" which at first I found funny because I could finally prove that I am.. Then she asks for my ID and I give it to her with the biggest fucking grin I've ever had on my face thinking "finally I can buy beer in this fucking country without fake ID". I give it to her, she looks at it and looks at me and again shows this stupid little smirk that is starting to piss the crap out of me. Then she says "If anyone asks, we'll just say your friend bought it for you"..and I'm thinking wtf is that supposed to mean? I'm 18, why would I have to tell anyone my friend bought me beer..So i tell her this and when I get pissed off I never speak Norwegian to a Norwegian..only English..I asked her "What the hell is that supposed to mean, I'm 18, it says right there on my credit card so quit being obnoxious and charge me for the two beers"..She then replies "you know, I'm not as stupid as you think I am, I know full well this is a fake ID!". This automatically triggered me into a pissed off rage because she spoiled the occasion. The first time I've ever bought a beer legally and some stupid bitch decides to act obnoxious. Funny thing is, I've never had any problems buying before even with a fake ID saying I'm 20 years old so this pissed me off even more.. So we got into a heated argument which consisted of me holding up the queue demanding her apology and insisting that I'm 18.. She in turn decides to be even more of a bitch and outline the dangers of underage drinking and eventually pinpoint that she has been fooled too many times with fake IDs.
Basically, the conflict ended with her actually selling me the beer and me leaving the store chucking my now useless fake ID at her...Morale of the story..Instead of fucking arguing about trivial shit like fake IDs and underage drinking, look at my fucking credit card, swipe the goods, do your fucking job and let me pay.
I get into the store with my friend-grab two beers out of the fridge and head to the counter.
My friend goes first, whoops out his ID proving that he's 18 and buys his beer. I go to the stupid bitch cashier woman and stick my two beers on the belt. First she looks at me and gives me the look like "you're not fucking 18" which at first I found funny because I could finally prove that I am.. Then she asks for my ID and I give it to her with the biggest fucking grin I've ever had on my face thinking "finally I can buy beer in this fucking country without fake ID". I give it to her, she looks at it and looks at me and again shows this stupid little smirk that is starting to piss the crap out of me. Then she says "If anyone asks, we'll just say your friend bought it for you"..and I'm thinking wtf is that supposed to mean? I'm 18, why would I have to tell anyone my friend bought me beer..So i tell her this and when I get pissed off I never speak Norwegian to a Norwegian..only English..I asked her "What the hell is that supposed to mean, I'm 18, it says right there on my credit card so quit being obnoxious and charge me for the two beers"..She then replies "you know, I'm not as stupid as you think I am, I know full well this is a fake ID!". This automatically triggered me into a pissed off rage because she spoiled the occasion. The first time I've ever bought a beer legally and some stupid bitch decides to act obnoxious. Funny thing is, I've never had any problems buying before even with a fake ID saying I'm 20 years old so this pissed me off even more.. So we got into a heated argument which consisted of me holding up the queue demanding her apology and insisting that I'm 18.. She in turn decides to be even more of a bitch and outline the dangers of underage drinking and eventually pinpoint that she has been fooled too many times with fake IDs.
Basically, the conflict ended with her actually selling me the beer and me leaving the store chucking my now useless fake ID at her...Morale of the story..Instead of fucking arguing about trivial shit like fake IDs and underage drinking, look at my fucking credit card, swipe the goods, do your fucking job and let me pay.
Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2008-01-16 12:59:51)
