Not to travel back in time and give myself advice, it only complicates things.
Plus when there's two of me in one place its so I create a black hole
Plus when there's two of me in one place its so I create a black hole
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study harder, it pays off
Tell myself they do, and to become celibate,..Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
- Women will always fuck with your head, especially the pretty ones.
She was probably inbred anyway, born in Tasmania olol
Pussy!Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
- That prosititutes will only come back to haunt you (no i didn't kill them!)
Me? I'd tell my 11 year old self in 99 to kill the 9/11 hijackers when they are staying in the Motels in New Jersey.
My 14 year old self to kill my principal before i got moved to a worse place. And maybe my 5 year old self to stop playing games so much and when bullied to fight back, Even if stronger then you a kick to the balls or a pen to the eye still work.
lol wutDavid.P wrote:
Pussy!Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
- That prosititutes will only come back to haunt you (no i didn't kill them!)
Me? I'd tell my 11 year old self in 99 to kill the 9/11 hijackers when they are staying in the Motels in New Jersey.
My 14 year old self to kill my principal before i got moved to a worse place. And maybe my 5 year old self to stop playing games so much and when bullied to fight back, Even if stronger then you a kick to the balls or a pen to the eye still work.
What the hell David?
People live in Tasmania?gene_pool wrote:
She was probably inbred anyway, born in Tasmania olol
goto early 80's and tell self to invest HEAVILY in those stupid asses': Steve Jobs, and Bill Gatess' CRAZY idea for a HOME COMPUTER?!?!?! (WTF?)
Got a problem with me wanting to go back in time and prevent 9/11? So i dont develop a paranoia which leads me to take bullshit Mood drugs giving me my first hallucination and splitting my mind in 2.Gawwad wrote:
What the hell David?
make sure that communism never spreads, and proclaim world wide kapitalism.
Bottom left
To tell myself "get on with it!"
Do not lift that goddamn 36" Panasonic with your back...
2 spinal surgeries are not teh fun.
Oh, yeah. Don't start dating girls you find on the internet after you had your first surgery and are on funny medication!!! Fooking vultures...
2 spinal surgeries are not teh fun.
Oh, yeah. Don't start dating girls you find on the internet after you had your first surgery and are on funny medication!!! Fooking vultures...
Just be glad there is pill available...if its the same clap were thinking of.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
avoid the clap...
that's good advice!
Never eat a yellow 'snowcone' a friend says he has just 'bought you', or the brown sludgy one either fot that matter!
listen more to the older people
QFT, me being a puss and not sticking up for myself pretty much ruined 90% of my school years, I'd say tp anyone in a similar position if anyone is being a prick to you be a prick back, worst comes to the worst you get in a few fights, big deal you'll feel better for it, better than hiding away like some sort of outcast.DonFck wrote:
Seriously though, I'd probably tell myself to grow some balls earlier on - a low self esteem caused by being bullied as a kid lead to me probably missing out on quite a lot.
/VoiceOfExperience
realize that education is far more important. maybe i would have got a scholarship instead of joining the army to pay for college. majored in computers instead of law enforcement. invested in google a couple years ago!
nothing
no fucking cigarettes you noob
no fucking cigarettes you noob
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Wish I heard that some 16 years ago myself. Although it wasn't that bad for me. I just didn't give a shit about their monkeying so I was left alone in the end and I could continue being McLovin of the early nineties Oh, well. All is fine now. Engaged and stuffTheEternalPessimist wrote:
QFT, me being a puss and not sticking up for myself pretty much ruined 90% of my school years, I'd say tp anyone in a similar position if anyone is being a prick to you be a prick back, worst comes to the worst you get in a few fights, big deal you'll feel better for it, better than hiding away like some sort of outcast.DonFck wrote:
Seriously though, I'd probably tell myself to grow some balls earlier on - a low self esteem caused by being bullied as a kid lead to me probably missing out on quite a lot.
/VoiceOfExperience
It's a lie, you wont go blind if you touch it
I Friggin Love The Nhs
Actually make an effort in life you lazy bastard.
or drinking.Shem wrote:
Don't start smoking?
Nothing is permanent/don't cling onto anything; it will change and you trying to combat that change will make you miserable
If you have no desire for useless things you wont hate it when you cant get them.
don't be angry, forgive anyone.
give compassion to others and you will make this life better.
If you have no desire for useless things you wont hate it when you cant get them.
don't be angry, forgive anyone.
give compassion to others and you will make this life better.
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