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jord wrote:

ATG wrote:

jord wrote:

I'm a nonsexual. I am attracted to neither males nor females.

Try getting away from the intranets, meat some real peeps.

No, if I wanted to have an inteligent conversation I'd talk to myself. And if I wanted sexial plesure there's always warm food...

Turquoise wrote:

jord wrote:

ATG wrote:

Try getting away from the intranets, meat some real peeps.

No, if I wanted to have an inteligent conversation I'd talk to myself. And if I wanted sexual plesure there's always warm food...

Um, that has to be the creepiest thing I've read here in a while.  I mean, hey, I get pissed at women sometimes too, but it sounds like you're starting to head towards narcissism.

Although, they do say that chocolate has a chemical in it that replicates the same hormonal feelings as making out.  I still don't see the resemblance, unless you're just really bad at making out....

I don't think he was talking about EATING the food...

HITNRUNXX wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

jord wrote:

No, if I wanted to have an inteligent conversation I'd talk to myself. And if I wanted sexual plesure there's always warm food...

Um, that has to be the creepiest thing I've read here in a while.  I mean, hey, I get pissed at women sometimes too, but it sounds like you're starting to head towards narcissism.

Although, they do say that chocolate has a chemical in it that replicates the same hormonal feelings as making out.  I still don't see the resemblance, unless you're just really bad at making out....

I don't think he was talking about EATING the food...

Hahahahaha

In order of preference:

1. Doing a chick from behind while she's going down on another girl.

2. Jerking off while watching one girl go down on another girl.

3. Doing one girl.

4. Jerking off thinking about doing a girl from behind while she's going down on another girl.

5. Jerking off thinking about doing one girl.

6. That's it. I can't even watch a porno with a penis in it. That's why the old lady and I have a bunch of "lesbian milf #12" type porns. She's good with it, and I don't have to see a meat-hook.

I roomed with a gay guy for two years in college, great guy, nothing against the whole thing if that's what someone wants to do, but the penis has no attraction for me.

Stingray24 wrote:

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

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QFT

Lol.

Dersmikner wrote:

I can't even watch a porno with a penis in it.

You sound like your not secure with your sexuality.

Ryan wrote:

I really don't think it's any of your business what sexual orientation we are.

so that means you are gay, bi or lesbian

UK|Hooligan wrote:

Dersmikner wrote:

I can't even watch a porno with a penis in it.

You sound like your not secure with your sexuality.

I've heard that comment before when talking about it. I'm real comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't like seeing a dick. No big deal. Some do, some don't. I'm one that doesn't.

How comfortable should I be with it? Comfortable enough to look at one, comfortable enough to touch one, comfortable enough to suck one? It's not that I'm not comfortable with MY dick or my sexuality, it's that I'm not comfortable with OTHER people's dicks. If you're comfortable enough to watch one, touch one, or suck one, I guess that makes you King of Comfortable, and a better man. Me, just not comfortable with other dicks thanks.

Last edited by Dersmikner (2008-01-20 13:30:42)

Cyrax-Sektor wrote:

Skorpy-chan wrote:

Straight.

You got gay all over the thread, the google ads are throwing up gay dating sites.

Straight.

If you're using FF and have not found the handy AdBlocker Plus add-on, you need to crawl out from under that rock! If you're not using FF, keep your rock on.

Google ads are amusing, though. And often throw up useful stuff.

im so bi

Wallpaper wrote:

Straight

Dersmikner wrote:

In order of preference:

1. Doing a chick from behind while she's going down on another girl.

2. Jerking off while watching one girl go down on another girl.

3. Doing one girl.

Youd rather jerk off than get laid?

Once you're about 32 or 33 (to say nothing of being 40) and you've tagged more girls you can't even remember, more times than you can count, doing one chick is okay, but watching two do each other is the better prize. Busting a nut is just busting a nut, but watching two chicks is a treat.

Last edited by Dersmikner (2008-01-20 19:02:52)

ATG wrote:

Ryan wrote:

I really don't think it's any of your business what sexual orientation we are.

What'rya hiding?

Nothing. I'm as straight as a bullet.

Although bullets eventually drop, thus making me not so straight after all. Meh.